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Pretty damn “progressive” to make a black woman wear a septum ring. Just like in the movies…

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You think that's bad, that one chick from Battlefront 2 EA has a daughter that wears a fucking nose stud, I was immediately taken out of the Star Wars universe and never picked up that game again.
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Even shitty fan films can do better than them these days, which is sad when you really think about it. A multibillion dollar rat company can only produce below fanfilm-quality media to pander to the lowest common denominator.

 
The new Top Gun is pure kino. No abundance of CGI, all the jets are real and flown by the actual actors, great action, and although there's few blacks and a women, they're all competent members of the team and there's not an ounce of attention given to the fact that they're minorities. No wokeness at all. The studio managed to sell the movie with good action and Cruise's reputation. It's going to be one of the biggest movies of the year. Cruise is always nice to his fans and appreciates them, and in return they're loyal to him. Everyone wins when you have a positive relationship like that.

Meanwhile, you have Soy Wars... Disney constantly resorts to calling the fans racist. Just constant hate and abuse from the studio. Endless belittling and divisiveness. Not an ounce of appreciation, ever. And yet they are shocked when the fans don't support the franchise anymore and have moved on. Soy Wars is a dead irreverent series with no remaining cultural attention.

Top Gun and Cruise are that one teacher who's always nice to his students, tells them they can do well, motivates them, and the students love him back. Soy Wars is that one karen teacher who always belittles all her students and is shocked when they hate her or don't show up to class. Treat people like niggers and they hate you in return.
It's kind of hilarious to see how Top Gun Maverick handled being a modern sequel and compare it to how Soy Wars would've done it, especially seeing them back to back. It was pure fanservice through and through but Disney has proven to be incapable of using even that competently.
>Maverick is a washed up alcoholic who hasn't flown in decades and Goose's death has stunted him to the point where he can barely function as a person let alone a pilot
>Rooster is an overly emotional gay softboi
>Iceman either doesn't show up at all or his condition is used for tonally inappropriate comic relief
>Phoenix (strong independent female pilot) becomes the main character out of nowhere and a Rey carbon copy who can outfly Maverick from the get-go and saves everyone at the end
>Hangman is an incompetent moron who nearly gets everyone killed several times
>Bob is still comic relief but is far more pathetic about it
 
imo Leia an abject failure in every way, just like Han and Luke, but the movies have absolutely no self awareness and they're made by complete idiots who either didn't notice or didn't care because they'd rather push a feminist message over the reality of the situation. Leia watched her home planet get destroyed and fought a meaningless fight her entire life against the Empire for a better future that never ended up happening because her own son betrayed her, turning into a whiny, autistic, emo school shooter manchild obsessed with his grandfather who helped tear down everything she fought for in the OT, and the Empire somehow returned. She put her work above her family while her husband regressed into a pathetic old man and ran away.

Throughout the entire sequel trilogy she's massively incompetent and makes idiotic decisions like wasting time looking for her brother who doesn't want to be found or not warning anyone about what the First Order is going to do with Starkiller Base before they blow 5 planets up when they have the plans for it. She sends some random teenage girl she doesn't know to meet her brother in person instead of going herself. The Republic dislikes her so much they don't even bother helping out until Episode 9 when Sheev comes back somehow. Rian put her in a coma. She was a fucking princess of a planet, now she's an geriatric general of a privately funded military (fuck off TFA). She absolutely refuses to confront her faggot son, the one thing that could stop the war for, NO APARENT REASON until the very last movie where doing so kills her. By the way, she was also a Jedi but she quit to focus on her family because her son would die or something, but he ended up dying anyways.

TLDR I fucking hate what Disney did to Leia
Honestly the Sequel Trilogy did every single character from the OT terribly except for fucking Sheev

Luke = Pretty much became Jake Skywalker and this asshole who became a hermit due to his own retarded mistakes and never did shit.

Han - Regressed back into being a smuggler and lost his own ship.

Leia - You explained it all.

Lando - Became a dumb old fart who just does random shit, doesn't do shit.

Chewbacca - All his friends die except Lando, a girl stole his friend's ship, treated like a pet, and is rewarded with a medal from a long time ago that feels hollow.

C-3P0 - Honestly not much of a character, but really the only OT character who deserved to lose everything because Anthony Daniels is an asshole.

R2-D2 - Didn't have much but uh made some robot friends

Vader - Entire sacrifice is meaningless and the Emperor just comes back to repeat the cycle.

Ben and Yoda - Pretty much were proven right given how Luke immensely fucked up and he should've just slaughtered Vader and the Emperor himself.

The Emperor - Is alive somehow, made his empire rise up again, and his plan ultimately succeeded by having Rey kill him.
 
How in the blue hell did Kenobi only get a slight burn on his shoulder with Vader Force dragging him that close to flames?! This is Leia surviving the vacuum of space levels of ridiculous! Oh but it's a series with space wizards so don't take it so seriously!

