DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
WolverineGuy22 said:
Ah yes, Phil. Because receiving death threats and racial slurs in your DMs from tons of angry Star Wars nerds because you are black is totally the same thing as an internet board calling you fat and tracking your income.
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Phil always has time to clout chase on his wonderful day off wheere he spends a day out with his soulmate wife and nevers takes pictures of anything because.......


????
DoorDash, Laziness, and a loveless marraige = "I HAD A GREAT DAY OFF!"
 
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So it's been confirmed that EVO will have a side bracket featuring SF2 super turbo edition!
I smell a timeline shift in one of three directions:
1) Phil ignores EVO and finds some stupid excuse not to go
2) Phil does a "fundraiser marathon" to get funds to go to EVO and then doesn't go
3) Phil does a "fundraiser", gets the funds, doesn't go, and uses some shitty excuse[Kat/Jasper/Oven/Bills - circle any which apply]
or, the best option:
4) Phil does a "fundraiser", gets the funds, goes to EVO, and goes 0 and 2 in pools, getting knocked out of loser's finals by a one-armed child.
 
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Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
So it's been confirmed that EVO will have a side bracket featuring SF2 super turbo edition!
I smell a timeline shift in one of three directions:
1) Phil ignores EVO and finds some stupid excuse not to go
2) Phil does a "fundraiser marathon" to get funds to go to EVO and then doesn't go
3) Phil does a "fundraiser", gets the funds, doesn't go, and uses some shitty excuse[Kat/Jasper/Oven/Bills - circle any which apply]
or, the best option:
4) Phil does a "fundraiser", gets the funds, goes to EVO, and goes 0 and 2 in pools, getting knocked out of loser's finals by a one-armed child.
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Dude doesn't like leaving heis house for his second love, food, with his distand third "love" Kat. I doubt he's gonna blow money on an EVO trip when he's pereptually broke at home and only to get laughed out of the qualifiers.

Plus what if he ran into the people who made him put his hands behind his back and cry like a child again? Can't risk his 13 year legacy again.
 
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As much as i would like to see dsp going to evo, i dont think he will go since hes gonna be ridiculed and it will show how shit he actually is in SF. Other than that, goin involves socializing outside of his bubble in which he doesnt have control over. If he was smart he could use this event for his benefits.
 
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PieceofShet said:
Off: where are the colours?
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Alright everyone, after CAREFUL consideration and PHASITIVE feedback behind-duh-sceens from alottapeuple on how to improve MY schtreems, I’ve come to a FINAL conclusion and thus… I’ve made the EXECUTIVE DECISION of introducing a TIER 4, $200 tips goal, okay? SNORT

And what’s that tips goal? Ladies and GENTLEMEN, from NOW ON, my schtreems will be in black and white UNTIL we hit the TIER 4, okay? SNORT SNORT

Alottapeuple told me they’re HUGE fans of Akeira Kawasaki or whatever THAT GUY’S name is so I HOPE you guys show more SUPPORT, okay? ‘Cause I NEED to take mom… I MEAN KAT to this new Georgian restaurant we saw and try SOME of their cuisine, sounds good? Thanks in advance for any khantributions!

In the meantime, lemme check for any shoutouts… oh, and we have a $25 tip from ONE. MINUTE. MAN. Thank you to One Minute Man, let’s get you on the leaderboard…
 
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Jose Cuervo said:
Alright everyone, after CAREFUL consideration and PHASITIVE feedback behind-duh-sceens from alottapeuple on how to improve MY schtreems, I’ve come to a FINAL conclusion and thus… I’ve made the EXECUTIVE DECISION of introducing a TIER 4, $200 tips goal, okay? SNORT

And what’s that tips goal? Ladies and GENTLEMEN, from NOW ON, my schtreems will be in black and white UNTIL we hit the TIER 4, okay? SNORT SNORT

Alottapeuple told me they’re HUGE fans of Akeira Kawasaki or whatever THAT GUY’S name is so I HOPE you guys show more SUPPORT, okay? ‘Cause I NEED to take mom… I MEAN KAT to this new Georgian restaurant we saw and try SOME of their cuisine, sounds good? Thanks in advance for any khantributions!

In the meantime, lemme check for any shoutouts… oh, and we have a $25 tip from ONE. MINUTE. MAN. Thank you to One Minute Man, let’s get you on the leaderboard…
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I like your avatar.
Plastic Love said:
Who in their right mind would possibly watch this garbage? Phil playing an old boring game that people figured out decades ago and doing all his hallmarks.
✅ Autistic singing and noises at the start because he has nothing useful or interesting to say
✅ Clown mode activated when he dies "AAAAHHHH!!! [Long Awkward Pause] I SUCK ASS!!!"
✅ Explaining super obvious things to his audience when every human on the plant knows about them. Bonus points for trying to explain some strategy of waiting in a corridor for the ghosts to come by only to be sandwiched and killed. King of Retro ladies and gentlemen.
✅ Blaming the game when he dies "WOWOWOW DID YOU SEE HOW FAST HE MOVED!?!??!"
✅ Fundamentally doesn't even understand the game and dies on level 1 because he is too busy trying to kill the ghosts instead of collecting all the pellets

I mean I know the answer is dents, but this is borderline psychological torture. Only thing missing from this clip is begging for tips.

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Rather off-topic but I found Pac-Man Museum to be a pretty decent compilation for the 20 dollar asking price. It includes a good chunk of games that I quite enjoy, so you can imagine how it feels for me to watch Piggy play through many of these incredibly simplistic arcade/console titles and fail miserably, all the while snorting, acking, belching, begging, and refusing to accept it might be his fault for anything that goes wrong.

I know a lot of you are likely numb to it at this point, but Phil playing any video game you even remotely enjoy is just a terrible experience. At best, it's boring and nothing really happens aside from his general pleas for free wheelchair dollars and unfunny attempts at humor and commentary. At worst, the dumb sack of shit plays like an actual Derich, then gets pissy and lashes out at the game and anyone who dared to design it in a way that doesn't instantly reward him for existing. It's infuriating.

TLDR: seeing phil play games i like makes me want to fucking kill myself

EDIT: oh yeah and btw, watching him go from an emotionless pig husk to being filled with glee and bouncing about like a sped because of that ingame gacha machine was both hilarious and a little scary. how can a man be this much of a slave to his vices
 
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Cistern Rumbler said:
If you want more evidence Phil is a faggot, here's a clup of him pouting because Rambo talked to his girlfriend too much during their gaycation roadtrip:

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You can tell that shit pissed Rambo off, and the only reason Phil did it because he was pissed off he didn't have a girl to talk to so he stuck a camera in his face out of jealousy. Of course Rambo didn't have the balls to tell him to fuck off and complied. Glad he wised up years later.
 
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