🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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What's up with that thumb? It's like his hand is trying to eat it. The surprise body horror never stops.

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Imagine not even being able to give a thumbs up and look at a camera right. What is this distorted bizarro-face? Guess when his face is already so asymmetrical from beatdowns it’s not hard to twist into a Picasso painting look-alike. And his fat-ass thumb is an Eldrich Horror as always.

The Memphis Micro always finds the Burger King no matter where he is in the world. His only talent besides being the fattest faggot with the smallest penis.
Thought it was Rozy, been away so much he can't even remember how to spell her name. Shameful.

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He accidentally spelled his baby’s name correctly instead of the white trash nigger-tier spelling. Ralph actually did something right today. If he necks himself he’ll do two things right today.
 
Thought it was Rozy, been away so much he can't even remember how to spell her name. Shameful.

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Oh no, no no Ralph, you fat fucking profligate. You're the retard who incorrectly named your child 'Rozzy', you're gonna have to live with the Rozzer now instead of trying to retcon your linguistic butchery on Twitter. If you wanted 'Rosie' you should have spelled what got put on the birth certificate right.
 
Some nice bruising hidden under those scraggly beard pubes.
It seems like only yesterday
Lol I also see a big lump on his pig head, just as Cog claimed during the slaughter.

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Makes his head look even more mishaped. I bet he tried covering it with a hat when it was even bigger.

EDIT: There also seems to be a lump above his right eye.
 
I won't talk shit about his daughter cause she's just a kid. I bet pretty much anyone here wouldn't - as you can see by the numerous people in the CA visit thread saying to leave Xander out of the gay shenanigans PPP and Warski have planned.

Ralph though - he's a piece of shit and only posts photos of/talks about his daughter or Xander only when people criticize him over how shitty of a father he is. Get fucked, Gunt.
 
Lol I also see a big lump on his pig head, just as Cog claimed during the slaughter.

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Makes his head look even more mishaped. I bet he tried covering it with a hat when it was even bigger.

EDIT: There also seems to be a lump above his right eye.
Alright Spaniards, you know what do…

Execute Order… Piggy-Slits. Good hunting. And sorry about the Maine. Our bad.
 
Here we have Ralph simping for Stardust, a leftist, immediately followed by Ralph condemning Kiwi Farms for being "leftist".

Ralph, many of us are even further right than you. it's easy when you just grift as a right winger.

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Let's examine Ralph's right wing activity:
- 2 children out of wedlock
- Gunted a teenager just out of high school, while being near the age of her father
- Prayed to have his son's family smitten
- Calls any gun an AK-47 (a Russian rifle)
- Calls for gun control
- Voted for Obama twice
- Pornography, prostitution, gambling
- Thirsts after Jessica Southern and McKenzie Rittenhouse (she's 16)
- Against freedom of speech and expression
- Simps for Alice, rapes her
- Cries about a story written by the TERF queen
Ethan Oliver Ralph makes the Harry Potter series look like far right propaganda.

Thought it was Rozy, been away so much he can't even remember how to spell her name. Shameful.

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Knew it.
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Imagine misspelling your child's name to appease some Mexican catboy that's almost young enough to be your son.
 
Wouldn't surprise me if Ralph tweeted this photo to bait people to talk shit about his daughter on here then he call us sick and post screenshots

He seems to be on the forum a lot more than usual on holiday

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It hilarious watching Ralph try to pretend he gives a shit about his daughter. Most devoted fathers try incredibly hard to be with their child their first months of life, but Ralph abandoned her on her first day out of the hospital for a week to go bowling and takes off for Warski’s ancestral lands for two weeks before she hits 12 weeks ffs.

I do love that KF has forced Ralph into acknowledging he has a baby and horse back home and therefore ruining his European escape from fatherhood. (Most parents finally take a week or ten day vacay away from their kids once hit three or four YEARS old, Ralph couldn’t manage three fucking months.lmao.)

We don't here either. I think it's actually the most-hated fast food chain, even below shit like Taco Bell.
Honestly, I assume I’m in a shitty black neighbor when I see a BK. For whatever reason black people decided BK was their fav, or more likely BK took the cheap real estate McDonalds and Wendy’s didn’t want so it was their only option.

Makes sense a wigger like Ralph loves it.
 
Wouldn't surprise me if Ralph tweeted this photo to bait people to talk shit about his daughter on here then he call us sick and post screenshots

He seems to be on the forum a lot more than usual on holiday

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Ralph’s baby is superior to him in every way already.

  1. Genuine and cute smile, unlike DuckFace McNigger who can’t even take a selfie without twisting his face into a GUNTED Picasso painting.
  2. Not morbidly obese, healthy weight and proportional body size
  3. Has a future that’s still yet to be determined, instead of doomed to a hellish existence due to his own terrible decisions
  4. Not an alcoholic drug-addicted felon
When Ralph looks at his daughter he sees what he can never be, a human that is likeable and still has future prospects.

Luckily Ralph doesn’t have to deal with that terrible reality because he’s a deadbeat dad gunting around the Iberian Peninsula like the fat faggot he is, getting his ass kicked by anyone who challenges him.
 
It hilarious watching Ralph try to pretend he gives a shit about his daughter. Most devoted fathers try incredibly hard to be with their child their first months of life, but Ralph abandoned her on her first day out of the hospital for a week to go bowling and takes off for Warski’s ancestral lands for two weeks before she hits 12 weeks ffs.

I do love that KF has forced Ralph into acknowledging he has a baby and horse back home and therefore ruining his European escape from fatherhood. (Most parents finally take a week or ten day vacay away from their kids once hit three or four YEARS old, Ralph couldn’t manage three fucking months.lmao.)


Honestly, I assume I’m in a shitty black neighbor when I see a BK. For whatever reason black people decided BK was their fav, or more likely BK took the cheap real estate McDonalds and Wendy’s didn’t want so it was their only option.

Makes sense a wigger like Ralph loves it.

 
It hilarious watching Ralph try to pretend he gives a shit about his daughter. Most devoted fathers try incredibly hard to be with their child their first months of life, but Ralph abandoned her on her first day out of the hospital for a week to go bowling and takes off for Warski’s ancestral lands for two weeks before she hits 12 weeks ffs.

I do love that KF has forced Ralph into acknowledging he has a baby and horse back home and therefore ruining his European escape from fatherhood. (Most parents finally take a week or ten day vacay away from their kids once hit three or four YEARS old, Ralph couldn’t manage three fucking months.lmao.)


Honestly, I assume I’m in a shitty black neighbor when I see a BK. For whatever reason black people decided BK was their fav, or more likely BK took the cheap real estate McDonalds and Wendy’s didn’t want so it was their only option.

Makes sense a wigger like Ralph loves it.
I'm considering to change the child support thread to Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. California Family Court and Xander Vickers, hope someone makes a timeline for Ralph and ReRollRozy, it feels like he's been away from her for at least a month out of three.
 
Wouldn't surprise me if Ralph tweeted this photo to bait people to talk shit about his daughter on here then he call us sick and post screenshots

He seems to be on the forum a lot more than usual on holiday

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she looks like she knows her existence will be nothing but suffering because of ralph and shes trying to take respite in the idea of a final permanent death, im calling it miss cozy based rozy will grow up to be an abortion activist citing her awful pedophile parents and nightmarish existence
 
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