Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[trickyzerg23]

He's been upping it almost everyshow. It started out at 2 then 3 then 4 and now 5 hours a day every day was his latest claim. He said most of it was cardio.

>Have not uploaded more then 3 fucking shows for an entire month of cumroad.
>They have so far promised a fuck ton of diffrent content for the gumroad such as a batman debate which has yet to happen.
>No Ralph fight cause they chose to set it up trough a way that was never gonna happen.
>None of the extra streams they promised manifested
>Tardski claims to work on edited content that has yet to see the light of day and anything in the cumroad only has basic jumpcuts that would take 5 minutes to do.
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Behind the scenes is just code for we can't be asked. It's now evident why they aren't working jobs with how inficent they are with time even the cushiest goverment work would have to step in and say woooooooooaaah buddy.

Completely unacceptable. Am I supposed to believe that the man pictured below is too "busy" to "work"?

Autism is NOT an excuse not to work, PPP. You have weaponized your autism and are using it to lollygag. You should be working. He who does not work, neither shall he eat. And you've been doing a lot of eating, PPP. Close your starfish and get to work.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Completely unacceptable. Am I supposed to believe that the man pictured below is too "busy" to "work"?
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Autism is NOT an excuse not to work, PPP. You have weaponized your autism and are using it to lollygag. You should be working. He who does not work, neither shall he eat. And you've been doing a lot of eating, PPP. Close your starfish and get to work.

He’s on Ontario Disability which with Ford about to get re elected tomorrow will get cut or at the very least raises

 

[trickyzerg23]

He’s on Ontario Disability which with Ford about to get re elected tomorrow will get cut or at the very least raises

Why the fuck is he on disability? Being fat, gay, and annoying are not disabilities preventing him from working. That fucker could work. Why is the Canadian Taxpayer subsidizing this??

 

[All becomes gunt]

Why fire up a stream when they have no fresh takes to offer? It'll just end up being 4 hours of WOOOOOAH and CASINO SUPERVISOR FOR 20 DOLLARS HOLY SHIT while PPP offers some tepid self aware snark about being a grifter in the background. Warski is more tolerable(granted, not saying much) when there's more time in between each instance of him showing his face.
They should get someone else to replace Warski as a co-host for Rake back, or Casino. He's a great tech guy but he can not maintain a significant degree of charisma for more than 2-3 hours a week, and that's on a good week.

Warski a great tech guy ? I could teach a monkey how to operate OBS better. We are like 30+ shows in and he still can't effectively use preview.

 

[Yellow Letter]

Warski a great tech guy ? I could teach a monkey how to operate OBS better. We are like 30+ shows in and he still can't effectively use preview.

Exactly, he isn't even that good at the one thing arguably he's useful for. I can easily think back to how Ashton had to tell Andy multiple times which file to pull up, sometimes even needing to give the full name. Hell, Bryan during that AFPAC 2021 exposed stream could operate OBS better than Warski.

 

[Baldur's Revenge]

Exactly, he isn't even that good at the one thing arguably he's useful for. I can easily think back to how Ashton had to tell Andy multiple times which file to pull up, sometimes even needing to give the full name. Hell, Bryan during that AFPAC 2021 exposed stream could operate OBS better than Warski.

Yep. People saying that Warski is good at the technical aspect of running a show AND operating OBS need their head checked. He can't even use studio mode to prep his scene then transition. I have never streamed and I KNOW THIS from just a couple of short YouTube videos. Instead he moves shit around live and resizes everything (not only does he do this distracting shit, BUT he ALSO halts the show when he does it) like the fucking mental midget he is. Warski is completely vestigial to this endeavor. You could LITERALLY have ANYONE else do what Warski is doing and not have to share any of the loot with him. There are so many simps in the audience that would slit their grandma's neck to be the silent cohost/OBS slave for PigPigPig.

It is beyond me why anyone sees ANY value in Warski. He is quite honestly the most brain dead, untalented fucking retard on the planet. These dumb fags that think that he is useful for anything other than to laugh at annoy the absolute shit out of me. Nobody should ever listen to someone try to moralize about someone when that person is an alcoholic, drug addict, stealth rapist, helped pedos get away by blowing an ongoing case by streaming the evidence collected, made his woman get an abortion, never held a steady "real adult" job, has never lived on his own and still lives with his parents at 35. How is this stupid fucker not on the level of lolcow like Wings, DSP, Chris Chan AND Ralph with people?

 

[KinoVision]

If someone caught this already I'm posting it again anyways. Happy troon month!1

 

[KinoVision]

I'm trying to watch the latest casino but Andy isn't making it very easy. He adds nothing to the show except for some clout and paypigs.

I would unironically prefer if PPP replaced Andy with a trained monkey in a gamer headset. Instead of Andy's low iq interruptions we would get a primate going oo oo aa aa while jumping up and down. Now THAT would be kino.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I'm trying to watch the latest casino but Andy isn't making it very easy. He adds nothing to the show except for some clout and paypigs.

I would unironically prefer if PPP replaced Andy with a trained monkey in a gamer headset. Instead of Andy's low iq interruptions we would get a primate going oo oo aa aa while jumping up and down. Now THAT would be kino.

And then you have tards like Dingo who think Kino Casino is only funny because Warski is on it

 

[Jasper2K]

He’s on Ontario Disability which with Ford about to get re elected tomorrow will get cut or at the very least raises

If true you'd think he would vote ndp or another left party to leech harder. I bet warski and Ppp also try to tax evade as much as they can.....

 

[SpiderDijon]

Why the fuck is he on disability? Being fat, gay, and annoying are not disabilities preventing him from working. That fucker could work. Why is the Canadian Taxpayer subsidizing this??

