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I dunno, horses are smart in their own ways. I have ridden ones that were completely lazy fucks and even when whipped and spur kicked would hardly be assed to trot and I have been on some that did actually sort to have their own sort of pride in their work and responded without a lot of force. I have been on horses that bolted over nothing I ever could figure out (terrifying every fucking time) and some who altered me to a true danger before I ever saw or heard it. It is sort of like riding an oversized dog. Some dogs are smarter than others, more loyal than others, more friendly than others. But I would put a horse in the same intelligence range as a dog as yes, they have to learn how to recognize a very limited human vocabulary, can be taught to do all kinds of work, and do live about 30 years so they can learn some shit over time. Cows are mostly retarded because unless we were keeping them for oxen, there was no reason to breed for any intelligence. Same with sheep and goats and chickens, but all have their own individual personalities and some can surprise you from time to time.Raising horses is generally a liability, not an asset. If you eliminate the people that are little more than shit-shovellers with a barn and some land you're probably talking about a few thousand professional equestrians on the planet. That's probably where you're most likely to find a "normal" horse-person if you're going to find them at all. The vast, vast majority are breaking even at best to support their own hobby or they know they are throwing their husband/father's money away. They are the grown up girls who had Lisa Frank trapper keepers with the neon horses and shit. If we're being frank here you and I both know labeling them "wives" is unreasonably optimistic.
They're as flighty and stress-prone as sheep. Dumber than some of the more clever swine I've handled. They are dangerous like cattle while marginally more intelligent. I know plenty of folks with a room temperature IQ that can win that mental chess match every single time. If you're weak or overly emotional I can see where you might think they require exceptional physicality. For men working on farms it's no trouble at all usually. The closest thing you've had to a good take is identifying them as reactionary animals. If we could find a way to replicate the unrequited love horse-girls have for their stupid animals we could virtually eliminate SIDs and infanticide.
So what flavor Sped-equestrian are you? Bong, cowboy, or semen specialist?
I might've been a bit unfair to good horses in my description. As toxic as that was it barely illuminates a sliver of the loathing I have for horse people. I get people like you, and want to make it clear you are not a horse-person. Referring to those into breeding as "semen specialist" was a not-so-veiled jab at the lengths some are more than happy to go to. I don't care how much you love the horse, or how necessary it is, you shouldn't be happy about having to jack it off. I've had horse girls laugh at me for vocalizing that opinion when they were joking about "taking care of" their intact horses when they get too pent up. It's fucking weird.I dunno, horses are smart in their own ways. I have ridden ones that were completely lazy fucks and even when whipped and spur kicked would hardly be assed to trot and I have been on some that did actually sort to have their own sort of pride in their work and responded without a lot of force. I have been on horses that bolted over nothing I ever could figure out (terrifying every fucking time) and some who altered me to a true danger before I ever saw or heard it. It is sort of like riding an oversized dog. Some dogs are smarter than others, more loyal than others, more friendly than others. But I would put a horse in the same intelligence range as a dog as yes, they have to learn how to recognize a very limited human vocabulary, can be taught to do all kinds of work, and do live about 30 years so they can learn some shit over time. Cows are mostly retarded because unless we were keeping them for oxen, there was no reason to breed for any intelligence. Same with sheep and goats and chickens, but all have their own individual personalities and some can surprise you from time to time.
I don't own a horse or lease one. I just like riding them borrowed on occasion from friends or family or taking riding lessons. But owning one, oof, no. Not unless we were going 150 years in the past as a society.
Um yeah...if it is a gelding, you do have to clean out its dickcheese from time to time because it never has a chance or want to clean it himself. As for a stallion, there is no reason to keep stallions other than breeding and there is no reason to have to jack him off either. He either gets that in the artificial mare or the real one. I have never heard of having to jack them off to relieve pressure. It reminds me of that father that was proud of jacking off his adult retard son to relive his pressure. It is fucked up.I might've been a bit unfair to good horses in my description. As toxic as that was it barely illuminates a sliver of the loathing I have for horse people. I get people like you, and want to make it clear you are not a horse-person. Referring to those into breeding as "semen specialist" was a not-so-veiled jab at the lengths some are more than happy to go to. I don't care how much you love the horse, or how necessary it is, you shouldn't be happy about having to jack it off. I've had horse girls laugh at me for vocalizing that opinion when they were joking about "taking care of" their intact horses when they get too pent up. It's fucking weird.
There's a lot of breeding operations* around me that will allow barn fees to be paid in work. There's also lots of vets hiring techs and future-vets will undercut competitive wages because of how good the right name on their CV will look. I thankfully was not subjected to learning the details or the frequency. Believe it or not that was a small part of that doozy of a day's insanity. You ever have an octogenarian, who looks as brown and as wrinkled as the oldest saddlebag, shamelessly proposition and grope you?Um yeah...if it is a gelding, you do have to clean out its dickcheese from time to time because it never has a chance or want to clean it himself. As for a stallion, there is no reason to keep stallions other than breeding and there is no reason to have to jack him off either. He either gets that in the artificial mare or the real one. I have never heard of having to jack them off to relieve pressure. It reminds me of that father that was proud of jacking off his adult retard son to relive his pressure. It is fucked up.
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