Lolcow Dragonlordfrodo / Michael Constantino

Criminal Contempt is an A misdemeanor. It would be a fine and slap on the wrist for a crazy person like DLF if he didn't go to jail for harassment earlier. I doubt he'd get more than the 60 days he got before.
Ya that's most likely what will be happening
 
Yea that shit is straight out of an 80s Troma film. Here's an email his mom sent to that Monty guy who is stalking DLF for whatever reason. She says hes not treating his diabetes and thats why hes getting all of these cysts and shit. He has a giant one on his ass, and I guess he's staying in the medical ward for now.
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Anyways, once I find some time, I'll post some interesting videos and stories of DLF considering my past with him. Fun times.
 
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Please do, it's always good to hear the stories from another point of view. Almost everytime DLF tells them you can either tell that he is full of shit right away or he later contradicts himself in another video.

The knife debacle with his mother for example, we only had his side of the story until the phone leaks. His parents turned out to be incredibly patient people. Anyone else would have put his ass in jail over that.
 
Someone on one of my facebook groups posted a summary of the interview. Looks like I was mentioned a couple times (I was the first one to get him arrested, not the 2nd). His mom def. hates me. Oh well. I think she reads this forum too because I heard mention of Kiwifarms while I was scrolling through the video. I'm gonna start watching at the beginning because this is so hilarious to me.
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I also can't stand this Monty guy. I have no idea why he's so obsessed with DLF.


0:49:00 - They do a quick run down of his arrests. Mentions me real quick, then Brandy aka BARF (Monty confuses BARF with JOOSIE, which shows his lack of DLF history) and then they talk about his first (and only) girlfriend, Amy. They mention she was on a gameshow, so if any of you hounds can find that footage I would love to see it. This is Amy btw. I would love to know what Gameshow would put this in front of a camera. https://www.facebook.com/amy.mus

0:53:20 - "The Clint Carr one, I stood in the back and that was just crap". Ha. He was making gun threats towards me AND then posted a video on youtube where he shot pictures of my face with a pellet gun. He was also calling my phone for hours upon hours. Showed up to my house with hired muscle to fight me, and showed up to my house with a knife waving it around. The funny thing was, the thing that got him arrested was the photoshopped pictures he kept sending me over facebook of my face on gay porn.

1:24:00 - This is where she talks about DLF's gay/sexual experience in a group home. I wish she went into more detail.

1:51:00 - This is where she talks about DLF losing his virginity to Amy and how they fucked on her bed.

1:56:00 - She talks about how small his dick is. This is where they mention Kiwifarms.

2:15:00 - She talks about his small dick again. classic.
 
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Regarding the comments about no good DLF compilation channels for funny moments, I don't know of any that are constantly posting stuff, but a few good random videos pop up from time to time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZsSedNs3do , https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPz0ovvTkUY
But yeah, seems DLF doesn't really have dedicated channels like KingCobra and others do. Probably too many hours of dull/negative content and nobody takes the time to find the few moments he does something funny.

Regarding the momma scrunch stream, it was pretty good. She seems okay. Not sure I believed everything. Saying he has Prader-Willi syndrome and that's why he can't stop eating, who am I to doubt it but he just seems like a typical fat fuck to me. He loses weight just fine when in a controlled environment like jail, he came out smaller last time and regained it all. With the way he plays up his victimhood about everything, I have never heard him mention that he has some issue that makes him eat the way he does, he didn't mention anything about suffering in jail last time in regards to having less to eat, and I've been watching his content for at least a few years now. Never heard him mention this. All I've ever heard him say is that he's autistic and that he has T2 diabetes that he ignores. He'd gladly make himself more of a victim by talking about other diagnoses if he had them, I think. Her saying that he used to figure out how to scam multiple meals from different family members by saying that nobody fed him just sounds like something normal fat people do, hoarding of food and deception about what you've been eating etc.

That syndrome lists many other symptoms (such as certain facial features) that I'm not sure he has (maybe underdeveloped genitals fits the bill). But if she's claiming he truly received this diagnosis, ok then. But the willingness to throw some major diagnosis at every little thing about him seems like what set his life on the path it is on. Now with the info she provided it's apparently that he's autistic, schizophrenic, I forget what else she rattled off. I pretty much only believe autism as being accurate and he is extremely high functioning, I don't even know why he receives the level of assistance that he does. He's physically capable of riding his bike or walking all over the place, navigates the city on his own, operates all this technology he uses to stream all the time, built his own PC, makes phone calls to order food, contacts his social workers whenever he needs anything, uses public transportation, he seems totally capable of living normally other than not trying at all to contain his emotional outbursts. You're not "schizophrenic" just because you copy the personalities of the people around you like she was describing. I have never seen more than one version of "Michael" being displayed in all the hours I have watched his content. He's on camera almost every day of his life, I don't see any evidence of these other mental illnesses.

