Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

Should the thread be moved to deathfats after Ethan Ralph dies?

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instythot said:
If Surfer went back to TWIC and had a co-host willing to move the show along to keep it under 3 hours and was willing to be wrangled up to a moderate degree on air, he would be where the Kino is. Sadly, he is a rambling, possible schizophrenic with a bit of an ego problem.

He burned his bridge with Gahoole, didn't he? Gahoole's disinterest in the state of Canada could probably keep things moving. I cannot think of anyone else in those circles who might pair up with Surfer and who isn't more of a rambling schizo than the man himself
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Surfer with Tyler Russell would be nice
 
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Thirteenfifty said:
He probably lives in the rural area outside of town and has to use satellite. could be the case since I've found he has high Latency on the stream and takes a solid second or two to respond



Are ya winning there buddy? I remember when surfer thought all the viewers would follow him instead of PPP lmao.
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"Ashton.... if it wasn't for ME.... your show would s u c k... (hic) Press 1, chat, if Surfer brings the kawntent."
 
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instythot said:
Where does surfer stand on the barely closeted homosexuality of AF?
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Surfer claims to have deeply held beliefs, but then again he was convinced to flip his position on religion in his late twenties after a few conversations with PPP who he claimed was a /pol/tard that his peer group did not take seriously. Likewise, he claimed to be morally disgusted with Ralph from 2018 - 2021 but changed his tune in light of the breakup. If I had to guess, he is lukewarm on AF if for no other reason than because Ashton is so against them.
 
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Martial Autist said:
Surfer claims to have deeply held beliefs, but then again he was convinced to flip his position on religion in his late twenties after a few conversations with PPP who he claimed was a /pol/tard that his peer group did not take seriously. Likewise, he claimed to be morally disgusted with Ralph from 2018 - 2021 but changed his tune in light of the breakup. If I had to guess, he is lukewarm on AF if for no other reason than because Ashton is so against them.
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I think it's that Surfer will always slavishly follow the fattest man in his life. After Ashton left him/forced out he was forced by his nature to become a gunt suckler for Ralph, the fattest man in his life willing to talk to him.
 
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Jasper2K said:
Rake back postponed. They have a lot going on you guys like going to the gym 8 hours a day and eating mcdicks. Streaming twice a week is HARD WORK.
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Why can't you alogs understand that Andy's time is valuable. That if he is supposed to ever step in the ring with someone he must train his hardest.
It's a lifestyle, and you trolls are just jealous. Plus, he also has to kick the bitches out before the stream starts, so that throws a wrench into everything almost daily.
 
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Shek$il said:
We're already up to 5-6? I remember earlier KCs where he was claiming 2 hours (MORE than enough to get your fill).

By the next episode he'll be claiming he's training for 6-7 hours a day.

As a puritan, PPP should have recognized streaming alone in 120p off a Blackberry is the only true way of spreading the word.
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He's been upping it almost everyshow. It started out at 2 then 3 then 4 and now 5 hours a day every day was his latest claim. He said most of it was cardio.
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Rake back postponed. They have a lot going on you guys like going to the gym 8 hours a day and eating mcdicks. Streaming twice a week is HARD WORK.
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>Have not uploaded more then 3 fucking shows for an entire month of cumroad.
>They have so far promised a fuck ton of diffrent content for the gumroad such as a batman debate which has yet to happen.
>No Ralph fight cause they chose to set it up trough a way that was never gonna happen.
>None of the extra streams they promised manifested
>Tardski claims to work on edited content that has yet to see the light of day and anything in the cumroad only has basic jumpcuts that would take 5 minutes to do.
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Behind the scenes is just code for we can't be asked. It's now evident why they aren't working jobs with how inficent they are with time even the cushiest goverment work would have to step in and say woooooooooaaah buddy.
 
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Chris Mclean said:
He's been upping it almost everyshow. It started out at 2 then 3 then 4 and now 5 hours a day every day was his latest claim. He said most of it was cardio.

>Have not uploaded more then 3 fucking shows for an entire month of cumroad.
>They have so far promised a fuck ton of diffrent content for the gumroad such as a batman debate which has yet to happen.
>No Ralph fight cause they chose to set it up trough a way that was never gonna happen.
>None of the extra streams they promised manifested
>Tardski claims to work on edited content that has yet to see the light of day and anything in the cumroad only has basic jumpcuts that would take 5 minutes to do.
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Behind the scenes is just code for we can't be asked. It's now evident why they aren't working jobs with how inficent they are with time even the cushiest goverment work would have to step in and say woooooooooaaah buddy.
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This is going to crash and burn like everything Andy does, he's likely almost got enough money to take a few months to himself and fuck off until the next "retarded phoenix" happening. No one has his luck when it comes to stumbling into internet money, no one has his skill at fucking it all up over and over again.

Then Ashton will fumble the ball a few times like he did after Surfer left and either go back to Kino Dogme 2007 or continue down this cursed path of grifting until it turns out he has a bunch of degenerate secrets, crushing the grift forever.
 
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Paragoric said:
This is going to crash and burn like everything Andy does, he's likely almost got enough money to take a few months to himself and fuck off until the next "retarded phoenix" happening. No one has his luck when it comes to stumbling into internet money, no one has his skill at fucking it all up over and over again.

Then Ashton will fumble the ball a few times like he did after Surfer left and either go back to Kino Dogme 2007 or continue down this cursed path of grifting until it turns out he has a bunch of degenerate secrets, crushing the grift forever.
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Probably an accurate prediction except for the "bunch of degenerate secrets". We're already past that in Ashton's arc which began with the starfishing. Additionally, Spurned Surfer overplayed his hand and now it's gonna take some hard evidence of something extremely shameful to dig past the pink low point already established.

What would a grift destroying PPP revelation even look like at this point? Confirming that he's a big ol homo would just draw yawns from how unsurprising such a revelation would be
 
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Jasper2K said:
Rake back postponed. They have a lot going on you guys like going to the gym 8 hours a day and eating mcdicks. Streaming twice a week is HARD WORK.
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Why fire up a stream when they have no fresh takes to offer? It'll just end up being 4 hours of WOOOOOAH and CASINO SUPERVISOR FOR 20 DOLLARS HOLY SHIT while PPP offers some tepid self aware snark about being a grifter in the background. Warski is more tolerable(granted, not saying much) when there's more time in between each instance of him showing his face.
They should get someone else to replace Warski as a co-host for Rake back, or Casino. He's a great tech guy but he can not maintain a significant degree of charisma for more than 2-3 hours a week, and that's on a good week.
 
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instythot said:
Probably an accurate prediction except for the "bunch of degenerate secrets". We're already past that in Ashton's arc which began with the starfishing. Additionally, Spurned Surfer overplayed his hand and now it's gonna take some hard evidence of something extremely shameful to dig past the pink low point already established.

What would a grift destroying PPP revelation even look like at this point? Confirming that he's a big ol homo would just draw yawns from how unsurprising such a revelation would be
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You have a point, it's much more likely for him to get flagged and banned than have chat turn on him. I didn't think that through.
 
Paragoric said:
You have a point, it's much more likely for him to get flagged and banned than have chat turn on him. I didn't think that through.
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I mean, if a shameful grift destroying secret comes out, I'm all here for it. I just have no idea what it could be
 
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