DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Dave talkin about the upcoming John and Howard react debunk stream

"THEY BROUGHT UP NON PUBLIC STUFF, IT'S CAUSING MUH DUPRESSION TO FLARE UP WHILE I'M PREPARING RETCONS!"
Yeah it's bad when others bring up non public stuff but Phil reading out John's text message was a ok. If double standards would make you get hit by lightning Phil would be a very crispy piece of bacon

Also Phil's talking about politics makes me wish he plays one of those simulation games. not a heavy hitter like Crusader Kings but something light like Tropico. And then enjoy the ways he fucks up as dictator
 
I'm not American but are they really so awful? A lot of store brand products here (UK) are as good as (and sometimes better, sometimes worse) 'brand' names.
Eastern European here. Store brand products are solid picks sometimes. Mega Image, Penny Market, they got good stuff. It's not like "the best" but it's pretty darn good compared to other inferior food brands.
 
For the most part, store brand is the exact same ingredients and quality in America. Phils such a sheep he thinks the brand itself makes the product better.

He can go to a dollar store and get the same cherry juice, or buy cherry supplement, or well......eat cherries.
I can concur store brand is literally just the cheapened down version of said other big brands, and some store branded ones, even the discount basic necessities are probably better off since you can essentially buy more in bulk and prep for family meals and stuff or just to keep as a "just in case"...

I go for the daily discounts on shelves that are nearly out of date use wise and look at the differences to see if said food is freezeworthy especially cooking from frozen too, they last for months on end and are a reminder that saving food instead of wasting helps your wallet as well as economy...

Whatever Phil does in complaining about store brand is that he thinks as a middle-class bum he deserves the expense and kwalitee food but dipshit wastes it purely because he can and will shove more money down a perpetual black hole rather than help his situation

Which is laughable because it will come bite him due to the rise of costs and such...

Still if you're saving money you're certainly doing better than him, hell spend it on a crate of beers... Or whatever, but at least spend it wisely and tip the De🚜 instead lawl

For all you newfags, Phil is living like a top 10% earner yet begs like he is homeless 2x a day 6 days a week, because he needs that day off to actually show his neighbours he is a top collar worker d00d...
 
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In general, store brands are equivalent to brand-name junk. And, personally, I prefer store brand stuff in some cases. Remember that DSP is the ultimate mark and thinks that the more expensive something is, the better it is. If I remember correctly, it was one of the deciding factors in his choosing the wacondo; because it was more expensive than the other places he was looking at.
 
Eastern European here. Store brand products are solid picks sometimes. Mega Image, Penny Market, they got good stuff. It's not like "the best" but it's pretty darn good compared to other inferior food brands.
I've got the same experience, store brands usually have the quality of mid-range items but with the price tag of a low quality item. Hell in my country store brand items can often be produced by the same company that has their own brand name item. For example the store brand potato chips I buy are made by the largest snack company in my country who also have their own brand, the only difference is that the brand name one has fancier packaging and a price that's 20%-50% higher, the potato chips themselves are of the same quality.
 
Whats going on here?
I actually know this one. Allow me to translate from autism to english:

A new trailer dropped for a new Pokemon game. During the trailer, the new professors for the region were revealed. People were quick to joke that the male one looks a lot like the chad meme. DSP is attempting to report the news. It is a bit of a waste of time considering no one cares except the dents that told him about it in the first place and told him to put the chad image too (and probably paid for it too behind the scenes). The trailer also revealed a female professor that fans already started lewding. Many referred to her as "hot feral waifu". Her design is somewhat provocative if I do say so myself. Phil probably ignored her completely because he just wants to be happy and jerk off to gay porn all day, what with him being a homosexual amd all that.
 
Also Phil's talking about politics makes me wish he plays one of those simulation games. not a heavy hitter like Crusader Kings but something light like Tropico. And then enjoy the ways he fucks up as dictator
Well, he'd nail the "dick" part. Oh wait, sorry. He's a married mature adult. No time for dick jokes, right Phil?
You know what else should have been non public stuff, Phil? Leanna’s panic attack you went public with for $$$. Greed is massively strong.
But it's okay, because she was posting on Instagram about it. And after all, Phil lent her his car even after they'd broken up. Because he's such a nice guy.
 
This react is going to be a train wreck. Who the fuck has time on a Saturday to listen to a 40 year old man host a 5 hour cope sesh? He claims he's not having a midlife crisis but this just reeks of it.

I bet he thinks John and Howard will secretly watch this, realize Phil did nothing wrong and everything correct, and forgive him live in chat afterwards (with a 50 dollar super sticker of course).
I love that he thinks after this, that everyone who asks about John and Howard can just go and watch his 8 hour video about it.
 
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I actually know this one. Allow me to translate from autism to english:

A new trailer dropped for a new Pokemon game. During the trailer, the new professors for the region were revealed. People were quick to joke that the male one looks a lot like the chad meme. DSP is attempting to report the news. It is a bit of a waste of time considering no one cares except the dents that told him about it in the first place and told him to put the chad image too (and probably paid for it too behind the scenes). The trailer also revealed a female professor that fans already started lewding. Many referred to her as "hot feral waifu". Her design is somewhat provocative if I do say so myself. Phil probably ignored her completely because he just wants to be happy and jerk off to gay porn all day, what with him being a homosexual amd all that.

So a mix of autism, pathetic desperation for trying to be hip with the kids that's fighting his autistic need to be Mr 90's cool contrarian kid and chasing clout?
 
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