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So is our boy out?
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Doesn't look like it, he hasn't streamed on his channel, or odyssey, or bitchute accounts, and he doesn't show up in the NY state inmate lookup. Also momma scrunch hasn't posted anything on her facebook, she would if he had been released.

He doesn't have any orbiters that might keep on touch with him during lockup, maybe Monty but i don't wanna contact the guy.

Time will tell, the beast will out.
 
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Stornoway said:
Doesn't look like it, he hasn't streamed on his channel, or odyssey, or bitchute accounts, and he doesn't show up in the NY state inmate lookup. Also momma scrunch hasn't posted anything on her facebook, she would if he had been released.

He doesn't have any orbiters that might keep on touch with him during lockup, maybe Monty but i don't wanna contact the guy.

Time will tell, the beast will out.
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He's still on the Niagara county inmate search.
 
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He's out
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Mama bailed him out and took him out for dinner. Her tough talk on the streams was an act lol. No wonder the father says he has washed his hands of this and tells her if she helps him it better be her own money. It's clear who the enabler is here.

Now he needs to get to the bank because all his government checks have been piling up at home!
 
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End of first stream back, he says he was collecting apple seeds in jail for an attempt at suicide, and that he wrote a suicide letter detailing that he is guilty of other crimes (felony level, multiple life sentences according to him) including that there are other women he has harassed in similar fashion to what he is in trouble for now. But, when he called his mom and asked her for the bail today and she agreed, he ripped up the letter, flushed it, and threw out the seeds. Says he recorded another video where he mentions these same things that is being uploaded.

First stream and he's in a hurry to say more dumb stuff out loud.
 
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Homie is smoking a J on camera straight out of the can after saying all the CO's watch his videos. he's not afraid cause if McCoochie comes knockin' he'll just buck-fifty his ass with a sharpened toothbrush
 
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I only made it an hour, as an hour in he starts vidya sperging, but highlights include the following
- Takes a shit on stream, loud fart
- Had to be in the SHU for his butt cyst
- They didn't check his ass in booking. He said he could have snuck a joint in his ass. Talks about his ass A LOT.
- Said the chains they put on his legs made him look like a goth kid and all he needed to match was some JNCO jeans
 
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ChexMix88 said:
I haven't been really keeping up with fat boy. Anyone know how long he'd get if he has sent back to the slammer?
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If I were a betting man, I would say he's going back in for a while.
He certainly seems spooked in the most recent 5hr long video he just posted.
 
Yeah, i have a feeling that he is not telling everything that happened, just his version. A few days ago he posted an outdoors stream where he was raving in the streets because the bus he takes home changed route. A lady at the bus stop asked him about the camera on his shoulder and he went off raving looking for another bus stop because he couldn't deal with that question, or that lady.

Also, it's hilarious that whenever a car slows down to let him cross the street he gets pissed off and starts swearing up a storm in public.
 
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Can't wait for tomorrow. Hopefully he gets some serious hard time and it actually makes him rethink his life. But I'll keep my expectations low.
 
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