Amber Heard v. Johnny Depp Legal Proceedings - "And on my side of the bed was human fecal matter."

[Sexual Chocolate]

The faces of meth? Or did she at least go for cocaine?

There's definitely something fucked up with her eyes. No 35 yo woman should look like this

This is an unflattering expression for her, but her eyes look like bruised buttholes in Skeletor's face even when she doesn't scowl. I wonder if that's what too much coke + coke-related activities does.

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

Eh, the simpler explanation for why she's fucked is she got acting jobs for her looks but is no longer hot.

Mid-2000's:
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Now:
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Her career and my boner... gone

She's 35 but that's a pretty rough 35. Plenty of hotter, younger women out there who also can't act.

I'll have to point out that she likely went out of her way to make herself look distraught and damaged with makeup during this trial, and would actually look much better if she wanted.
That said, I have no doubt she's still doing drugs and drinking a lot, she's going to hit the wall hard

 

[Allanon]

Lawtwitter, apparently, continues to have bad takes and thinks Amber should have won.

Classic Lawtwitter.

 

[Matt Damon]

Or maybe some guys actually don't find a woman attractive if she has an ugly personality?

Sounds pretty gay to me, bro.

 

[Sacrarium Spiritus lumine]

 

[Lone Outsider]

Don't care much about Johnny, but one of few things that warms my heart is seeing that for once justice has been served and those woke faggots sperging out over the verdict.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

It's "stand with Ukraine" bullshit. Apparently the sunflower is their flower or something.

Edit: late

Russia needs to bomb the Ukraine into a glass desert because I'm really really sick of people virtue-signalling about the place.

 

[Stoneheart]

Or maybe some guys actually don't find a woman attractive if she has an ugly personality?

those are called homosexuals. the real question is, why are people simping for that flat bitch? she has no tits

 

[Common Shadow]

The only disappointment you feel is you didn't get the jury to buy your steaming piles or "tear posing" paparazzi pics. Mountain of staged evidence, fabrication and inflated circumstances.

She acts like she has no fans or support, either. How many times has the metoo circus made famous men into martyrs when one harpy speaks up a decade later trying to fuck with a man's career and the media eats it up letting the court of public opinion devour it all and regurgitate all over the internet leaving him hanging out to dry with virtually no evidence to back it up? This is a HUGE win for men everywhere that may be going through the same stuff, have gone through it or experiencing signs that it MAY happen.

This bitch is just upset that the narrative has shifted from "believe all women" to "ok, maybe we should actually question shit first..." Her freedom of speech doesn't extend to make-believeland and I would have mandated extensive therapy for her because she has a newborn and who knows how that kid will turn out with Amber raising it.

 

[dreamwebz]

Have some more ONTD tears.

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MISOGONNY


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I feel so lucky. We got a "literally shaking" and a "literally crying" in this. We
should make a bingo game.

Please don't let him use f word with the Lord's name

 

[Male Idiot]

She's basically going to be functionally bankrupt. She owes 6 million to her law team and 7 million to the charities. Plus the 8 million today. Her net worth was only 8 million.

She'll have to get creative like OJ did to keep a roof over her head. Exploring every loophole.

Imagine having your entire net worth evaporate overnight.

Is she actually required to donate to charities by law? Even than, that is one expensive law team. Guess even with that she owes 14 mil. Ouch.

The culture here is extremely anti-simping (and understandably so), but it constantly goes too far in the other direction and people would claim the world's hottest supermodel is an ugly fat bitch if they didn't like her personally.

It ends up being a really lame, transparent cope.

Look, ten years and some CGI ago she was a really hot redhead. But cutting of fingers and scat is a hard no for most people, and she is getting old and wrinkly. It is beyond pajeet level of shittyness, she can't even be trusted to do it on the designated street, much less in a toilet. If she is mad, she chucks her feces at you.

She is just too old and too crazy to get away with that. So unless someone has a fetish for shit and older women, she isn't that good a deal. But in Hollywood I'm sure she'll find a lot of people who are fine with that.

 

[LullerDerbyRollin]

Let's fucking go! Let this be a great step forward to exposing to the common man the misandry that is #BelieveAllWomen !

 

[Allanon]

Is she actually required to donate to charities by law? Even than, that is one expensive law team. Guess even with that she owes 14 mil. Ouch.


Look, ten years and some CGI ago she was a really hot redhead. But cutting of fingers and scat is a hard no for most people, and she is getting old and wrinkly. It is beyond pajeet level of shittyness, she can't even be trusted to do it on the designated street, much less in a toilet. If she is mad, she chucks her feces at you.

She is just too old and too crazy to get away with that. So unless someone has a fetish for shit and older women, she isn't that good a deal. But in Hollywood I'm sure she'll find a lot of people who are fine with that.

Amber is a 6 or a 7 at a minimum, even now. She can get laid easy unless people are scared of her dropping a turd or beating them up. You can dislike someone and recognize they're attractive.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Is she actually required to donate to charities by law? Even than, that is one expensive law team. Guess even with that she owes 14 mil. Ouch.


Look, ten years and some CGI ago she was a really hot redhead. But cutting of fingers and scat is a hard no for most people, and she is getting old and wrinkly. It is beyond pajeet level of shittyness, she can't even be trusted to do it on the designated street, much less in a toilet. If she is mad, she chucks her feces at you.

She is just too old and too crazy to get away with that. So unless someone has a fetish for shit and older women, she isn't that good a deal. But in Hollywood I'm sure she'll find a lot of people who are fine with that.

Or we are adults who don't pull our pants down for every piece of ass that bends over?

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[Matt Damon]

But cutting of fingers and scat is a hard no for most people, and she is getting old and wrinkly. It is beyond pajeet level of shittyness, she can't even be trusted to do it on the designated street, much less in a toilet. If she is mad, she chucks her feces at you.

Again, this is predicated on discounting the crazy entirely and judging solely on physical attractiveness.

Of course nobody should be willing to actually stick their dick in this crazy broad and all the headaches that would entail.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I'm late to this, but how does Amber still get 2 million dollars after she lost?

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

So Amber Heard's networth is estimated to be around $8 million USD

Depp won 8m out of 10m out of the settlement and Heard gets 2m, so does that mean she's still going to be almost bankrupt? Anyone here who can make estimations on how Heard will be living after this?

Let's not forget legal fees which probably amount to at least that much as well. It's likely activist organizations would bail her out, or some simp like Mollusk (really hope he's really done with her and won't do anything so stupid).
She's gonna be broke, unless activists in the industry and media go out of their way to try and keep her afloat. But I doubt there's a lot of them willing to hitch themselves to that sinking piece of toxic trash.

 

[El Goblina]

This is an unflattering expression for her, but her eyes look like bruised buttholes in Skeletor's face even when she doesn't scowl. I wonder if that's what too much coke + coke-related activities does.

I have permanent dark circles around my eyes from a period of stimulant abuse in my past. I would not be surprised if your assumption is near the mark. The way the relationship between them comes off, it reminds me of the blonde I used to see when I was using. Great drugged out sex, but when we were sober, everything was trash.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Again, this is predicated on discounting the crazy entirely and judging solely on physical attractiveness.

Of course nobody should be willing to actually stick their dick in this crazy broad and all the headaches that would entail.

this is also discounting actually wanting to spend time with her.

Does anyone think that Amber Heard is a person that will not be an absolute boring time to spend around for more than one sentence?

 

[Beavis]

He should have no problem paying the 80k the ACLU wants now.