This duel fits right in the first one between Rey and Kylo in that they are just bashing their lightsabers against each other as the camera shakes. Compare this newest fight to when they faced each other in ANH. Lucas had them go at it like it was a samurai duel with the camera steady and Vader not using any Force powers, which, thanks to Disney, he should have done to make quick work of an older Kenobi.

 
Absolutely horrifying. The fight feels weaker that the battle between Obi and Vader in ANH. Yeah, it's understandable that he's in retirement and haven't fight for 10 years and being broken and guilt-ridden but how could Disney execute this duel at this way? Fucking Deborah Chow man.
How could the fire extinguish away for a short time without the force? Fire are supposed to last longer than it was supposed to be. If Obi was sent to burn like Anakin back in Mustafar, then how did he got a minor burn damage while he was left burning for a short time with fire that big? The duel and torture feels slightly underwhelming comparing to the ANH version. Yeah yeah, there are some explanations why, but no no. No justification for explanations why it happened and how it works from Disney.
 
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The Emperor - Is alive somehow, made his empire rise up again, and his plan ultimately succeeded by having Rey kill him.
I fail to see the problem with this. Sheev was the only competent character in the series. He is a master troll who loves being evil and fucking with people.

Only thing they did wrong was not have Rey say Rey Palpatine, have her eyes turn red and then use force lightning to kill the old woman who asked who she was.
 
The new Top Gun is pure kino. No abundance of CGI, all the jets are real and flown by the actual actors, great action, and although there's few blacks and a women, they're all competent members of the team and there's not an ounce of attention given to the fact that they're minorities. No wokeness at all. The studio managed to sell the movie with good action and Cruise's reputation. It's going to be one of the biggest movies of the year. Cruise is always nice to his fans and appreciates them, and in return they're loyal to him. Everyone wins when you have a positive relationship like that.

Meanwhile, you have Soy Wars... Disney constantly resorts to calling the fans racist. Just constant hate and abuse from the studio. Endless belittling and divisiveness. Not an ounce of appreciation, ever. And yet they are shocked when the fans don't support the franchise anymore and have moved on. Soy Wars is a dead irreverent series with no remaining cultural attention.

Top Gun and Cruise are that one teacher who's always nice to his students, tells them they can do well, motivates them, and the students love him back. Soy Wars is that one karen teacher who always belittles all her students and is shocked when they hate her or don't show up to class. Treat people like niggers and they hate you in return.
Tom Cruise is a Scientologist, it's in his belief to honor people with praise and quality so that they can be converted to join the communion. Jews on the other hand the run most of Tinseltown are greedy backstabbing self-hating loathing slimy conniving condescending passive aggressive tricky creatures that frowned upon any race and will use manipulative ones for political agendas race guilt belittling (such as what Disney's doing by throwing Reva in front like a tokenshield to call out the mass on Twitter/Social Media racist).

I am awaiting a political sperging icon for this post but what do you guys think?
 
The Emperor - Is alive somehow, made his empire rise up again, and his plan ultimately succeeded by having Rey kill him.
I fail to see the problem with this. Sheev was the only competent character in the series. He is a master troll who loves being evil and fucking with people.
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This duel fits right in the first one between Rey and Kylo in that they are just bashing their lightsabers against each other as the camera shakes.
That's what the fans want now apparently because the PT fights were too overchoreographed or some shit
 
Tom Cruise is a Scientologist, it's in his belief to honor people with praise and quality so that they can be converted to join the communion. Jews on the other hand the run most of Tinseltown are greedy backstabbing self-hating loathing slimy conniving condescending passive aggressive tricky creatures that frowned upon any race and will use manipulative ones for political agendas race guilt belittling (such as what Disney's doing by throwing Reva in front like a tokenshield to call out the mass on Twitter/Social Media racist).

I am awaiting a political sperging icon for this post but what do you guys think?
Scientologists are weird, but jews are evil. I'd rather Hollywood be filled with a million nice weirdos like Cruise than a single jew.
 
Tom Cruise is a Scientologist, it's in his belief to honor people with praise and quality so that they can be converted to join the communion. Jews on the other hand the run most of Tinseltown are greedy backstabbing self-hating loathing slimy conniving condescending passive aggressive tricky creatures that frowned upon any race and will use manipulative ones for political agendas race guilt belittling (such as what Disney's doing by throwing Reva in front like a tokenshield to call out the mass on Twitter/Social Media racist).

I am awaiting a political sperging icon for this post but what do you guys think?
You know, if I had to replace the kvetching and bagels with Dianetics and weird Alien shit, I'd go for it without a heartbeat passing. That is a great point.
 
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imo Leia an abject failure in every way, just like Han and Luke, but the movies have absolutely no self awareness and they're made by complete idiots who either didn't notice or didn't care because they'd rather push a feminist message over the reality of the situation. Leia watched her home planet get destroyed and fought a meaningless fight her entire life against the Empire for a better future that never ended up happening because her own son betrayed her, turning into a whiny, autistic, emo school shooter manchild obsessed with his grandfather who helped tear down everything she fought for in the OT, and the Empire somehow returned. She put her work above her family while her husband regressed into a pathetic old man and ran away.

