Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers

[behindyourightnow]

BUT HE FROZE HIS SPERM! He dindunuffin wrong! Dating a skinwalking abomination of the person you married is exactly the same!

Exactly! What more does that stupid bitch want? Every woman dreams of getting pregnant via turkey baster before resuming one's nightly ritual of helping her husband pull hairballs out of his mutilated crotch tunnel made of ballsack skin.

Plus all the other fun activities that come with being married to a transwoman, such as "constantly affirming that he is prettier than you" "managing the sudden 'dysphoria attacks' he has whenever you ask him to do anything helpful" and "enduring constant humiliation as you are forced to publicly present yourself next to a middle-aged man who dresses like a hooker and speaks in a high-pitched bimbo voice." What woman would say no to that?

I hope she's remarried already.

 

[batteredpancakes]

u/nonbinaryphallo's sausage implant doesn't work!

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A solid 50% of that post is her coping.

 

[neverendingmidi]

u/nonbinaryphallo's sausage implant doesn't work!
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Do these implants have air or fluid that they fill with? Because air is compressible- duh, while fluid usually isn't. When an actual penis is erect it's filled with fluid (blood). Now while you can "break" a penis, that usually involves a rupture where the blood is and is a medical emergency, it doesn't just fold over awkwardly when erect.

Plus they're apparently try to fuck a guy in the ass- an even tighter fit than a vagina- with a floppy, air filled tube. It's like trying to anally fuck somebody with one of those long balloons that's used to make animals.

 

[BBChannel]

u/nonbinaryphallo's sausage implant doesn't work!
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A solid 50% of that post is her coping.

I'm dying from laughter. "it was kinda a bummer and left me with a lot of questions"
What an understatement about her disappointment! She thought it would be just like a penis. Now she'll just go "slower" and cope with foreplay before reality hits her.

 

[Peaches Demure]

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"Will it get better over time? idk" is my favorite here. How, even in the most optimistic fantasy troonland of unicorns and rainbows, could a faulty mechanical structure get better "over time" on its own? That's like leaving a construction site and and hoping the house has built itself while you're away. It won't get better, but it most certainly can and will get worse.

 

[kaien]

Her body MAY pass but there’s still something (likely her bone structure) that suggests uncanny valley instead of male.

Well, the something is that she's tiny. If she's only 105 pounds at that level of ripped we're talking 5'2" or shorter.

 

[Your old Livejournal]

Do these implants have air or fluid that they fill with? Because air is compressible- duh, while fluid usually isn't. When an actual penis is erect it's filled with fluid (blood). Now while you can "break" a penis, that usually involves a rupture where the blood is and is a medical emergency, it doesn't just fold over awkwardly when erect.

Plus they're apparently try to fuck a guy in the ass- an even tighter fit than a vagina- with a floppy, air filled tube. It's like trying to anally fuck somebody with one of those long balloons that's used to make animals.

Not that it makes any difference in the grand scheme of things, but notice how she calls her bf 'they'. It's probably another TIF roleplaying their yaoi fantasy. Too bad that those usually don't involve sausage implants...

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

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So hot. I also just hate it when my penis "buckles" when I'm trying to fuck someone in the ass. Absolutely a 110% male experience and not at all a horror-show.

 

[batteredpancakes]

Not that it makes any difference in the grand scheme of things, but notice how she calls her bf 'they'. It's probably another TIF roleplaying their yaoi fantasy. Too bad that those usually don't involve sausage implants...

Correct. They are also a TiF.

 

[neverendingmidi]

Correct. They are also a TiF.

Lol, so two lesbians who've mangled their bodies so they probably can't get off at all, are now trying to figure out sex using utterly numb chunks of flesh to perform.

And if they're on T, their libidos are probably ramped up so they don't even have "lesbian bed death" to look forward to.

 

[behindyourightnow]

Do these implants have air or fluid that they fill with? Because air is compressible- duh, while fluid usually isn't. When an actual penis is erect it's filled with fluid (blood). Now while you can "break" a penis, that usually involves a rupture where the blood is and is a medical emergency, it doesn't just fold over awkwardly when erect.

Plus they're apparently try to fuck a guy in the ass- an even tighter fit than a vagina- with a floppy, air filled tube. It's like trying to anally fuck somebody with one of those long balloons that's used to make animals.

You say balloon animals, but my mind went to this guy trying to penetrate somebody:

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

BUT HE FROZE HIS SPERM! He dindunuffin wrong! Dating a skinwalking abomination of the person you married is exactly the same!