I think she mainly wanted to defend the family members against the stupid accusations DLF has been making and that's fine. If he's telling the truth that some therapist gave him the idea that his uncle pinching his fat or teasing him qualifies as sexual abuse, he was really running with that. Because it's obvious to me, DLF knows the smartest thing he can do is play up his victimhood in every situation that he can. It got him this far, he gets free money in the mail and people treating him like he is disabled, lives a life of getting high and getting takeout food in a decent apartment that is provided for him and doesn't have to do anything all day. I'm sure a lot of people would be happy to have that. So he knows what has worked for him so far. Everything that ever happens to him he acts like he is being heinously attacked, like how they needed to remodel the inside of his apartment recently and make it even nicer for him. He kept complaining that it was derailing his life because he has so many important things to do with his time but he was sick of waiting for them to get it done, and then, how awful, he had to go stay in a nice hotel room for a while as they worked on his apartment.

The claim that this started with a vaccine and a 4 day coma is interesting. She talked about wishing the archive channels would take down the old home movies because she thinks that's too personal, which is interesting because those videos seem to me to show just how normal he was at one point. There's a video where he's getting a haircut and he seems like a completely normal, coherent, goofy kid. Footage from family holidays where he seemed normal. Even up to more recent videos he talked twice as fast and was more coherent, I don't know why he suddenly talks at half speed. I don't doubt that DLF is not exactly normal but I can't shake the feeling this is an amazing scam. He himself was just recently bragging about how good he is at manipulating any tests or questioning they might give them. I can't blame him for thinking he is good at it because he has clearly fooled people in his favor so far.

I think I am most fascinated with how he gets away with what he does. I know people with debilitating issues who get denied disability and don't get the cushy life that this guy does. I wanted to believe the people who said he might lose his apartment or benefits because of being in jail again, but now momma clarified that there should be no risk that he'll lose any of that still, his apartment will still be there and everything else. So he'll get out of jail whenever he does, he'll have a stack of government checks waiting for him to cash, and he'll come back and livestream and share his jail stories and regain whatever weight he loses. I think at this rate, someday something much worse is going to happen either to him from not taking care of himself or to somebody else who gets into it with him. People just keep giving him money and all he does with it is eat junk (she said his sugar level was over 550 once tested in jail this time) and buy drugs. He laughs at his own body falling apart.

If I'm keeping everything straight about his legal issues, right now this is all just about the contempt charge which was apparently for violating the parole he didn't know he was on with his drug use, and also possibly all the shit talking he did on live stream, so even if this is settled in early June then he still has to have the trail for the harassment case and there may be additional fallout from that.
 
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Another Momma Scrunch stream, nothing really interesting this time, don't waste your time unless you're bored


Claimed DLF was a Fisher Price and Levi's model when he was young and cute. (yeah, that goes along well with saying he has Prader-Willi syndrome where people have abnormal facial characteristics).

Mostly made it sound again like this family is pretty well-off; it's hilarious that this guy gets to be a drain on the system. Talked about how he would get multiple separate birthday celebrations from all different sides of the family. Confirmed in relation to stories about events at a casino where DLF had a job that she and her husband both are black card casino members where they play poker, black card being 50k spent in a year. Showed off a massive bag of ticket stubs from concerts and events they attend and says she has about 10 bags full that she wanted to turn into a mosaic.

Admitted that she caves into still helping him, put money into his commissary fund again this time while her husband refuses to be involved in helping anymore. Confirmed he really does have access to a tablet right now with limited access to email and some mobile games but that they check any incoming/outgoing emails.

She said something about possibly expecting DLF to need to stay in the medical ward even longer than early June. Well, she said 6-8 weeks as if counting from today, but I don't know if she really means she expects him to be in jail longer than anyone was estimating at this point just because of needing that thing to heal.

Again made everything about him a disability or disorder, around 1:33:40 she goes "ever hear Mike do this when he's talking?" and she does the most basic typical "ahem" clearing of her throat, and proceeds to say that's a vocal tick related to asperger's. Yes I've heard DLF clear his throat when he talks for 4 hours at a time, never would have made something of it. Said she also wonders if he is bi-polar because of how he can rant for 6 hours at a time. Once again, very telling that everything about DLF there is a desire to throw a diagnosis at it. In this stream alone again we heard autism, asperger's, intermittent explosive personality disorder, bipolar, schizophrenic, OCD (because he'll start a story all over again if you interrupt him). She says "Dr. Nintendo" before he died flat out told her "your son is bat shit crazy".

Bizarro world watching Monty's audience praise her and say she did an awesome job, and due to her interviews people are now saying they "understand more" about DLF and sound more sympathetic towards him. I think he's going to come back to a larger audience than ever lol.

Someone asked her if she hopes after every jail visit that DLF will learn a lesson and she said no, she expects he will just do the same things over again, but she wishes the court would decide to limit his internet access or something along those lines.
 
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