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Confirmed, she is not the OP.
Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun & Matthew Schumacher / Lurch - Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy
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That reads like a lurch post.
Confederate Fag
kiwifarms.net
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Luna being a hypocrite on Reddit as usual.
So, I’m guessing they haven’t found a place since she’s admitting to being close to homelessness, of course making it about herself as always. This is all a cope and set up to justify her keeping her cat somehow if she ends up on the street and being such a shitty pet owner. She just manipulates and lies all the time, even to herself.
This bitch has the nerve to spew bullshit about homeless people always taking good care of their pets and to act mad about someone getting their dog taken away when her scumbag groomer bf stole a perfectly healthy and friendly cat, with all signs pointing to it having a home, off the street just to keep it hostage in a smoke filled shithole and provide zero vet attention. Their cat has looked progressively sicker ever since they took it and when her dumb IG followers recommend a visit to the vet, she lies and says she will just to shut them up. Luna and lurch made no attempt at finding out if this supposed stray actually had a home, which it most likely did. A legit stray wouldn’t and shouldn’t be in worse shape after living in a home, it’s absurd and dispicable.
And lol at homeless people saying they would’ve been worse off if they didn’t have their pet. No shit. Everyone knows they get pups/dogs to get more sympathy, and thus more money, while panhandling.
How many times have we heard this before? Lol
Luna has stolen/scammed way more than $600 from everyone around her- stores, internet well wishers, friends, family, maybe even “clients” too, and still pretends she’s morally outraged. Sounds exactly like a delusional asshole, you’re right, Luna. Anyway, I guess she’s still trying to whore herself out, even though she totally hates it, but not enough to get an actual job.
This is from r/ozark, can’t remember if it was already posted but it’s hilarious. Luna’s ability to be melodramatic determines if she likes a show or not.
So, I’m guessing they haven’t found a place since she’s admitting to being close to homelessness, of course making it about herself as always. This is all a cope and set up to justify her keeping her cat somehow if she ends up on the street and being such a shitty pet owner. She just manipulates and lies all the time, even to herself.
This bitch has the nerve to spew bullshit about homeless people always taking good care of their pets and to act mad about someone getting their dog taken away when her scumbag groomer bf stole a perfectly healthy and friendly cat, with all signs pointing to it having a home, off the street just to keep it hostage in a smoke filled shithole and provide zero vet attention. Their cat has looked progressively sicker ever since they took it and when her dumb IG followers recommend a visit to the vet, she lies and says she will just to shut them up. Luna and lurch made no attempt at finding out if this supposed stray actually had a home, which it most likely did. A legit stray wouldn’t and shouldn’t be in worse shape after living in a home, it’s absurd and dispicable.
And lol at homeless people saying they would’ve been worse off if they didn’t have their pet. No shit. Everyone knows they get pups/dogs to get more sympathy, and thus more money, while panhandling.
How many times have we heard this before? Lol
Luna has stolen/scammed way more than $600 from everyone around her- stores, internet well wishers, friends, family, maybe even “clients” too, and still pretends she’s morally outraged. Sounds exactly like a delusional asshole, you’re right, Luna. Anyway, I guess she’s still trying to whore herself out, even though she totally hates it, but not enough to get an actual job.
This is from r/ozark, can’t remember if it was already posted but it’s hilarious. Luna’s ability to be melodramatic determines if she likes a show or not.
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Luna's really embracing her title as a sexworker, being active in r/clientcringe.Luna being a hypocrite on Reddit as usual.
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So, I’m guessing they haven’t found a place since she’s admitting to being close to homelessness, of course making it about herself as always. This is all a cope and set up to justify her keeping her cat somehow if she ends up on the street and being such a shitty pet owner. She just manipulates and lies all the time, even to herself.
This bitch has the nerve to spew bullshit about homeless people always taking good care of their pets and to act mad about someone getting their dog taken away when her scumbag groomer bf stole a perfectly healthy and friendly cat, with all signs pointing to it having a home, off the street just to keep it hostage in a smoke filled shithole and provide zero vet attention. Their cat has looked progressively sicker ever since they took it and when her dumb IG followers recommend a visit to the vet, she lies and says she will just to shut them up. Luna and lurch made no attempt at finding out if this supposed stray actually had a home, which it most likely did. A legit stray wouldn’t and shouldn’t be in worse shape after living in a home, it’s absurd and dispicable.
