DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[The Penultimate Warrior]

THIS FUCKING GUY. The guy who whines and bitches about "dah trolls" for an hour on his "podcast" says to ignore it. Meanwhile, he squeals like a (bigger) pig under the gate if people so much as poke at the flimsy lies he puts up to distract from his scumbag behaviour which he knows is wrong.

Also the guy who sat there with a big shit-eating grin as he talked about how he loved to troll people in the FGC.

 

[Elescondido]

Gotta chase that clout

The funny part is that the best way to end the kind of trolling dsp suffers is being honest.
Phil likes to bitch about how there are no internet redemption stories but they absolutely are , the only thing you need to do to get an online comeback is to disprove at least one of the allegations ..
Just look at projared and half of the smasn community lol they were all outed as sex weirdos but they got (at least part) of their careers back by doing a mea culpa and debunking a few of the claims made against them

 

[KiwiFarmer97]

the more snort tries to debunk the "snort is OMM" theory, the more i think its actually him

 

[Cornstarch Colonizer]

Wait you like bewbs? What are you gay, hah!! *nervous shifting and eye contact* Only immature idiots like bewbs *chews on nails*

WOAH DOOOD!!! It's a giant cock and balls, ack ack ack!!! *looks at camera and dances*

"King Kong's giant schlong, ack ack ack that name!!"

,

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Gotta chase that clout

God for someone with a business degree that claims to know about marketing hes a fucking moron

It really hard to express how stupid this take is especially when it's in response to Disney's "critic proof something bad by claiming everyone who criticizes it is racist/homophobic/masochistic so Twitter shills can deflect critism" like they did with the last jedi, the high republic, black panther, captain marvel etc.

I'll cut the tism here cause I could go on and on how stupid this clout chasing is.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

@SauceRyuKen, I can't quote your post for some reason, but there was a girl before Panda Lee. Her name was Evvie. She appeared once during his Earth Defense Force' playthrough months before Panda Lee's debut and was never heard from again.

I think they went on a date and he brought her to his kahndo to play vidya, lol.

Huh. That is interesting. Didn't know about that. What happened to her? Did she seem normal?

 

[DownwardFowl]

Gotta chase that clout

Also obigatory

LOOK OUT THERES A BLACK WOMAN AAH

 

[BlockedByDaylight]

So I've been thinking about this One Minute Man controversy lately. Can anyone confirm the last time 1MM ever wrote a message in chat or had a message attached to his "tips"? I'm starting to believe the theory that 1MM doesn't even exist and it's just Phil lying to his fans to illicit more tips, as a way to convince them to contribute more on the day streams (as in, "oh 1MM just tipped big, we're close to our next goal guys! We can do it!")

1MM has tipped $25 on almost every day stream for the past year or 2, and almost always when Phil goes to break. His tips never can be seen on stream, and we basically have to take Phil's word on it that they exist.

Is it possible that 1MM has also given Phil more money than even OIC at this point?

 

[Tears for T]

Also obigatory

LOOK OUT THERES A BLACK WOMAN AAH

Joggers gonna jogg.
Phil at least knows that.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

So I've been thinking about this One Minute Man controversy lately. Can anyone confirm the last time 1MM ever wrote a message in chat or had a message attached to his "tips"? I'm starting to believe the theory that 1MM doesn't even exist and it's just Phil lying to his fans to illicit more tips, as a way to convince them to contribute more on the day streams (as in, "oh 1MM just tipped big, we're close to our next goal guys! We can do it!")

1MM has tipped $25 on almost every day stream for the past year or 2, and almost always when Phil goes to break. His tips never can be seen on stream, and we basically have to take Phil's word on it that they exist.

Is it possible that 1MM has also given Phil more money than even OIC at this point?

Sometimes to make prey walk into your sights, you have to put out a decoy or two to make it seem like a good place to be.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Huh. That is interesting. Didn't know about that. What happened to her? Did she seem normal?

Judge for yourself.

 

[DownwardFowl]

1MM doesn't even exist and it's just Phil lying to his fans to illicit more tips, as a way to convince them to contribute more on the day streams

In one of Doody Streams videos today, he called it “priming the tip jar”.

Think Phil learned this in his business classes?

 

[Coke Zero]

I know it was probably already discussed on here but yesterday phil literally begged for Mexican food. Its just amazing how he's constantly finding new ways to be more pathetic and shameless. How can someone try to frame the idea of going out to a Mexican restaurant as a necessity and something he's entitled to do?

