I am sure Cog could take Ralph. I am not saying he couldn’t.
I saw someone said $1400 for the flight. $50 a night and $50 a day for hotel and food are generously low estimates and that's already $2800 for 2 weeks.. and he's definitely spending more than $50/day to satisfy his culinary needs. So yeah, definitely more than $3k I imagine.
4 star suite with a mountain view and all the fancy amenities is like $100/night in Eastern Europe. I mean the safe part of EE.... not the shitty fucking crazy part
that's actually not low at all, if he booked the flight in advance a round trip from VA to lisbon were going for as low as 450$, even last minute they're about 1k and hotels in lisbon even nice one's are pretty cheap.
I looked out two months and flights were like $1200. I get its summer but let's say $750 for flight to be fair. I found one hotel online for $41 but it was shared room and bathroom so I dont think Ralph would stay there. Most were right around $100, some were $80ish. Let's say $80 for 2 weeks. That's about $1100. Even at $50 per day for food still, that's $2550 total and doesn't pay for anything but bare necessities. I mean, you could do it right around $3k i suppose but it wouldn't be particularly enjoyable.
Just saying, last lisbon trip it came up as a topic and we looked it up. Because of covid airlines are hurting and if you wanted to leave tomorrow it was like 900-1400 and if you booked a couple weeks in advance like 400-600. Last time he was staying in a air bnb paid by dick, then he stayed at sergios house/hospital. This time not sure where he's staying, don't watch his streams but yea 50-100$ is about right for a hotel, and he streams every day to beg for food and uber money so I don't know. My point is, it's not that expensive to go for 2 weeks. Especially when he has people paying for him.
Or you could just book a room at a Motel 6 and watch methheads fight in the parking lot. More entertainment for less money.
The problem for ralph is that even if he does lose a significant number of pounds, he's lied so much about his weight before this so he can't prove it and gloat or he'll be found out. So he'll just have to brag to pantsu over and over and over, until it's obvious she doesn't care and he'll sit in passive agressive rage, thinking "well if no one cares, WHY EVEN TRAI?" then engorge himself and wash it down with makers mark. Completing the cycle and leaving him with 5 or 10 extra el bees
Given how common hostels are in Europe, combined with Ralph being a pinchy (part) Dutchman and keeping his hollarin' down for his live streams, there's a good chance he's staying at one.
Little power leveling: I traveled by foot through south eastern Europe to Istanbul. Even already in Austria you can get away with less than 100$ per night for 4 stars with what you describe off season (which of course would be e.g. now). If you go further south, it gets only cheaper. In Istanbul right now thanks to Erdogan's great monetary policies, last time I checked you get a 5 star hotel in the center for 20$.
Is this flight going to Minnesota or has he already pussied out of confronting Medicare?
Ralph's coming up with excuses as to why he can't fight Medicare. Ralph's bitched out of every fight he's instigated (Warski, PPP, Gator, Rand, Cog). Can't finish anything he starts. Truly womanly behavior.
If he does end up going (he won't), he'll do so unannounced like he did with Portugal 2. He doesn't want Andy and PPP to have the time to fly down there and confront him, because he's a scared little bitch.