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Luna has stolen/scammed way more than $600 from everyone around her- stores, internet well wishers, friends, family, maybe even “clients” too, and still pretends she’s morally outraged. Sounds exactly like a delusional asshole, you’re right, Luna. Anyway, I guess she’s still trying to whore herself out, even though she totally hates it, but not enough to get an actual job.
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This is from r/ozark, can’t remember if it was already posted but it’s hilarious. Luna’s ability to be melodramatic determines if she likes a show or not.
Meanwhile, Lurch is being mildly entertaining on Twitter again
The Yankees should pay him for giving him an anxiety disorder.
Interacting with bots
More whining about not getting assistance from social services.
"it literally applies to the trials and tribulations I'm going through in my life as we speak.."
Telling the police how to "tactically blast [the Uvalde shooter] into hell".
Interacting with bots
"it literally applies to the trials and tribulations I'm going through in my life as we speak.."
Telling the police how to "tactically blast [the Uvalde shooter] into hell".
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Succulent bots.
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- Oct 17, 2019
Tuna's "future husband", everyone.
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- Nov 8, 2018
Whenever men like
interact with bots I'm reminded of an experiment where researchers tricked male turkeys into trying to court severed turkey heads on sticks.
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- Jan 16, 2017
More Lurch because Luna is being boring
Replying to a two month old tweet with more political sperging, double
"they probably couldn't afford the rope to hang Saddam Hussein."
and liking quotes that justify his codependency with Luna. Sure, they enable each other because they care that much.
Replying to a two month old tweet with more political sperging, double
"they probably couldn't afford the rope to hang Saddam Hussein."
and liking quotes that justify his codependency with Luna. Sure, they enable each other because they care that much.
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- May 28, 2017
Yes, Lurch, and because you care so much about Luna you thirst after other women online. Seems legit.
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- Nov 3, 2016
Lurch is exactly the kind of guy who would fall for a bot. He probably thinks there is a real person behind every social media account.Whenever men like
His comments aren't even retarded reddit-tier takes, they're just word salad. He deludes himself into believing he knows everything and remains oblivious to the fact that all he produces is incoherent nonsense.More Lurch because Luna is being boring
Replying to a two month old tweet with more political sperging, double
"they probably couldn't afford the rope to hang Saddam Hussein."
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Did the OP or Luna forget that it was a holiday weekend? Even dealers go to the family bbq ffs.
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- Jan 16, 2017
Tiger Woods is bad because he cheated on his wife and did drugs. Lurch would never.
Trying to flex his mathematical abilities for the ladies
"Mere mortals"
A small scripture break
Asking Derek Jeter for a job..? "hmu I'm loyal"
Lurch declares a young one-armed athlete to be "a class act and a great child".
And liking more tweets of girls that aren't Luna.
Trying to flex his mathematical abilities for the ladies
"Mere mortals"
A small scripture break
Asking Derek Jeter for a job..? "hmu I'm loyal"
Lurch declares a young one-armed athlete to be "a class act and a great child".
And liking more tweets of girls that aren't Luna.
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The man has a Nine Inch Nails tattoo and a Kurt Cobain poster lmao
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- Aug 20, 2019
Lol now luna’s mom is the best when she can buy her stuff. Fuck her all the other times tho.
Absolutely dying at Lurch thinking the queen doesn’t have to work.
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- Jan 16, 2017
Well Lurch, you don't work, so your chances of being taken down by someone going postal are slim.
This is a Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez fan account he's replying to.
Latinos should all be democrats.
This is a Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez fan account he's replying to.
Latinos should all be democrats.
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Bitch, she was a badass mechanic during WWII, what have you ever done?
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- Nov 21, 2019
He has braved staring into the soul of Luna's crevices, his eyes emerging unscathed. Truly, he is a warrior.
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Lurch wants to play like he understands 70 years of working his ass off every fucking day for a cause greater than himself? Motherfucker can't even pay rent on a slum ass studio apartment with his lack of labor - he expects one for free.
There's no day off for working royals, Matt Schumacher. They put up and shut up 24/7/365. You could never.
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Lurch really is a sight to behold. I'm really interested in his backstory. What made him into a self-absorbed, heroin addicted, minor grooming shithead who thinks he's a street smart hardass and therefore believes he has more authority on complex subjects?
Confederate Fag
kiwifarms.net
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Lurch is becoming the superior cow at this rate. His Twitter posts are fucking hilarious. I hope he keeps going.