The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Unless you're an unsecured dog with its head out the window of a car, the topsoil at their ranch, or the Colorado welfare system, you probably don't have much to fear from them.

Didn't they admit to beating up a TERF at one point? Brave men all, having to gang up on a lone woman.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Seriously though, it's one of the big reasons I'm not more active in this thread - there's only so much dwelling on how much those poor animals are suffering that a gal can take. I wish they'd go back to posting their shitty dinners and Costco hauls so we'd have something to make fun of that's unrelated to the slow murder of a couple of hundred living creatures... but I guess with the shape the tranch is in lately, maybe they haven't been eating so well as usual.

But then, if that's the case, where on earth did they find the money for $50 in sparkling water drinks? That money could have easily gone to some more wood to shore up that shitshow tarp monstrosity they call a "barn" or something, and they could drink off-brand fizzy water for a fraction of the price. I just don't understand their (lack of) priorities at all.

I get where you're coming from, but I feel the best way to honor the sacrifice of those brave, innocent animals is to relentlessly mock the amssholes who are abusing them.

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

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Do you think Kevin and the coprophage were even aware that this fictional battle was supposedly happening at the time it allegedly happened? I'm imagining they were indoors, online, and oblivious as always, as Penny and Pablo cracked off a few rounds in the direction of nothing at 2 AM. That's assuming they even bothered with any facade at all, they probably just sat down over greasy texmex breakfast and Penny said "listen, new Twitter grift, if anyone asks, last night Earl and the Proud Boys..."

It's hilarious that this type of claim just flies on tranny twitter with no proof. Like, police report, any pics? Fucking willfully gullible. Because believing it makes other terminally online MTFs feel like a super vulnerable scared helpless minority and furthers the genocide LARP. How we've reached a stage in our society where people pretend to be genocide victims for asspats online is very bizarre to me.

In fact from a leftist view isn't it horribly offensive to pretend you're being "burned out" by extremist militias at night when that actually happens to people in the Third World? Isn't Rotundo Gordo of Peruvian descent? Pretty sure only a few decades ago your glorious communist comrades of the Shining Path had death squads descending on mountain ranches at night for real. It's a pretty fucked up thing to LARP is all I'm saying.

 

[Peru oso donas]

Do you think Kevin and the coprophage were even aware that this fictional battle was supposedly happening at the time it allegedly happened? I'm imagining they were indoors, online, and oblivious as always, as Penny and Pablo cracked off a few rounds in the direction of nothing at 2 AM. That's assuming they even bothered with any facade at all, they probably just sat down over greasy texmex breakfast and Penny said "listen, new Twitter grift, if anyone asks, last night Earl and the Proud Boys..."

It's hilarious that this type of claim just flies on tranny twitter with no proof. Like, police report, any pics? Fucking willfully gullible. Because believing it makes other terminally online MTFs feel like a super vulnerable scared helpless minority and furthers the genocide LARP. How we've reached a stage in our society where people pretend to be genocide victims for asspats online is very bizarre to me.

In fact from a leftist view isn't it horribly offensive to pretend you're being "burned out" by extremist militias at night when that actually happens to people in the Third World? Isn't Rotundo Gordo of Peruvian descent? Pretty sure only a few decades ago your glorious communist comrades of the Shining Path had death squads descending on mountain ranches at night for real. It's a pretty fucked up thing to LARP is all I'm saying.

It also backfired a bit for them, i remember someone on Twitter called them out over the inconsistency of claiming you are a safe haven for poor trans folxs while also saying you are having 24/7 guerilla battles with right wing militias, but knowing them, either they ignored it and silently blocked that person, or they just said they where a chud for questioning the dogma

 

[AprilRains]

Bear in mind that these people get high a lot. There's no telling how much they had to lie to some of them, given that they might not even notice a major firefight if they were using heavily.

 

[GethPrime]

Bear in mind that these people get high a lot. There's no telling how much they had to lie to some of them, given that they might not even notice a major firefight if they were using heavily.

In my experience, if you're super high, you're way more likely to actually hear the supposed gunfight, and then start getting really worried because you're stoned and someone is shooting guns. Not only that, but I doubt they ever take T breaks so I bet their tolerance is insane and weed barely affects them anyway.

PL: I smoke weed everyday, but working full-time gives me breaks. Working hard and getting sweaty and then going home to smoke some gas is the best feeling ever. I can't even imagine how bad their tolerance is and how much they have to smoke to feel it considering they have zero willpower and never do anything else.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm genuinely lost for words here. They can't house their fucking alpacas, they can't feed their alpacas, they can't transport their alpacas, so what's Phil's response? Get some goats.

