Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

I would argue that they fucked up Palpatine in RoS and turned him into a dumbass.

He created Snoke unnecessarily, clumsily announced his “return” and got himself killed, clearly not learning from the results of the fight he had with Mace Windu.

He went from cunning authoritarian to generic world/galaxy-ending villain #1065.
In terms of like actual achievements. But in writing Sheev is terrible in Rise of Skywalker. Like he was not even fun
Sheev in TROS feels like a parody of Palpatine stitched together with memes from the prequelmemes subreddit and a 5 year old's understanding of the character. He has none of the qualities that made him so good in the OT or PT. Not even McDiarmid's acting can save it because everything around him is so shit. You don't even get to listen to his "message to the galaxy" without playing fucking Fortnite.

He legit didn't exist for 2 films, then he does. Then they never bother to explain it. I hope the nostalgia pandering was worth destroying Anakin's legacy once and for all.
 
>establishing shots of Mustafar
>no Vader theme
>Vader suits up and threatens the Strong Black Woman™
>no Vader theme
>Vader starts killing people
>no Vader theme or a score similar to Vader/Empire
Imagine doing the score for a KENOBI miniseries and not using the themes related to the characters...


If he cuts himself from the Force then there are less chances of attracting Vader and his inquisitors.
True.
You're forgetting the most important part: Tom Cruise only makes films to entertain his audience (and satiate his adrenaline fetish), not push some woke political message or intentionally divide people. He cares about the products he puts out. It's like what Star Wars used to be, pure entertainment for everyone. I don't think he's even mentioned Scientology once since that shitshow Chanology video leaked 15 years ago. I have no idea who he voted for in 2020. If he worked at Kennedyfilm he'd be peddling Xenu and D&I in his flicks and calling everyone bigots on twitter. No wonder they want to slander him. I'd rather get more films from someone like him than 99.9% of the hacks, faggots, and worthless assholes who run Hollywood. I'm looking forward to seeing Top Gun this weekend.

I wonder if he's actually brainwashed and held against his will
Given that he changed the jacket back and looked to stop appeasing China, I'm tempted to actually pay for Top Gun 2.
 
Because Lucas is from the Viet Nam generation which grew up on oldschool Westerns which were either Cowboys VS Indians or factual like the one where Burt Lancaster played Massai. No wonder soldiers called Nam Indian country. If you substitute Tatooine for the Frontier then the Jawas are the semi-civilized tribes who you can get along with while the Tuskens are the renegades who'll hang you up by your legs and roast your brain over and open fire for kicks. A successful Tusken raiding party would and should look like something straight from the pages of Blood Meridian IMHO:

“A legion of horribles, hundreds in number, half naked or clad in costumes attic or biblical or wardrobed out of a fevered dream with the skins of animals and silk finery and pieces of uniform still tracked with the blood of prior owners, coats of slain dragoons, frogged and braided cavalry jackets, one in a stovepipe hat and one with an umbrella and one in white stockings and a bloodstained wedding veil and some in headgear or cranefeathers or rawhide helmets that bore the horns of bull or buffalo and one in a pigeontailed coat worn backwards and otherwise naked and one in the armor of a Spanish conquistador, the breastplate and pauldrons deeply dented with old blows of mace or sabre done in another country by men whose very bones were dust and many with their braids spliced up with the hair of other beasts until they trailed upon the ground and their horses’ ears and tails worked with bits of brightly colored cloth and one whose horse’s whole head was painted crimson red and all the horsemen’s faces gaudy and grotesque with daubings like a company of mounted clowns, death hilarious, all howling in a barbarous tongue and riding down upon them like a horde from a hell more horrible yet than the brimstone land of Christian reckoning, screeching and yammering and clothed in smoke like those vaporous beings in regions beyond right knowing where the eye wanders and the lip jerks and drools.”