Ashton sees himself in the "Brahmin" or "Kohen" class

Priest classes usually aren't required to work, or tie their shoes

 

[DrearyDoomguy]

Warski a great tech guy ? I could teach a monkey how to operate OBS better. We are like 30+ shows in and he still can't effectively use preview.

Compared to PPP he's a fucking wizard. The week where PPP tried to handle OBS on his own was an absolute disaster. There's obviously people better than him but between the two of them it's clear where his comparative advantage is.

 

[hawkisnight]

Compared to PPP he's a fucking wizard. The week where PPP tried to handle OBS on his own was an absolute disaster. There's obviously people better than him but between the two of them it's clear where his comparative advantage is.

I don't think it was Ashton who oparated the obs that week. It was one of his discord slaves. In my opinion it was't that bad and it was super overblown how much better it is with Warski. That guy would eventually learn and we wouldn't have to listen to Tardski. I am tired of hearing him lying about his training, him talking about his irrevelant fight or him talking in general.

 

[instythot]

I am tired of hearing him lying about his training, him talking about his irrevelant fight or him talking in general.

I wish he'd just drop the fight bit since the purpose of pressing Ralph into exposing himself as a fat retarded coward when offered a fair fight is accomplished. But I suppose Andy did back himself into a corner with Keem when he was insisting he was serious about fighting in general. We probably have to listen to it until Keem gets tired of people telling him they won't put Andy on a card

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Ashton sees himself in the "Brahmin" or "Kohen" class

Priest classes usually aren't required to work, or tie their shoes

That’s why they have a Jewish mischling manservant to tie their shoes and wipe the toilet seat

 

[All becomes gunt]

I wish he'd just drop the fight bit since the purpose of pressing Ralph into exposing himself as a fat retarded coward when offered a fair fight is accomplished. But I suppose Andy did back himself into a corner with Keem when he was insisting he was serious about fighting in general. We probably have to listen to it until Keem gets tired of people telling him they won't put Andy on a card

If i was an official i'd put Andy on a card, maybe someone can punch the retarded out of him and he starts speaking straight again. He is basically AIDS Rocky.

 

[Martial Autist]

I wish he'd just drop the fight bit since the purpose of pressing Ralph into exposing himself as a fat retarded coward when offered a fair fight is accomplished. But I suppose Andy did back himself into a corner with Keem when he was insisting he was serious about fighting in general. We probably have to listen to it until Keem gets tired of people telling him they won't put Andy on a card

The only thing that was ever interesting about the fights Andy was supposed to be a part of was his disabled opponents being forced to appear in the ring and fight against an able bodied opponent. There was never any interest in the personal drama between Tonka or Ralph and Andy, Andy was just the retard with enough time on his hands to facilitate the actual target's humiliation by default in a physical setting. Of course that isn't how Tardski thinks about it, but he was coked out at the time of the first fight and probably still is.

 

[Von Wolf Demon]

He’s on Ontario Disability which with Ford about to get re elected tomorrow will get cut or at the very least raises

Really? I just thought he was on either unemployment or whatever Canada uses for welfare, didn't know he had actual disabled status. Also, wouldn't that end now that he is making decent money from streaming or is it easy to cheat it? I mean, he DOES have a job, even if people think he doesn't deserve the money he makes. Sure, it's a job that can disappear at any second, but that's true for a lot of people.

As for Andy's tech skills... yeah, I think it's overrated. I mean, he's done like 50 shows since KC started and he STILL doesn't know to turn off TTS before starting the stream? I don't know anything about OBS, but I can't believe "TTS On" is a default setting? Or is it in the Powerchat program itself? That seems nuts to me. Any OBS/Powerchat users know why this keeps happening? So, yeah, he is easily replaceable from a tech perspective.

However, I do think he does bring one skill to the table: at least in his current postcoke incarnation, he seems capable of not burning bridges with guests, at least not immediately. A lot of people who have come on either a) wouldn't have come on with just PPP or b) would come on once, get hammered by PPP, and never return. He also knows how to work the paypiggies. Andy does a decent job of playing "good cop" especially when not drunk. Surfer wasn't going to line up guests the way Andy does, or provide a show structure where Ashton could focus on his entertaining spergouts.

Also, while I think anyone listening knows that PPP brings more than 50% of the value of the show, hey, a deal's a deal. Ashton wasn't going to make this show happen on his own. Plenty of people have gotten into partnerships where one partner does less over the years and the other partners resent them getting a full share. It's not uncommon at all. However, if they didn't spend some of their first few thousand dollars on making a formal deal rather than just a handshake deal to split everything, then they are both fucking idiots and have nothing to complain about. No idea how that all works in Canada, but it probably doesn't cost that much to have a lawyer draw up an operating agreement and will save them so much pain in the years to come. I get why it wouldn't have been top of their list when the show started as they had no idea if it would crash and burn the first week. But now? No excuses.

Seriously, Leafbros, I want the show to continue... get your paperwork shit in order!

 

[zionlion1488]

Good, since he no longer looks like Matthew mcconnaughey in the Mechanic

Am I missing something or did you mean Christian Bale in the Machinist?

 

[Martial Autist]

Andy does a decent job of playing "good cop" especially when not drunk. Surfer wasn't going to line up guests the way Andy does, or provide a show structure where Ashton could focus on his entertaining spergouts.

Other than Jim's appearances, the guests, structure and Andy's own inputs ARE what has been killing the kino. The show would be way better if it started when the news was fresh, went as long as it needed to and did not feature shitty guests just for the sake of it. The ONLY benefit of the current show schedule and organization is that it allows the paypigs an easy and predictable time to tune in, and we have no idea if that is by warski's design or not.