I hate these scumbags so much. I wonder where the pander bear media will be when there are carcasses of rotting dead abandoned animals when what we all know is going to happen actually does happen.

 

[AnOminous]

Does your dad work at Nintendo too?

It's pretty much claiming you have an uncle who works all the cowboys on Ram Ranch. Except intensely less fun for everyone involved.

 

[Shovel Of Ammunition]

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[AprilRains]

"Signe"? "Sceduled"?

My favorite is "Morgage". Missing the T - how ironic.

 

[Mia Zapata's Ghost]

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"benifits" can these tards do anything right? Also why do they still have their January to-dos up hwne it's already June?

Also can someone make out what it says on the other blackboard in the same tweet? I can make out something about an incubator, something about social media night, something about weed/mushrooms, and something about a deep cleaning (that we know isn't happening)

 

[Oxyjen]

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What the fuck? Are they messing with us?

 

[forked lizard]

"Signe"? "Sceduled"?

My favorite is "Morgage". Missing the T - how ironic.

My God, Phil is functionally illiterate.

Ranch To Do
- Organize Shop
- Clear out basement, organize and ???
- Weed / ???
- Financial (?) ???
- ??? deep clean house
- Social media night
- Set up incubator
- ???

Odds of them having accomplished a single one of these things since making the list in January?

That’s a LOT of cleaning, considering they’ve done none since buying the place. Maybe supports the idea of them planning on bailing? Was this list made before or after Paul absconded with Alyssa?

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

I read item 3 as "WEED/MUSHROOMGROW"

And item 4 "REGULAR DEEP CLEAN HOUSE"

I can only assume that there's a hidden parenthetical to item 4, (KEVRYN WILLDO WHEN HAZ SPOOONS). In other words, deep cleaning can be expected to happen "regular" at about the same time as the heat death of the universe.

 

[Coccxys]

How much hay did they get in payment for taking the worthless grift animal off someone else? $5k sounds like a lot to spend on hay, how long are they expecting that to last? How the hell are they maintaining monthly bills that high when their crowd funding grift dying and doing shot dry walling jobs?

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

My God, Phil is functionally illiterate.

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Odds of them having accomplished a single one of these things since making the list in January?

That’s a LOT of cleaning, considering they’ve done none since buying the place. Maybe supports the idea of them planning on bailing? Was this list made before or after Paul absconded with Alyssa?

For the lower part:

-Check/top [....]
-Apply Medi [care/Medicaid?]
-Food st [amps?]

I hope these fuckers are not actually applying for food stamps and I am reconstructing that wrong.

 

[Coccxys]

I hope these fuckers are not actually applying for food stamps and I am reconstructing that wrong.

How little are they being paid for their dry walling business (as if they declare) if they are claiming benefits?

 

[Smoke Manmuscle]

How much hay did they get in payment for taking the worthless grift animal off someone else? $5k sounds like a lot to spend on hay, how long are they expecting that to last? How the hell are they maintaining monthly bills that high when their crowd funding grift dying and doing shot dry walling jobs?

I mean it’s relative. If you’ve got a large cattle operation you could be paying that much and more for feed, however you are making upwards of $2000 for the meat on the hoof and not keeping them for more then a year.

For what they have that is obscene. I keep cows sheep and horses and paid $1000 to feed them all this winter.

 

[Emperor Percival Tachyon]

I hope these fuckers are not actually applying for food stamps and I am reconstructing that wrong.

Considering the one explicitly mentioning "Gov. Binifits", I'm pretty sure they are...

Worthless grifters like them trying to latch onto the welfare system are exactly why so many people are easily turned against it. Any sane government would see what they are doing, tell them to go pound sand, and save any welfare benefits for families in actual poverty who need assistance, not lazy indolent troons who refuse to take responsibility for their own terrible actions. I hope they get turned down.

 

[MissAnthropist]

How little are they being paid for their dry walling business (as if they declare) if they are claiming benefits?

Or more likely they're getting paid under the table and not paying taxes  or claiming it as income. Prob why they said they were doing it "for a friend." Plausible deniability (I mean, not really but at first glance maybe) to the tax and benefits man.

They are all prob claiming disability/unemployment to some degree or another on top of also commiting Medicaid and food stamp fraud. I dunno the laws in CO but usually you have to at least look for work at some point to continue all this stuff unless you're officially "disabled."