This is description of a Comanche raiding party the main character's troop encountered. The way the Comanche waged war would honestly make the average SS-soldier go pale: gang rapes, slave raids, torture, senseless slaughter and savagery. These warriors raided deep into the heart of Mexico and almost stopped Manifest Destiny. The Apache renegades hiding in the Northern Sierra Madre kept slaughtering Mexicans into the 1930s. They were exterminated by vigilantes led by one tough hombre named Francisco Fimbres who wanted to avenge his wife.

That'd be a pretty cool movie.

Look how they massacred my boy.
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George must be weeping into his piles of cash. Dude did everything he could to keep his baby out of the hands of soulless corporate suits, and in a moment of old man weakness he fell for the grift and sold out to a company of super predators who turned out to be a thousand times worse than any '70s era studio ever was.

What the fuck is with the bouncing camera? There are shots of the characters just standing there and the cameraman is flinging around like he's on speed.

Kenobi is a punk bitch who had to be saved by a strong independent woman who doesn't need a man. My theory: Obi-Wan will be inspired by Reva's strong example and noble sacrifice which is why he's able to stand up to Vader in ANH. There will be books and stuff that will have him outright say she was his role model.
 
Honestly the Sequel Trilogy did every single character from the OT terribly except for fucking Sheev

Luke = Pretty much became Jake Skywalker and this asshole who became a hermit due to his own retarded mistakes and never did shit.

Han - Regressed back into being a smuggler and lost his own ship.

Leia - You explained it all.

Lando - Became a dumb old fart who just does random shit, doesn't do shit.

Chewbacca - All his friends die except Lando, a girl stole his friend's ship, treated like a pet, and is rewarded with a medal from a long time ago that feels hollow.

C-3P0 - Honestly not much of a character, but really the only OT character who deserved to lose everything because Anthony Daniels is an asshole.

R2-D2 - Didn't have much but uh made some robot friends

Vader - Entire sacrifice is meaningless and the Emperor just comes back to repeat the cycle.

Ben and Yoda - Pretty much were proven right given how Luke immensely fucked up and he should've just slaughtered Vader and the Emperor himself.

The Emperor - Is alive somehow, made his empire rise up again, and his plan ultimately succeeded by having Rey kill him.
Show Kenobi would've been a fat, alcoholic loser like Endgame Thor if ANH wouldn't exist. I'm willing to die on this hill.

That man probably fought Tusken raiders daily IN HIS HOUSE (which Disney didn't even bother to recreate despite the fact that it has a separate article with floorplans on Wookieepedia) in the Jundland Wastes until they learned not to fuck with the old man but that can't be touched upon because of "stolen land". I wish these leftist fucks would care about the rights and survival of European Natives this much, we'd have this continent hermetically sealed by now.
(and Finn to a lesser extent)
I've had the "pleasure" to argue with people who said his arc was completed. Boyega was rightfully pissed.

Also: remember when that clearly straight dude had to pretend he and Isaacs were holding hands on the movie poster because the nu fan section has never heard of friendship between two males, started shipping them and the studio started queerbaiting?

 
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I am going to be honest and say that there are certain parts of Kenobi I have enjoyed. I do like how we see that he is a little more distant and not quick to action. Only because it is a little bit more of a realistic depiction of how post episode 4 he could of probably acted. Also considering that he hasn't seen or even remotely considered that Anakin survived Mustafar is a likely hood as well, and it sort of explains when we have the duel on the Death Star in episode 4; He refers to Anakin as Darth and distinguished the difference between Vader and Anakin.

Honestly I thought it was a bit too early for the encounter because I would of liked to see Vader do more of the leg work involved with finding Kenobi. As well, some of the dialogue is a bit clunky when Vader is present. Though I think it was a bit of a pleasant surprise that they decided to go a little bit of a different route with the show, but I still would of preferred the original concept based on the novel.

Leia is a likable character and is interesting to see her have a bigger presence in the show. I do like the exchange in dialogue considering Obi Wan being reminded of Padme with Anakin's reckless behaviour in the days of the Clone Wars. Kenobi being a low point is probably the best way I think the show could of went.

