Amber Heard v. Johnny Depp Legal Proceedings - "And on my side of the bed was human fecal matter."

[catmasterj]

Has she been dropped from Aquaman 2 yet?

Fuck that bitch

 

[Squirrelcop]

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Hmmm

I dont know, but my uncle Bob Twitter will have a look at the DM to see if its a real DM that is totally really real for real.

 

[Jubileus]

Listening to the verdict, I found it weird how they read all the positive claims (3 for Depp, 1 for Heard) in their entirety, but for the two denied claims they just said "lol no".

You'd think it would be the opposite. To win defamation you need to score on all elements, so if the jury rules in favor, it logically follows that they found for all elements of defamation. To lose on defamation the jury just had to find one deficiency. For example, on a denied claim they could find almost all elements, but could find that Depp's false statement didn't harm Heard. That would be where you'd think they'd go through all elements until they found a negative.

That's exactly how it functioned. In cases like this the jury is given a worksheet with these questions, and the moment the answer is "no" on any of those, that claim is done and dusted. Each question is a flowchart where a no answer points to "it's not defamation".

On the two rejected claims, the jury outright determined that they were not false statements and thus couldn't be defamatory. There's no need to go any further into the claim since it's fundamental that truth is an absolute defense against defamation (you're allowed to say shitty things about people if they're true things), so all you get is the "no" and they move on. Heard's team failed the most basic test of convincing the jury that the statements were false on those claims, so they were done right at their root.

 

[Frofo Baggis]

Never learned a single thing about the trial but will cape for Amber regardless. What a soy filled faggot.

 

[as a latinx i]

this is 9/11 for BPD women and their beta orbiters hahaha

https://archive.ph/693wp

 

[YumeNoHero]

God, headline readers are fucking retarded.

 

[LOWERCASE LETTERS]

Sneed

 

[Homer Simpson]

Does this mean gaslighting is legal now?

 

[teriyakiburns]

Depp isn't a victim, die mad moids

Sneed.

 

[Newman's Lovechild]

Using the Guardian to prove your point.

 

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So Amber Heard's networth is estimated to be around $8 million USD

Depp won 8m out of 10m out of the settlement and Heard gets 2m, so does that mean she's still going to be almost bankrupt? Anyone here who can make estimations on how Heard will be living after this?

She's basically going to be functionally bankrupt. She owes 6 million to her law team and 7 million to the charities. Plus the 8 million today. Her net worth was only 8 million.

She'll have to get creative like OJ did to keep a roof over her head. Exploring every loophole.

Imagine having your entire net worth evaporate overnight.

Her career is over.

She dragged Disney AND Warner Brothers into her trial, which made them admit things publicly they would have preferred not to admit to.

She supposedly has no money left.

Still owes 7 million to charities she "pledged" to. (Note: This will never happen)

She owes who knows how much to her legal team.

And now owes 10 million to Depp, on top of that.

Depp owes her 2 million but I'm sure there's some math there where he gets to take what she's owed out of what she owes him.

So, 8.35 million dollars in the hole. No career. Aquaman 2 is coming, I think that's 2 million dollars, but after that, she's not getting any more roles. There's a non-zero chance Depp might go after her for that 2 million, too.

I wonder what she'll be doing post Hollywood? Does she have any life skills?

Not the total blowout I expected, but still acceptable ending.

It was pretty much a blowout. They gave Heard a single technical win that didn't implicated Depp in any way to shut some holdout up in the jury room, but Depp swept the board.

 

[JamusActimus]

I wonder what she'll be doing post Hollywood? Does she have any life skills?

Sucking Mulusk's cock.

 

[Product Placement]

one of the more crazy posts I have found, in what world did Weinstein get less shit than Heard?

https://twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal/status/1532164501293899777

 

[stares at error messages]

God, could this Dr. Grande jackoff be anymore of a faggot?

Again, you know the routine: make sure to have the Return Youtube Dislikes add-on in Chrome or Firefox.

Todd Grande hates C people and wants them out of the gene pool. Ever physiologist is a threat to National Security.

 

[stares at error messages]

what a smug bitch

 

[Mr Processor]

Peabody Award Winner Anita Sarkeesian decided to weigh in on the verdict.

 

[JavisFNF]

one of the more crazy posts I have found, in what world did Weinstein get less shit than Heard?
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https://twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal/status/1532164501293899777

Amber Heard is the real criminal, but Weinstein is a faggot and a closed case. The trial only got on the news because Depp is relevant in mainstream media. Also I symphatize with Heard for a moment for regressing what feminists have staged for 2 centuries. Here's a honey badge for ya Heard, hope you rest well in prison.

 

[Product Placement]

Amber Heard is the real criminal, but Weinstein is a faggot and a closed case. The trial only got on the news because Depp is relevant in mainstream media. Also I symphatize with Heard for a moment for regressing what feminists have staged for 2 centuries. Here's a honey badge for ya Heard, hope you rest well in prison.

Weinstein is also a criminal thus why he is jail right now and is to face more trials

 

[Keystone]

Peabody Award Winner Anita Sarkeesian decided to weigh in on the verdict.
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That quote tweet ratio though

So desperate for attention and to be relevant again. If only she could've been this irrelevant and ignored 10 years ago

 

[Narr Then]

This is the only day where she hasn't dressed like a dictator or colonel sanders and actually put in an effort to not look like her sister.

She wore her 'lucky' dress that she wore when she filed the TRO and for the UK verdict.
She should probably just burn it now.

While the verdicts great and all, can I get some links to the tapes and everything? I can't seem to find'em anywhere...

Look for 'Incredibly Average' on YT. All the facts without the BS filler. Mostly.

a Elon v Amber case would be gross and intriguing since we'll have to hear how Elon likes getting beat and probably all the details on how Elon has sex like a autistic walrus. Flopping around all silly like.

What a disturbing picture you paint. Did not need that with my cornflakes.
I'm poor as fuck and still wouldn't touch that with someone else's cunt. The fucking horror.

Also, lol


Edit- so, my thoughts on her getting 2m was because her and her friends didn't mess up the apt before calling the police the 2nd time, as shown by the police bodycam.
Could it also have been to lessen her grounds for appeal? If she'd got a big fat fuck all it'd be easier for her to screech about it legally, wouldn't it?