I would rather eat a $1 loaf of bread than ask other adults for money for food.

 

[Kosher Dill]

the more snort tries to debunk the "snort is OMM" theory, the more i think its actually him

Isn't Snort supposedly some third-worlder? That daily tithe would be ruinous.

 

[Free Jasper]

I know it was probably already discussed on here but yesterday phil literally begged for Mexican food. Its just amazing how he's constantly finding new ways to be more pathetic and shameless. How can someone try to frame the idea of going out to a Mexican restaurant as a necessity and something he's entitled to do?

I would rather eat a $1 loaf of bread than ask other adults for money for food.

One of his stranger begs, in my opinion.

He went wide-eyed and pathetically declared “we haven’t had Mexican since, like, March!!” as if some human right had been violated.

It’s May. Is this really a big problem in your life right now, Phillip?

I legit can’t remember the last time I had Mexican, but then again I’m not a greedy little autistic pig.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Also obigatory

LOOK OUT THERES A BLACK WOMAN AAH

"With a stolen laser sword!"

 

[blahblahblah678]

One of his stranger begs, in my opinion.

He went wide-eyed and pathetically declared “we haven’t had Mexican since, like, March!!” as if some human right had been violated.

It’s May. Is this really a big problem in your life right now, Phillip?

I legit can’t remember the last time I had Mexican, but then again I’m not a greedy little autistic pig.

Phil's being an extremely dense and greedy motherfucker about eating Mexican. For fucks sake, eating beans and rice could be considered eating Mexican, but he's too good and ungrateful to even do that even though he'd save a ton of money.

 

[YokuNamaTwo]

Yes Phil, because you definately ignored all the trolling done to yourself....

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

In one of Doody Streams videos today, he called it “priming the tip jar”.

Think Phil learned this in his business classes?

Whatever his buzinezz acumen and lecturers told him is what he is doing right now, because hell if liquidity is something to go on when he begs for tips is that he is told that exact same liquidity is money he can spend..

But it's not that Phil you fucking tard, liquidity is assets built in cash through income which you can spend, but not right away, because that would make liquidity for Scopely which they can use

Cash is a form of assets yes, but you can build up that income however and how long you want to spend on stuff you actually need to do, or perhaps build it up so you are able to make bills, but because you Philliam El Valedict, have an addiction to a mobile Gacha game, you are thinking of cash that you can spend and waste so long and immediately, but see that it never gives you back any returns....

That's why you are bum dressed in middle class luxury, and why you got in such bad debts through credit cards...

I could sperg on and on but fml, I am no businezzmuhn but I know not to ever touch a credit card unless I really have good credit and are able to pay it back, research the fuck out of the % in APR, and any deposits v deposit free, not pay off in a decade, just get that shit paid off and get in the black

I would hate to be in a position he is in, where you have been granted a bankruptcy, but no credit lines or finance available with steady employment coupled with a steady or even increasing wage with performance/promotion ability, and not many people can pull it off especially with the cost of living going up...

And as much as you wish you want another 1k tip ready and available via the Dents to spunk on that sweaty jpeg game, you better believe that was a one off like many...

As for my take on the 1MM?

Phil, just fucking prove its not you it's that simple, the burden of proof is on you, we just simply ask to prove it, show evidence, show how you have worked out that 1+1 is not 3, literally just show evidence, instead of coming out with bare ass excuses and tarding out with that the "efery1 iz st00pid" schtick...

If you also would like to throw in that you still waste money as a bonus on WWE Champions, I will leave the Farms

Until then Philliam, just stay in Tutorial Land d00d

Sound good

 

[Pargon]

DSP is so dumb. Disney doesn't care about people trolling them. Does he think at this years shareholder meeting they were complaining about @naziyaoifan or whatever complaining that a black person was cast? Disney just used clickbait sites to get more of that fabled twitter engagement DSP is always going on about so the 99.9% of people who didn't read a single thing about anime avatars bitching about a black actress are now remembering their TV show exists and you can watch it NOW at (link)

And this fat idiot has a marketing degree

“Me smart, they dumb” says man about massive corporation successfully turning faceless trolls (who at this point may not even exist, I don’t even know anymore) into a victim narrative for the umpteenth time when he’s never been able to successfully do so once.

Phil, to people on the internet not paying much attention (which is most people) this makes Disney look like the good guy. They are coming to the defense of a blighted female PoC which regardless of your public policy otherwise is instant good publicity. You should note they do not immediately turn around and call the people they are trying to appease worthless retarded faggots.

Pay attention, man, these things are important.