Vader in this show is the depiction I have wanted to see for a long time. When he is present you know it is a force of nature, like the physical embodiment of death. Him just toying with Kenobi and playing with his feelings and conflict regarding his former master is a bit telling. Reminded me of a reverse Bespin duel. Vader assumed that Kenobi would of given a better fight, especially for that is what the audience anticipated as well. Seeing a broken Obi Wan is more interesting in my mind, because we know of him later on in the series as the wise old sage, purely on the defensive.

Though not to say there are not negatives in the show. The Inquisitors where always stupid characters and destroyed the mystery and charm of Vader being the Jedi hunter he was depicted as in the EU. I hated how the retconned that aspect to his character. I always imagined Vader not looking for outside help when it came to his own pursuit of Kenobi and the Inquisitors being integral to his encounter feels a bit not believable. Along with the aspect that Vader would of seen these wanna be Sith more as rivals than as assets.

Reva is a shit character because she really has no purpose in the show beyond just being filler or a stand in to Vader. As well she has very little reason to know what she knows about Vader being Anakin. That is a huge continuity error because I don't think anyone knew that beyond maybe Tarkin and Thrawn suspecting that they are two in the same and that was never actually confirmed. Plus her screeching just ruins the show, an antagonist with little substance, but to get the story moving along. I don't hate the character for the reasons the Twitter fags at Disney corp are stating. I hate the character because she doesn't belong or have much impact on the overall continuity and if anything it creates more plotholes than it does fill.

This is why the EU in so many ways is superior to the Disney cannon because the side characters were purely just that. They didn't take away attention from the protagonist rather aided the protagonist. I really can care less about Revas side arc, because this is what the majority of the remaining episodes are going to end up covering. The Inquisitors are filler characters and honestly beyond the Disney cannon, would of never manifested, because of the problems with these characters. They add nothing of substance and get in the way of the bigger story.

Kenobi in itself isn't a bad show and is one of the better things to come out of the franchise.
 
True.

Given that he changed the jacket back and looked to stop appeasing China, I'm tempted to actually pay for Top Gun 2.
I think they recognized that there’s no point in censoring your films for China if you’re going to just squeeze at most a few million from there except if you’re making the most pro-Chinese military, anti-foreigner, CGI-infected schlock out there like Transformers.
 
Why in the blue fuck didn't we have the Imperial March or some new variation on it playing when Vader started his rampage through the village? At least we would have had some sliver of nostalgia that made it worth it. God that "duel" was absolutely idiotic. If the canon didn't need Kenobi to live with infinite plot-armour, by all rules Obi-Wan would have been slaughtered after 5 seconds of flimsy lightsaber clunking.

I remember myself getting excited when they announced all the series after the first Mando season, because I genuinely enjoyed that. Fast forward to now, there are too many good shows out there to waste time on any more of this rubbish.
 
Also: remember when that clearly straight dude had to pretend he and Isaacs were holding hands on the movie poster because the nu fan section has never heard of friendship between two males, started shipping them and the studio started queerbaiting?
I can't imagine being the a guy like Boyega especially considering he's black and where he's from having to pretend you're playing a homosexual for brownie points and dancing like a monkey for some corporation that doesn't give a damn about you. It's embarrassing. I remember hearing more about obnoxious shippers putting Poe and Finn together when TFA was popular over Rey and Kylo. Shippers uniroincally are incapable understand male friendships, or relationships at all.

Or maybe he actually believes it idk
I think they recognized that there’s no point in censoring your films for China if you’re going to just squeeze at most a few million from there except if you’re making the most pro-Chinese military, anti-foreigner, CGI-infected schlock out there like Transformers.
Iger had a hardcore boner for China and did everything to pander to them for political favor. It didn't work too well for Star Wars and now with Bob Chapek Disney doesn't seem to give a shit anymore. I don't even think the newest MCU movies have come out in China.
 
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Reading the reactions to this absolute piece of shit in the comments is some of the most soul-rending shit I've been subjected to. These cumsoomers have no idea what good writing and creativity look like. Up until yesterday I still had the smallest flicker of hope that someday Star Wars might be back, and I would feel the excitment I felt when I played X-Wing and Tie-Fighter as a teenager in the early 90s.

