Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

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What's this about Tux and his sister? Cause I'm lost in the sauce about this.

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JohnnyText said:
What's this about Tux and his sister? Cause I'm lost in the sauce about this.

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On what moral grounds is Mr "pussy is pussy even if she's 16 or less" taking the high grounds against a loathsome sister fucker?

Edit why the fuck are you retards sperging about chemistry and complex nutritional ideas with a walking blob eating two tons of maybe healthy maybe not pasta loaded with fucking cheese.
 
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MeltyTW said:
On what moral grounds is Mr "pussy is pussy even if she's 16 or less" taking the high grounds against a loathsome sister fucker?

Edit why the fuck are you retards sperging about chemistry and complex nutritional ideas with a walking blob eating two tons of maybe healthy maybe not pasta loaded with fucking cheese.
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Jesus, Ralph says that? Well, he's taken the high ground many times. Even fell for a Nigerian Prince scam along the way.
 
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JohnnyText said:
I feel like deep down Ralph is begging for help. Who'd say this and treat their dying mother like shit?
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Bullseye! LMAO. Why so defensive Ralph? It’s all fanfic after all.

I’ll just assume Sandra went to all those SNOW reunions by herself and was a teetotaler from now on Ralph. I know most women into hair metal bands were very chaste.

Your mom wasn’t much to look at but she didn’t become a nun after Ronnie abandoned her. But from now on I’ll assume Sandra got as much sex after her divorce as her son did before 30, if it will make you feel better.

Weird that Ralph wanted to try and live in a degenerate throuple with Faith and Pantsu, then Pantsu and Alice, along side his children. I guess Sandra didn’t pass those strong morals on to her whoremonger son. A woman who thought sex should only occur within marriage would be so sad you’ve had two bastards and want to subject your children to multiple “girlfriends” and not marry their mothers.

Ralph totally has the mother/whore complex about women. I guess that’s why Pantsu needs replaced.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
Bullseye! LMAO. Why so defensive Ralph? It’s all fanfic after all.

I’ll just assume Sandra went to all those SNOW reunions by herself and was a teetotaler from now on Ralph. Your mom wasn’t much to look at but she didn’t become a nun after Ronnie abandoned her. But from now on I’ll assume Sandra got as much sex after her divorce as you did until he turned 30 if it makes you feel better.

Weird that Ralph was totally ok trying to live in a throuple with his children, but I guess Sandra didn’t pass those strong morals on to her whoremonger son. A woman who thought sex should only occur within marriage would be so sad you’ve had two bastards and want to subject your children to multiple “girlfriends.”
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For a Christian, he definitely violates every single deadly sin.
The creepy harem he's trying to make is a lot of lust in that guy. Especially his creepy texts to Faith trying to boost his ego.
 
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MeltyTW said:
Yeah he asked why people were punished for "consensual" sex with 16 year old "whores"
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You got the clip? I want to blast that shit at Ralph's speds.
Besides, this one doesn't have that humor I originally had for it.
 

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MeltyTW said:
Nah sadly it's on some old dead air killstream and i forget who he was defending
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Shit. It's probably in some archive somewhere. I mean they dug that creepy interaction he had with an underaged 15-year-girl. And that weirder one where he quickly left the room, supposedly to masturbate to some 16-17 pictures on insta.
 
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Wait, is he in Portugal still or Madrid now? Combing through the highlights also doesn't clarify if that Stew Peters guy actually flew out to guntguard IRL. Did Dan raise the 1,800 gbp to give Ralph a proper beat down? Is he close? Trashfire is right if up to date information can't be easily found.
 
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Black Light Red Panic said:
Wait, is he in Portugal still or Madrid now? Combing through the highlights also doesn't clarify if that Stew Peters guy actually flew out to guntguard IRL. Did Dan raise the 1,800 gbp to give Ralph a proper beat down? Is he close? Trashfire is right if up to date information can't be easily found.
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No clue. I'm gonna stop going to his twitter for a while. That tweet mocking Etika's suicide pisses me off.
 
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JohnnyText said:
I feel like deep down Ralph is begging for help. Who'd say this and treat their dying mother like shit?
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He keeps dodging the questions.
Ralph, why did your Momma allow you to live off of her, without a job, doing drugs, for years, while she lived in poverty and sickness?
How could you fly a teenager across the country and impregnate her within earshot of your dying mom?
How could you allow her to live in the worst part of the worst part of Richmond in her last months?
How could you allow her to live off of the government, when you were (and still are) a 30-something year old man who has never worked a day in your life?
Why did you neglect your mom to death?
 
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