DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .

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He pretty much has to know that his "membership" is really just a couple dents inflating the numbers. But I do wonder, because of how he occasionally says things like "Wahw, 5000 members and nobody in chat", as if it's a surprise.
I don't think that's him being surprised. I interpret it as him telling his slaves to pick up the pace and spam nonsense as if there were lots of people chatting.
 
Yep skimming through his stuff he's a wanna be streamer, this YT page has everything:


Anyway he among others are these pathetic leeches that think somehow they'll gain traction off Phil and presumably his trolls.

oh dear god, he's one of those "this is a thing on the internet so I made into a short...I made this" content creators. Youtube shorts, the only thing more cancer than the youtube explore section.
 
Im a big fan of this. He gets really salty for trolling him on reddit. It costs nothing us.
Most interesting thing to happen on the stream in a while. Keep it up, everyone. More subreddits. More comments sections reminding everyone he is "that guy" where he can't do anything about it. (Disclaimer: These are suggestions, not instructions.)

Just a few off-hand:
r/Trashy
r/Iamatotalpieceofshit
r/Scams r/Scammers
r/narcissism
r/Cults
r/GachaGaming
 
More exposure doesn't help Phil, it just draws more eyes to him, which makes him paranoid. Keep coping though Phil, also you said you don't read kiwifarts?

He contradicts himself with the cope that the extra views are helping when he's said before he barely gets anything for ads. Then he walks it back when the YouTube paycheck is being sent soon so he can beg for more tips because "the check is gonna be really late you guys". Phil, the extra 10k views will amount to an extra $20 at most which isn't enough for any big pulls. Phil wipes he gouty islamic ass with $20.
 
Guys, Phil is such a coward he is terrified of going to the mall for fear there may be someone who recognizes him and interaction is required.
Shivers in fear peeking out the window blinds every time he hears a noise, dreading it is an army of detractors making their charge to lay siege to his gout keep.
He has ran from every confrontation his entire pathetic life.
You honestly believe he entertained the notion of being part of a fight even for a moment?
And this? Also exactly why he's lying about these "power walks"... (such bodycringe this lie 😣 leave it to Joffrey to invent a storetcon to flex(?) ... & he picks a 75 year old woman thing as his fake physical activity...)

But yeah, imagine this callow sack of dogshit venturing any further than his porch, while not surrounded by the makeshift safety of his hogmobile car.

I know, neither can I. Because it'd never happen.

He shits his diaper & hurples off to the window to make sure deetrakturz aren't scaling up his drainpipe to murder him every time he hears a truck backing up outside. He unironically believes he can't announce a rough time frame for it if he wants to go to the zoo because he'll get swatted there. It goes on & on, because he's legitimately insane.

There's no way this retard is going on mile-long walks, lolol. Do you know how many manholes, sewers, bushes, & the entire sky he'd have to be monitoring at all times, lest people with dissenting opinions pop out & stab him with constructive criticism?! Or something?

Lol.
 
My grandfather and I went to see Top Gun: Maverick and just want to say I'm glad Phil "doesn't have time" to go see movies. Top Gun: Maverick's too good for him.

Sure he didn't see the new Top Gun movie, but you know what movie he did see? A Christmas Story. "Now let me tell you about the first time I saw this movie duhuh"
 
Yep skimming through his stuff he's a wanna be streamer, this YT page has everything:


Anyway he among others are these pathetic leeches that think somehow they'll gain traction off Phil and presumably his trolls.

When I go to his channel, I get this under all the different tabs except for 'about'. Haha, somebody here responsible?

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