Orbiter đŸ´ Amanda Lynn Morris (nĂŠe Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

When will Reroll Rozie get rerolled?

  • Less than 6 months after being born.

    Votes: 162 11.6%

  • Between 6 months and a year.

    Votes: 282 20.2%

  • After a year.

    Votes: 232 16.7%

  • Never / Their relationship won't last that long / Ralph will be incapacitated before then

    Votes: 717 51.5%
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HotdogWater said:
Remember that May gets off on humiliating men. What's the over/under on May playing the "long con" here by getting knocked up by the Gunt (thereby getting her free unlimited access to a child) and then bleeding him dry for 18 years on child support when she inevitably leaves him for Sisco?

Alternatively, what's the chance she went into the relationship wanting to be on his side but due to his behavior behind closed doors, she eventually turncoats and joins the ayylawgs?

Purely speculation, but stranger things have happened in the extended Guntiverse already.
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Meigh has no long-term plan. Getting impregnated by Ralph shows that she has zero forethought and I don't think she even realizes what is happening to her life right now, because it's pretty easy to see what Ralph's "long term plan" is currently. We have seen the texts with Faith, Ralph does not intent to live long, probably not past 40. He knows his health is failing from alcohol and drug abuse, he has already had a heart attack once. He is intending to go out with a bang and he will burn all of his money on traveling the world and fucking as many exotic hookers as he can before that happens. Neither Xander nor Rozy will ever get 18 years of child support because Ralph will die within the next 5-10 years and he will make sure that he leaves behind absolutely nothing. "Live fast and die young" has always been the Ralphamale motto and it hasn't changed a bit since he has become a father.

If he cared at all about Meigh or his kids he would clean up his act, stop doing drugs, stop drinking and get a fucking life insurance policy. But he won't do any of that because he doesn't give a single fuck what happens to his kids or Meigh after he dies. At least they aren't married so Meigh will not be responsible for the debt he is racking up, but I'm sure he's already driven her credit score into the ground and maxed out her cards. I don't think Meigh has a plan of what to do when Ralph inevitably strokes out or OD's.
 
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FWIW meigh wouldn't be responsible for Ralph’s debt after he dies. Ralph’s estate would be, but if there aren’t enough $ or assets in that estate, the debt is generally not transferred to next of kin. If the debt was on Mays card to begin with though, then she would have to pay.

Agree that Ralph seems to be trying to burn his entire lifespan as fast as possible by drinking himself blotto and raw dogging anyone who will have him.
 
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@John Andrews Stan I'm going to go throw up wtf
 
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Meigh has no long-term plan. Getting impregnated by Ralph shows that she has zero forethought and I don't think she even realizes what is happening to her life right now, because it's pretty easy to see what Ralph's "long term plan" is currently. We have seen the texts with Faith, Ralph does not intent to live long, probably not past 40. He knows his health is failing from alcohol and drug abuse, he has already had a heart attack once. He is intending to go out with a bang and he will burn all of his money on traveling the world and fucking as many exotic hookers as he can before that happens. Neither Xander nor Rozy will ever get 18 years of child support because Ralph will die within the next 5-10 years and he will make sure that he leaves behind absolutely nothing. "Live fast and die young" has always been the Ralphamale motto and it hasn't changed a bit since he has become a father.

If he cared at all about Meigh or his kids he would clean up his act, stop doing drugs, stop drinking and get a fucking life insurance policy. But he won't do any of that because he doesn't give a single fuck what happens to his kids or Meigh after he dies. At least they aren't married so Meigh will not be responsible for the debt he is racking up, but I'm sure he's already driven her credit score into the ground and maxed out her cards. I don't think Meigh has a plan of what to do when Ralph inevitably strokes out or OD's.
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I can absolutely see him fantasising about burning out in a blaze of glory. He probably lies in bed imagining everyone being so sad and sorry at his funeral, his enemies wailing to the sky in sorrow.

I think he could be unlucky and his current shitty lifestyle will lead him to end up having massive stroke with a profound hemiplegia, one that takes out his ability to speak properly but leaves him aware of everything.
He’ll live out the rest of his days in some craphole government nursing home, lucid but immobile. No internet, no drink, no drugs, no whores. Overworked and underpaid carers, mush for meals, the tv blaring out some shitty channel.
He’ll have all the time in the world to dwell upon the reality of no visitors or loved ones coming round to brighten his day, and what’s brought him to that point.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
Sorry I slept on this, but Meigh’s been taking a lot of selfies for her Fetlife profile.

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Baby is cute. Poor thing.
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The baby looks just like Ralph which is very unfortunate. Let’s hope it changes and it’s only because lots of babies resemble old men with thin hair in the first months.

Imagine how being a ugly girl will fare in the Ralphamale household. Ralph thinks a female’s only value is her looks, but then again Panstu wants to fuck cute little girls, so either option is bad for Rozy. Imagine being a girl raised by two parents that hate women as much as Ralph and Pantsu. Like a white nationalist raising a black kid.
 
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Amazing Criminal said:
May, please only take pictures of the baby and avoid showing your face on camera. You're really fucking ugly. Her classmates will bully her into suicide when they find out how fucking ugly you are. God knows she already has a tough battle ahead of her.
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This is the first result for Meigh on a google image search for Ethan Ralph girlfriend (the first few are Faith).
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She's so homely, it really is an insult to horses to call her a horseface. I know the meme isn't going anywhere but I think she looks more like a fish.
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Ralph isn't making that much off streaming anymore anyway. If he just logged off and got some easy job washing dishes or changing oil or some shit, he'd probably easily make up the income and he and May would be happier.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
The baby looks just like Ralph which is very unfortunate. Let’s hope it changes and it’s only because lots of babies resemble old men with thin hair in the first months.
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Rosy never had a chance. It’s either look like Ralph or Meigh.

Ralph is the more feminine of the two, so maybe she got “lucky,” if you can call that luck. Poor girl.
 
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HĂźftpriester said:
This is the first result for Meigh on a google image search for Ethan Ralph girlfriend (the first few are Faith).
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She's so homely, it really is an insult to horses to call her a horseface. I know the meme isn't going anywhere but I think she looks more like a fish.
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It's hard to tell who is uglier. Meigh, or The Gunt.
 
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