Throughout the entire sequel trilogy she's massively incompetent and makes idiotic decisions like wasting time looking for her brother who doesn't want to be found or not warning anyone about what the First Order is going to do with Starkiller Base before they blow 5 planets up when they have the plans for it. She sends some random teenage girl she doesn't know to meet her brother in person instead of going herself. The Republic dislikes her so much they don't even bother helping out until Episode 9 when Sheev comes back somehow. Rian put her in a coma. She was a fucking princess of a planet, now she's an geriatric general of a privately funded military (fuck off TFA). She absolutely refuses to confront her faggot son, the one thing that could stop the war for, NO APARENT REASON until the very last movie where doing so kills her. By the way, she was also a Jedi but she quit to focus on her family because her son would die or something, but he ended up dying anyways.

TLDR I fucking hate what Disney did to Leia
In real life, these people are committed to the idea that nothing bad can be a woman's fault, so when female politicians and business executives oversee egregious failures, they see it as circumstances beyond the poor woman's control, and she should be praised simply for being a woman and occupying a leadership position while everything goes to hell. See, for example, their inability to blame Kathleen Kennedy for the many failures of Star Wars. So they write with this same mindset, unwittingly writing stories that a normal person would interpret as comical displays of incompetent leadership (both Leia and Holdo fit the bill), expecting that audiences will see the woman as tough and badass and not responsible for anything going wrong.
 
Tom Cruise is a Scientologist, it's in his belief to honor people with praise and quality so that they can be converted to join the communion. Jews on the other hand the run most of Tinseltown are greedy backstabbing self-hating loathing slimy conniving condescending passive aggressive tricky creatures that frowned upon any race and will use manipulative ones for political agendas race guilt belittling (such as what Disney's doing by throwing Reva in front like a tokenshield to call out the mass on Twitter/Social Media racist).

I am awaiting a political sperging icon for this post but what do you guys think?
Scientologists are weird, but jews are evil. I'd rather Hollywood be filled with a million nice weirdos like Cruise than a single jew.
You're forgetting the most important part: Tom Cruise only makes films to entertain his audience (and satiate his adrenaline fetish), not push some woke political message or intentionally divide people. He cares about the products he puts out. It's like what Star Wars used to be, pure entertainment for everyone. I don't think he's even mentioned Scientology once since that shitshow Chanology video leaked 15 years ago. I have no idea who he voted for in 2020. If he worked at Kennedyfilm he'd be peddling Xenu and D&I in his flicks and calling everyone bigots on twitter. No wonder they want to slander him. I'd rather get more films from someone like him than 99.9% of the hacks, faggots, and worthless assholes who run Hollywood. I'm looking forward to seeing Top Gun this weekend.

I wonder if he's actually brainwashed and held against his will
 
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You're forgetting the most important part: Tom Cruise only makes films to entertain his audience (and satiate his adrenaline fetish), not push some woke political message or intentionally divide people. It's like what Star Wars used to be, pure entertainment for everyone. I don't think he's even mentioned Scientology once since that shitshow Chanology video leaked 15 years ago. I have no idea who he voted for in 2020. If he worked at Kennedyfilm he'd be peddling Xenu and D&I in his flicks and calling everyone bigots on twitter. No wonder they want to slander him. I'd rather get more films from someone like him than 99.9% of the hacks, faggots, and worthless assholes who run Hollywood. I'm looking forward to seeing Top Gun this weekend.

I wonder if he's actually brainwashed and held against his will
Too bad it’s not playing in my hometown sadly and the theater the town has only Disney movies. But Cruise will get my money one way or another.
 
Honestly the Sequel Trilogy did every single character from the OT terribly except for fucking Sheev
I would argue that they fucked up Palpatine in RoS and turned him into a dumbass.

He created Snoke unnecessarily, clumsily announced his “return” and got himself killed, clearly not learning from the results of the fight he had with Mace Windu.

He went from cunning authoritarian to generic world/galaxy-ending villain #1065.
 
I would argue that they fucked up Palpatine in RoS and turned him into a dumbass.

He created Snoke unnecessarily, clumsily announced his “return” and got himself killed, clearly not learning from the results of the fight he had with Mace Windu.

He went from cunning authoritarian to generic world/galaxy-ending villain #1065.
In terms of like actual achievements. But in writing Sheev is terrible in Rise of Skywalker. Like he was not even fun
 
That's what the fans want now apparently because the PT fights were too overchoreographed or some shit
Tell me about it, I knew this absolute dipshit who insisted that the Sequels were better than the Prequels, and that was one of the issues he listed. I really wish I'd showed him that stupid throne room fight clip from TLJ when I had the chance.
 
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