But this was the final nail in the coffin. It's truly dead, and it died in 2012 as far as I'm concerned. I've gotten rid of what little I had of Disney Star Wars (it was just a TFA Blu-Ray, I stopped playing EA Battlefront years ago and never got any of the newer games), and will treasure all 6 of Lucas' films and all the amazing games created under Lucasarts in the 90s and 00s until the end. Nothing beyond 2012 exists anymore for me. I'm not even mad, I'm in mourning.
 
Reading the reactions to this absolute piece of shit in the comments is some of the most soul-rending shit I've been subjected to. These cumsoomers have no idea what good writing and creativity look like. Up until yesterday I still had the smallest flicker of hope that someday Star Wars might be back, and I would feel the excitment I felt when I played X-Wing and Tie-Fighter as a teenager in the early 90s.

But this was the final nail in the coffin. It's truly dead, and it died in 2012 as far as I'm concerned. I've gotten rid of what little I had of Disney Star Wars (it was just a TFA Blu-Ray, I stopped playing EA Battlefront years ago and never got any of the newer games), and will treasure all 6 of Lucas' films and all the amazing games created under Lucasarts in the 90s and 00s until the end. Nothing beyond 2012 exists anymore for me. I'm not even mad, I'm in mourning.
And to think these are the same idiots who also consider this crap to be a good plot line:



And they (and its creator) actually consider this fan edit to be "great dialogue" despite sounding like a borderline parody and they want it to be added to ANH because 'muh hallway scene canon'.

Youtube commenters are borderline braindead consoomers of the most vapid order. Even worse than redditors. Also notice how one in every three of those commenters are just empty accounts with no favorites, likes or subscriptions. I honestly think Youtube might have as many bots as twitter by now.
 
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... Also notice how one in every three of those commenters are just empty accounts with no favorites, likes or subscriptions. I honestly think Youtube might have as many bots as twitter by now.
Reading the comments, I believe it. These mainstream sites are now so full of corporate controlled bots nobody can really get an accurate picture of people's true feelings. Hence why everything is fucked, and will continue to be fucked. But I don't care anymore, just makes me appreciate more what we already had years ago.
 
And to think these are the same idiots who also consider this crap to be a good plot line:

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And they (and its creator) actually consider this fan edit to be "great dialogue" despite sounding like a borderline parody and they want it to be added to ANH because 'muh hallway scene canon'.

Youtube commenters are borderline braindead consoomers of the most vapid order. Even worse than redditors. Also notice how one in every three of those commenters are just empty accounts with no favorites, likes or subscriptions. I honestly think Youtube might have as many bots as twitter by now.
I was under the impression that it is a parody, given that it comes from Auralnauts.
"Do you not remember Yoda, Admiral? ...This happened in your lifetime, Motti."
 
And to think these are the same idiots who also consider this crap to be a good plot line:

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And they (and its creator) actually consider this fan edit to be "great dialogue" despite sounding like a borderline parody and they want it to be added to ANH because 'muh hallway scene canon'.

Youtube commenters are borderline braindead consoomers of the most vapid order. Even worse than redditors. Also notice how one in every three of those commenters are just empty accounts with no favorites, likes or subscriptions. I honestly think Youtube might have as many bots as twitter by now.
I just watched this edit and dear lord it's so cringe. Vader sounds like he's written by a 14 year old trying to sound cool.
 
And to think these are the same idiots who also consider this crap to be a good plot line:

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And they (and its creator) actually consider this fan edit to be "great dialogue" despite sounding like a borderline parody and they want it to be added to ANH because 'muh hallway scene canon'.

Youtube commenters are borderline braindead consoomers of the most vapid order. Even worse than redditors. Also notice how one in every three of those commenters are just empty accounts with no favorites, likes or subscriptions. I honestly think Youtube might have as many bots as twitter by now.
You could've fooled me that's not a parody. It sounds exactly like something from a how it should have ended video.
 
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