DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[gobsmackedmortician]

Y IN VICTORY OVER THE BLACK . SO HAPPY

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Can someone explain to me why DSP needs to get someon, or go at it himself, to put together John and Howard's response? Seems to me like the whole 1hr30-ish thing has been uploaded by 2 people and is fairly easy to find on YouTube.

It's his excuse for cutting parts out.

 

[DownwardFowl]

just take a moment and look at how clustered and ugly this looks for a "professional streamer"
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The best part was Phil describing it as the “GUY-GA Chad meme”

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

Taking notes for a fucking REACT stream, the only thing dummer is leaving the camera on the whole time huh.

At this point "react" is the next "rainy day fund".

 

[Sup3r]

Let it not be forgotten that he said he allegedly changed his phone number and Rambo couldn't call him and grovel while having never changed his number.

While looking for the clip of the above, I ran across this assbaggery, Holy fuck:

He hasn't ever claimed to have changed his phone number. He tried to be coy with moronmoria when the line account was first discovered and was like "what if I changed my number?" but didn't ever come out and say it. About a week after, during a morrowind stream he was asked about the two and he openly said he hadn't and if they wanted to talk they had to be the ones to contact him because he had no way to reach them, despite him showing no intention of even trying to find a way.

He's always held that he believes that it's Rambo and Howard's responsibility to contact him if they want to"patch things up".

 

[Wasabi Panda]

wow seeing the chick who wanted to team up with him after fighting the black guy really shook him, he's just babbling

Like how these stories are old and he doesn't have TV except for the TV he has cause stream...sorry "oh demand" tv is better than hard-wired, cause he thinks cable doesn't have on demand services, I guess? But cable is better cause I guess he thinks internet is finite or like 2010 cellphone data plans? Then something about Comcast which got him really nervous which he doesn't know if it they cap your data if you use it too much but he has business class so they don't cap your data?

 

[Banned in 49 States]

Dave talkin about the upcoming John and Howard react debunk stream

"THEY BROUGHT UP NON PUBLIC STUFF, IT'S CAUSING MUH DUPRESSION TO FLARE UP WHILE I'M PREPARING RETCONS!"

This nigga is gonna bring up T again to fish for pitybucks isn't he?
Gotta dig up the corpse one more time, Phil needs his champions pull!

 

[strandedcastaway]

Says a lot about Phil that he has to go seven years in the past for any evidence of having once had friends, and those people now hate him.

 

[Lolidaki]

I actually know this one. Allow me to translate from autism to english:

A new trailer dropped for a new Pokemon game. During the trailer, the new professors for the region were revealed. People were quick to joke that the male one looks a lot like the chad meme. DSP is attempting to report the news. It is a bit of a waste of time considering no one cares except the dents that told him about it in the first place and told him to put the chad image too (and probably paid for it too behind the scenes). The trailer also revealed a female professor that fans already started lewding. Many referred to her as "hot feral waifu". Her design is somewhat provocative if I do say so myself. Phil probably ignored her completely because he just wants to be happy and jerk off to gay porn all day, what with him being a homosexual amd all that.

so Philip is just unironically doing "meme review" now? shameless

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I don't think DSP actually knows what reaction videos are.

 

[Local Degenerate]

But nah, instead, DSP is moaning about having to buy STORE BRAND products lmao. I'm not American but are they really so awful? A lot of store brand products here (UK) are as good as (and sometimes better, sometimes worse) 'brand' names.

It's actually the same here. There's some store brand products I actually prefer to brand names. I remember when I was banished to Texas, there was this dollar store soda that I swore by. Shit was way better than the brand.
But it's not that it tastes bad, it's that Phil views store brand products as a mark of poverty, and thus, they hurt his self image of a 'big successful youtube man.'

 

[Poo Twister]

Posting this because I know Phil will be here later and I want to get inside his head.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

The next time DSP does a feasting with the king, he should collaborate with Nick Avocado.

 

[Lord_Point]

Says a lot about Phil that he has to go seven years in the past for any evidence of having once had friends, and those people now hate him.

Because mature adults dont have time for friends or something.

 

[rubynutmeg]

It's actually the same here. There's some store brand products I actually prefer to brand names. I remember when I was banished to Texas, there was this dollar store soda that I swore by. Shit was way better than the brand.
But it's not that it tastes bad, it's that Phil views store brand products as a mark of poverty, and thus, they hurt his self image of a 'big successful youtube man.'

Should've known it'd be the same, really. We all know that more expensive = better quality in DSP's piggy eyes.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

he knows wrestling is scripted right? Some of the things he's saying which, he's pretty much devolved into babbling like he's muttering to himself about nonsense makes me think he doesn't REALLY get it's scripted but pretends too.

Also this obsession with Reddit, I'm now convinced he's doing this on purpose to get more posts about him on r/cringe and r/livestramfails.

 

[tomstone]

Says a lot about Phil that he has to go seven years in the past for any evidence of having once had friends, and those people now hate him.

dont really think they hate him, they probably forgot that he exists

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

I don't think DSP actually knows what reaction videos are.

Or a podcast, mukbanger, lets player, variety streamer, and meaningful content.

So desperate to try and be a special snowflake while at the same time trying to be apart of something but can't quite do it correctly. Just take something he already does and twisting a definition. Like calling a spider an insect.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

This nigga is gonna bring up T again to fish for pitybucks isn't he?
Gotta dig up the corpse one more time, Phil needs his champions pull!

And Scott, also. Gotta dig up his corpse ONCE again to get pity bucks. Phil needs that zombie NWO Big Show, dood!

 

[DownwardFowl]

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