Gross Anna Johnson / The Fit Vegan Ginger / Creation Nutrition / Anna's Organics Lynchburg - Jesus Freak, orthorexic, creator of vegan food monstrosities, munches to avoid getting a job

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Peach Cobbler Smoothie with Cinnamon Crumble gRAWnola. Vegan, Gluten-free. Serves one.


Ingredients
1. 3 cups frozen sliced peaches
2. 5 oz. silken tofu
3. 1 cup cashew milk (almond works well here, too)
4. 1/2 cup raw tvp granules
5. 2 T flaxseed
6. 1/2 tsp cinnamon
7. One packet stevia

This one ties in with @MasterDisaster comment about rotten squash

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Tropical Overnight Oats with Kiwi Jam. Vegan, gluten-free. Serves one.


Ingredients
1. 1/2 cup old fashioned oatmeal
2. 1 T chia seeds
3. 1/2 cup canned crushed pineapple (make sure it's packed in 100% pineapple juice...no yucky syrup, please!)
4. 1/2 cup frozen mango chunks, thawed*
5. 1 cup coconut milk
6. 10 drops liquid coconut stevia
7. One small VERY OVERRIPE kiwi
 
Not unless it's vegan cat food. Which, yes, actually exists, and I would not put using it past her.
Actual vegan cat food that you buy contains synthetic Taurine and nutrients sufficient for a feline diet. I think she'd benefit from eating it compared to most of what she posts. Not even weening.
 
This is the worst recipe she's come up with. Pumpkin pie filling, vanilla protein power, fucking zuchini and fucking chickpea covered in cinnamon.
Well she doesn't eat it (or any food really) so of course she would just blend all that up and claim it tastes good.
 
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Well she doesn't eat it (or any food really) so of course she would just blend all that up and claim it tastes good.
This is the issue. She always tries to make "evidence" of her eating these things...but never actually eats them. We have no idea what she actually eats, but looking at her photos it clearly isn't much at all.
 
This is the issue. She always tries to make "evidence" of her eating these things...but never actually eats them. We have no idea what she actually eats, but looking at her photos it clearly isn't much at all.
I was just thinking about what she might actually be eating.
Here I think is a good example of her weirdness with food.
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That is a 'chocolate chip cookie' on a fork. This is actually one of her somewhat palatable recipes (oatmeal, cacao bits, banana) and she won't even touch it.
I actually just googled 'eating cookies with a fork' and the images are just people using it to dunk oreos in milk. Seriously, who uses a fork for a cookie, even if it's just to show the inside?

I was thinking she might be sabotaging her food but why the 'cook book'? Why post recipes? I think the vegan cookbook thing might just be the most socially 'acceptable' way she has found to advertise her anorexia.
 
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I was thinking she might be sabotaging her food but why the 'cook book'? Why post recipes? I think the vegan cookbook thing might just be the most socially 'acceptable' way she has found to advertise her anorexia.

It's consistent with orthorexia, which is an eating disorder where someone is obsessed with "healthy" food. In this case, though, it's as if she's using the supposed healthiness of this "food" to justify plain old anorexia, as she is obviously a skellington who eats nearly nothing.
 
I was just thinking about what she might actually be eating.
Here I think is a good example of her weirdness with food.
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That is a 'chocolate chip cookie' on a fork. This is actually one of her somewhat palatable recipes (oatmeal, cacao bits, banana) and she won't even touch it.

The food doesn't look as nasty as what she usually makes so there's a plus. However everything in that photo is wet. Why would you take a photo of food to try and make it look good and have the dish and fork wet? It makes the food look like it's wet too and that equals disgusting.
 
I feel like I'm just repeating what's already been said but this food makes me nauseous and I haven't even tasted it. It's not like raw and vegan dishes can't look appealing either, she just takes these photos that really emphasize the grossness.
Then again, I don't know how the fuck anyone could make cinnamon zucchini cereal look good. Like if I had to make some raw vegan cereal thing I might start with fruit and nuts to go with cinnamon, this shit has neither and looks insane.
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The food doesn't look as nasty as what she usually makes so there's a plus. However everything in that photo is wet. Why would you take a photo of food to try and make it look good and have the dish and fork wet? It makes the food look like it's wet too and that equals disgusting.
I didn't even notice that because I was fixated on forking a cookie.
It is wet, she must have washed the dish and put the cookies on without toweling it off.
That just goes to show she isn't eating what she is making. Now, I know that we knew that she wasn't consuming all of the food she makes because duh, but this is reaffirming my belief she is eating none of what she makes.

I kind of speculated to anOminous in a pm that she might be taking pictures of the 'food' she makes while taking tiny nibbles of a cucumber that she uses to scoop the 'zero cal' food imitation slop dip to her mouth.

I am taking the 'might' part out of that thought.

I now am more or less sure she is using cinnamon and stuff to sabotage what she cooks so she won't eat it. She hardly ever is pictured actually touching food. Someone mentioned the uniform teeth marks of pictures she has with a 'bite' out of food and I honestly wouldn't be surprised if she was using a scalloped cookie cutter to make them rather than putting food in her mouth.

The 'cook book' will likely will never happen, it's just a cover for her sickness. Full blown anorexic with a need for attention.

I am not sure what her game is. Anorexic bloggers usually come right out and say what they are about. Is she just seeking a larger audience or is she deluded enough that she believes what she is saying.? I don't want to make her seem somewhat malicious without knowing the whole story but there are 'competitive' anorexics. I wonder if the enjoyment portraying herself as eating a lot of 'healthy vegan food' while being stick thin is part of why she does it.
 
Fun fact: When you genuinely work out, you can actually get away with eating a cheeseburger due to all the delicious garbage actually being useful for fuel and muscle build-up/maintenance. I seem to remember some athletes actually chowing down on calorie ridden food like McDickholes before races or marathons due to them being worth a whole day of energy.

tl;dr: Eat a cheese burger and admit you have anorexia and stop making up shit recipes you don't ever eat.
 
Fun fact: When you genuinely work out, you can actually get away with eating a cheeseburger due to all the delicious garbage actually being useful for fuel and muscle build-up/maintenance. I seem to remember some athletes actually chowing down on calorie ridden food like McDickholes before races or marathons due to them being worth a whole day of energy.

Pasta is a great tomorrow fuel, I've heard.
 
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