It's the dream of every sane wife to have a husband who troons out & cuts his penis off. Of course! Who wouldn't be happy if the man you love turns himself into a dickless freakshow.

He chose trannydom & rejected a woman who loved him & wanted a family.
She is lucky to get away before getting pregnant.

 

[Peaches Demure]

Correct. They are also a TiF.

I seem to remember this nonbinaryphallo chick bragging about how she and her they/them GF went to a gay sauna and offered the explanation of "erectile dysfunction" as to why her rot sausage could not get hard during the activities. She claimed this while insisting that she passed as male, so we either have a lying fantasist or a deeply delusional woman here.

EDIT: Yup, that's her. Read about it here.

 

[Julie Newmar]

Lol, so two lesbians who've mangled their bodies so they probably can't get off at all, are now trying to figure out sex using utterly numb chunks of flesh to perform.

And if they're on T, their libidos are probably ramped up so they don't even have "lesbian bed death" to look forward to.

At least the bottom chick doesn’t have to pretend she has a prostate or anything necessary to feel pleasure anally.

Do they think gay men get off on the idea of being a receptacle (sure, some of them probably like the idea, but it’s not what causes physical pleasure)? Do they think they have some prostate-analogous organ that swells on T like their roided out clit? The fuck do they think shoving leg skin up their asses even DOES?

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

I seem to remember this nonbinaryphallo chick bragging about how she and her they/them GF went to a gay sauna and offered the explanation of "erectile dysfunction" as to why her rot sausage could not get hard during the activities. She claimed this while insisting that she passed as male, so we either have a lying fantasist or a deeply delusional woman here.

EDIT: Yup, that's her. Read about it here.

That's the same woman?! Oh there is no doubt that everything that she types is a lie. That was one of the worst fanfictions I ever read.

 

[WitchyBitchy]

Having the implant buckle...god I cringed. I wonder what damage that did to the necro-roll since they barely hang on as it is.

 

[PaulBearer]

My mind reels trying to understand the levels of sheer delusion these people live with, I don't really believe these people exist, it doesn't seem possible to me that such idiocy exists.

Your rotting arm sausage is not going up anyones virgin arse is it? Realistically...I don't want to go all Ethan Klein but no, it's lucky that all it did was 'buckle'.

 

[Peaches Demure]

My mind reels trying to understand the levels of sheer delusion these people live with, I don't really believe these people exist, it doesn't seem possible to me that such idiocy exists.

Your rotting arm sausage is not going up anyones virgin arse is it? Realistically...I don't want to go all Ethan Klein but no, it's lucky that all it did was 'buckle'.

Imagine a rot bologna going into an "industrial strength" amhole (like Kev Gibes'). Either the rot dog detaches from the FTM's mons and comes off, or the amhole breaks and comes out like a broken condom or a pocket pussy.

I'll take my islamics, thank you.

Newest Trench Torso update;

Sadly the FTM subreddit deleted the picture(s) attached to this post, but you can probably figure out the gist of it from her post title.

Yeo, that's right, Trench Torso now believes she has some kind of melanoma! Apparently a dermatologist told her that the horrific rashes that cover her entire torso are "growths" rather than rashes, but this being Trench Torso, we need to take everything she says with a fistful of undiluted sodium chloride.

 

[autoerotic bus accident]

Yeo, that's right, Trench Torso now believes she has some kind of melanoma!

TT may be the most batshit FTM cow we have. She legit needs institutionalized and whoever gave her cosmetic surgery should lose their license as she is patently unable to not just care for herself, but perceive reality in general.

She's also wasting her doctor's time and resources - I'm sure they're running all kinds of tests on her, and I guarantee you she hasn't told them she's constantly smearing herself with a disgusting homebrew potion of "scar care" stuff and apparently has some kind of phobia of being dry.

 

[taco freak]

I seem to remember this nonbinaryphallo chick bragging about how she and her they/them GF went to a gay sauna and offered the explanation of "erectile dysfunction" as to why her rot sausage could not get hard during the activities. She claimed this while insisting that she passed as male, so we either have a lying fantasist or a deeply delusional woman here.

EDIT: Yup, that's her. Read about it here.

Holy shit, she has an arm sausage on her pelvis, and got top surgery, but the fat just keeps coming and she regrew her tits. Hopelessly female, and there's no way that gay bathhouse story happened. It's like watching weeds retake an abandoned castle. Nature always finds a way.