Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[Lance Private Drop Off]

A Spanish alog needs to find Ralph and taunt him with a red cloth like a matador.

That's for bulls, Ralphy baby is a cow. He's even growing a decent set of udders.

 

[break these cuffs]

I think he might have a filter but I 100% think a trip to Europe where he walks and can’t get fast food and junk throughout the day, and the local food is not to his sugar/salt palette, will make him lose 25 lbs no problem.

Unfortunately he will reverse it all once he returns home to endless cheap greasy food.

Your lack of faith in Gunt's ability to drink fuckloads of empty calories is concerning.

 

[smellybutthole]

will make him lose 25 lbs no problem.

Lose 25lbs of water, boast about it on stream for 6 months while overeating because "you're a lean and fit ralphamale" now, add 50lbs back and die from a heart attack while taking a crap.

 

[Telemeter]

Your lack of faith in Gunt's ability to drink fuckloads of empty calories is concerning.

Well, they are empty so they don't count, the Ralphemale wins again!

 

[AnOminous]

I think he might have a filter but I 100% think a trip to Europe where he walks and can’t get fast food and junk throughout the day, and the local food is not to his sugar/salt palette, will make him lose 25 lbs no problem.

Maybe being repeatedly beaten actually burns calories. He could come up with a fad diet that involves traveling around to various cities and getting beaten into a coma.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

He might as well just scream "COME AND FIND ME".

Where in the world can we beat the shit out of Ethan Ralph?

 

[UtadaWasabi2]

Is this the thread for Ralphamale goes to Spain?
I think nothing will happen this time. It too soon. And Ralph probably on high alert for a possibility of "incident" too.

 

[AnOminous]

Is this the thread for Ralphamale goes to Spain?
I think nothing will happen this time. It too soon. And Ralph probably on high alert for a possibility of "incident" too.

I think it's now the general Ralph traveling around and getting beaten up thread.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Is this the thread for Ralphamale goes to Spain?
I think nothing will happen this time. It too soon. And Ralph probably on high alert for a possibility of "incident" too.

Nothing will happen but I do think it would be very funny if he somehow ended up in Pamplona in the middle of the running of the bulls chat and he got trampled because he was too busy reading this post to pay attention.

Ralph watch out!

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Im really hoping some moron shows up to fuck with and slap around, reethan everywhere he goes from now on. Not just in europe.

 

[Odogaron_big_red_dog]

Im really hoping some moron shows up to fuck with and slap around, reethan everywhere he goes from now on. Not just in europe.

I don't like the idea of violence for no reason, but Ethan Ralph kept drawing first blood on everyone around him. He deserves whatever misery comes his way. He keeps starting shit and acting Internet Tough Guy? Reality will catch up eventually.

 

[FinnSven]

Im really hoping some moron shows up to fuck with and slap around, reethan everywhere he goes from now on. Not just in europe.

It makes me think of that simpsons episode in which Homer and Marge are trying to get it on in the mini golf windmill.

They are quickly discovered and so Moe decides to fill the Windmill with Carbon monoxide from his car exhaust.

Upon seeing the fumes, Homer asks “Why are people always trying to kill me”?

I would like to see a Ralph video with him trapped in a confined space, fumes rising as he asks the same thing!

 

[AnOminous]

Im really hoping some moron shows up to fuck with and slap around, reethan everywhere he goes from now on. Not just in europe.

I hope there's a different Moron of the Week who wins the Where's Waldo contest and gets to beat Ralph down on livestream.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I hope there's a different Moron of the Week who wins the Where's Waldo contest and gets to beat Ralph down on livestream.

Streets of RagePig or GuntFighter?

 

[Braphamut]

Streets of RagePig or GuntFighter?

Piller Instinct
Kang of Flaggers
Shart of Fighting
Double DragGunt
Fecal Fury
Streak Fighter
Hamurai Slowdown
Crack Shaq-Fu
Piggy Rage
Lolcow Kombat
Guilty Queer

 

[Molag Bal]

podo.org really took a big win over flam
i must admit it even though guy is a creep

There's something very bizarre about seeing a streamer pearl-clutch on his own stream about how streaming is not productive or creative.

 

[AltisticRight]

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Once you see the thumb-gunt you can never unsee it.

Nice thinning filter with those fake Gucci sunglasses, Ralph.
Look at how pudgy those hooves are. Someone should remove the background and turn this into an exploitable.

 

[Rabid Weasels]

I hope the next person to beat him is left handed so we can have a little science project examing the effects of right side brain injury vs left side brain injury.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Nice thinning filter with those fake Gucci sunglasses, Ralph.
Look at how pudgy those hooves are. Someone should remove the background and turn this into an exploitable.

Ask and you shall receive

 

[AltisticRight]

Ask and you shall receive
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Even when he's being ploughed during pride month, he doesn't forget us!