Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

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What will happen?

  • Nothing but 5-star days, a-logs BTFO stay mad.

    Votes: 272 24.9%
  • Beaten by another pimp of underage hookers. Purse and zirconia ring stolen.

    Votes: 251 23.0%
  • Monkeypox from gay pride parade.

    Votes: 143 13.1%
  • Arrested.

    Votes: 142 13.0%
  • Return to find out that his horse galloped away with ReRollRozy.

    Votes: 119 10.9%
  • 2-5.

    Votes: 164 15.0%

  • Total voters
    1,091
  • Poll closed .
... Can Vickers stop being a fucking retard for 5 seconds and think about the kid instead of how he can ayyyylawg Ralph?
All things considered , he is not just a-loggin , ralph is the man that exposed her daughter and her intimacy, essentialy groomed her . Fill her head with bullshit . Impregnated her and then tried to convince her of having an abortion an then being a fucking deadbeat father.
Tbh I think posting some tweets making fun of ralph is really inoffensive with all the stuff he did . Some other people would have personally beat his ass or straight up kill him.
 
All things considered , he is not just a-loggin , ralph is the man that exposed her daughter and her intimacy, essentialy groomed her . Fill her head with bullshit . Impregnated her and then tried to convince her of having an abortion an then being a fucking deadbeat father.
Tbh I think posting some tweets making fun of ralph is really inoffensive with all the stuff he did . Some other people would have personally beat his ass or straight up kill him.

One could say that his insistence on his genes not be passed down would’ve been his one and only act of philanthropy. However that would be incredibly cruel and unfair towards his kids who had no say in having such a piece of shit for a father.

So I’m just gonna sneakily imply it like this.
 
I would be absolutely BTFO’d as a hayturr if the Gunt went to, say, Albania or Romania next in search of dealers and pimps. He would definitely have some five star days there, especially if he ripped off a street dealer. This would really prove his masculinity and also his excellent qualities as a father.
 
Gunt is en route to FATima:
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Dear Ralph, if you were an actual Christian who read the Bible you would know that God and Jesus don't look too kindly on those that pray for them to smite their enemies. "Revenge is mine sayth the Lord." That means only God is allowed to have revenge, not you Ralph.
Also, the only person stopping you from seeing your son is yourself. You are the embodiment of the sin of pride Ralph. You refuse to humble yourself and make some kind of peace with the Vickers because your pride refuses for you to be humbled and grow humility. Instead you will keep acting like a violent sped which will only make the California courts go in Vickers favor.
 
Dear Ralph, if you were an actual Christian who read the Bible you would know that God and Jesus don't look too kindly on those that pray for them to smite their enemies. "Revenge is mine sayth the Lord." That means only God is allowed to have revenge, not you Ralph.
Also, the only person stopping you from seeing your son is yourself. You are the embodiment of the sin of pride Ralph. You refuse to humble yourself and make some kind of peace with the Vickers because your pride refuses for you to be humbled and grow humility. Instead you will keep acting like a violent sped which will only make the California courts go in Vickers favor.
Revelation 21:8 "But for the cowardly and unbelieving and abominable and murderers and immoral persons and sorcerers and idolaters and all liars, their part will be in the lake that burns with fire and brimstone, which is the second death.”
Ralph is an idolater, immoral, liar, abominable, and a coward. A royal flush at being a piece of shit in life.
 
I would be absolutely BTFO’d as a hayturr if the Gunt went to, say, Albania or Romania next in search of dealers and pimps. He would definitely have some five star days there, especially if he ripped off a street dealer. This would really prove his masculinity and also his excellent qualities as a father.
Doesn't need to wander that far for new dealers and pimps to challenge.

If he actually goes to Madrid, he will be close to one of the world's biggest cultural centers, a land full of the brightest minds, a paradise in earth called Cañada Real where selling drugs and shaking is as natural as breathing.

Ralph should definitely tour it because he don't scare and I can't wait to see a fat gypsy woman kicking his ass.
 
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No doubt Ralph weighs twice as much as any of the Europeans on that mofo. Can you imagine normal sized, civilized people having to share a small enclosed space with Gunt. Poor souls. Ralph making sure all Europeans see how low America can sink in the form of the sweaty, obese Ralphamale in his “designer” coomsumer gear. If they were smart they just pretended not to speak English to avoid any interaction with the fat American.

You’d think Ralph would feel really awkward being, by far, the most obese person almost any place he goes in Europe, and fatter by a huge margin.

Super-Morbid obesity isn’t that abnormal in white trash America but it sticks out like a sore (shit stained) thumb in most places in Europe.

I wonder if he has to acknowledge any other super morbidly obese person he might cross paths with on his trip? Sort of like black people always acknowledge another black person when they are surrounded by white or Asian people.
 
Doesn't need to wander that far for new dealers and pimps to challenge.

If he actually goes to Madrid, he will be close to one of the world's biggest cultural centers, a land full of the brightest minds, a paradise in earth called Cañada Real where selling drugs and shaking is as natural as breathing.

Ralph should definitely tour it because he don't scare and I can't wait to see a fat gypsy woman kicking his ass.
We really need to try and con him into a visit to the more cultural areas of Napoli, too.
 
Revelation 21:8 "But for the cowardly and unbelieving and abominable and murderers and immoral persons and sorcerers and idolaters and all liars, their part will be in the lake that burns with fire and brimstone, which is the second death.”
Ralph is an idolater, immoral, liar, abominable, and a coward. A royal flush at being a piece of shit in life.
But he's not a sorcerer, because sorcerers are cool.
 
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