Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

...what's the point of this post? I just don't even get the point when he's been sperging out about the shooting for a few days...but now he shares a pic of a 15 year old girl who takes part in shooting contests and talks about his magic cards?

Maybe this is just me being super autistic but there seems no point. And I don't want to just go with "he wants to share a pic of a young girl on his Twitter".

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It's absolutely "he wants to share a pic of a young girl on his Twitter", but, I'm guessing he could use this post in a couple different ways. Some limp-dicked 'owning guns doesn't make you cool' statement that he could tie into the Hassle incident, Texas, you name it. Maybe puting this out in anticipation of people telling him he's pathetic for his card collection and bad spending which he'll no doubt make himself a victim out of over,
 
Does anyone know what Merchland's cost is? Even if we assume Boogie only sold the $25.99 shirts and none of the 33.99 shirts, 10% of 140 of them is ~$363. Did Boogie really only get 40% of each shirt sold? That seems like a terrible deal.
I was about to post something similar, not taking merchlands cut into consideration, for 10% to be 140 he had to sell around 54 shirts. If you go on twitter etc or instagram for photos, there is no more than 6 that people are showing off, or displaying etc.

I'd like to be proven wrong here, but I have not counted double digit sales.

Even if it was 54 sales, he has 4 million youtube subs and 400k twitter followers. That's almost 0.01% of his 400,000 twitter followers
Boogie has claimed that for the t-shirts selling at $25.99 each, he made $9 in profit. Later he clarified that it was $9 in profit and $1 for charity.

Now, I have no idea about pricing systems for merch but it does seem unrealistic that they make 60% of the money from the sales when it's the influencer's name selling the shirt. Also... since when has a plain white t-shirt with a print on design cost $16 wholesale?

He never clarified what the pricing was for the more expensive items.

So he claimed in March he sold 140 shirts ($140 to charity) but then in April and May he apparently only solid another 50 in total to get to the $190.
 
Someone is projecting...
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"Edgy" humor

Steven is a vile and disgusting creature.
 
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Can't walk and needs a knee replacement but is going to box. Seems legit.
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Assuming he actually does "get fit" to box his knee doesn't suddenly get better.

Also 6 months to 1 year of training? I do recall those pics of him hitting the bag and those weights he said he uses being in the exact spot from the last photo. Short of his trainer locking him in a room with only 2000 cal a day he's probably getting fit enough to just not die in the ring assuming it happens. Although dying in ring would be the better option
 
Someone is projecting...

"Edgy" humor

Steven is a vile and disgusting creature.
A lot of Melon’s jokes take on this weird violent/sexual tinge. For a normal person the image of an elderly goofy looking teacher holding a gun to her class, while not exactly original, is funny enough. The wisdom of making that joke in the aftermath of a school shooting is another matter.

But that’s not enough for Boogs, he has to add the “shooting herself in her saggy tits”. I know that misogyny is a term well and truly run into the dirt but in the purest sense of the word Boogie is a misogynist through and through. The “joke” is predicated on two things:

1) “what a worthless old bitch with ‘saggy tits’. She would be worthy of respect if she had nice firm tits like the 15 year olds I follow on TikTok!”

2) “tits are a sexual thing we are supposed to lust after but wouldn’t it be great if they were violently destroyed. Haha that’d show the bitch!”

I really think there’s a space for “Boogie classics” type videos in addition to the weekly roundups ThatDarnIrishman is doing; going over all Boogie’s “highlights”. His comment about shredding clitoris’ with a scalpel is still one of the most fucking deranged things I’ve ever heard someone say. It would have been a shocking line in American Psycho.
 
Wait...so is he claiming to own weapons in the past 2 years now versus just claiming to having access to Chad's safe/gun?
Did he forget about this:
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Even a state medical card holder/decriminalized state user is still a prohibited person federally from prossessing Firearms. September 2020 is less than 2 years ago.
You know what's a dumb idea? Committing federal gun crime while being on defered adjudication for a state gun crime.
This also explains why he keeps getting fatter and fatter.

He’s got the munchies…
 
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Yes Boogie, feed the Kiwi’s our ammo….
Lol, he's just being a 15 year old teenage girl now. "Omg guys, things are sooooo hard right now. Don't even know if I should tell you all... do... do you want me to tell you all? Oh, I don't know. I might tell you all. Maybe I'll do a poll to see if I should tell you?"

He's seriously baiting people to be interested in whatever shite he's going to say.

At least do it as a Youtube video pussy, so far he's so starved for content he's had to upload the "Francis jr" thing twice.
 
Who is even watching this man's channel outside of those on this thread that are just here to fuck with Boogie at this point? Barely can crack past 50k half the time now on a channel that supposedly has 4.03 million subscribers. Despite his social blade showing negative growth month over month over the last 2 years. The only net positive is when the inactive sock puppet accounts do not get wiped off the servers that month. What a fat fucking joke, his most recent video involves some cringe cosplayer emulating Francis. The most unfunny and dull character on the internet. It wasn't even that funny when he first started doing it, but what ever the internet was a little more forgiving back then.

Does this man honestly think outside of his detractors, that it is a good idea to make an fucking long form version of himself seething and coping? Is this what his audience enjoys? The plight of a 50 year obese e-celeb, oh what now Boogie? Another Alog came to your house to call you a fat faggot after you gave the invitation? Make up or fabricate another story that you just copy and pasted from someone else? Have another underage prostitute come perform only HAMs because you are too impotent to actually perform basic human activities? Complain about your declining viewership? Have another pathetic middle of the road take that is nothing but serves as word salad to kill time?

Time and time again I come back to this thread and he has given me over 2988 reasons at this point to want him to quit the internet. He isn't good at banter, he isn't good at games, anyone that seen his recent Smash gameplay with Ricky can see this. He isn't funny, insightful, or even remotely interesting beyond just observing the antics of an obese 50 year old man child. He gives zero or negative attention to his channel and he knows it. So he doesn't pay attention to any of his remaining fanbase, rather than us, the detractors. This is the only thing left for him, a thread on this website out of all things. His legacy will be remembered as an obese 50 year old pedophile that dances half naked to little kids on the internet. What a fat faggot, fucking do the world a favor, and log off the internet. Nigger.
 
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