Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[AnOminous]

No wonder hope is depressed having that fat bastard punch her in the nose and shining lasers in her face. Does she even go for walkies? Probably fed shit food. I feel so bad for that animal

She reminds me of those fucked-up semi-feral beagles Barb has/had. Except even Barb wasn't stupid enough to get gypped and sold a fake beagle.

 

[TenMilesWide]

Does she even go for walkies?

Very charitable of you to even ask, I take one look at the Scalfani household and assume the answer is a hard no.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

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How much did Jack spend on Hope? Better hope it's more than doggy anti-depressants.

Any...hope...that it was just a hot day and the dog was feeling lazy? I'm more of a cat person so don't know all the nuances.

Sigh...I just don't like animal abuse and I wish even Jack wouldn't stoop to that level.

I don't think Jack is outright abusive, at least to not any extreme degree. He's an asshole but he's not sadistic. Jack's mistreatment of Hope is just standard low iq stupid dog owner crap. Anecdotally I've seen more people mistreat their dogs than raise them properly. Crap diets, no training no exercise, locking them up in crates/apartments alone most of the time, not spending time with them, not understanding body language or behavior, not spending a cent on medical issues, and so on. All of it is depressingly common, so many people think dogs are just accessories and get them for the sake of it.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Any...hope...that it was just a hot day and the dog was feeling lazy? I'm more of a cat person so don't know all the nuances.

Sigh...I just don't like animal abuse and I wish even Jack wouldn't stoop to that level.

Young dogs love running around and will beg to be let outside almost constantly. This even more so for a beagle/collie mix like HOPE (two very active breeds) - unless they're already tired from playing, or from being chronically depressed.

 

[Aunt Myrna]

Any...hope...that it was just a hot day and the dog was feeling lazy? I'm more of a cat person so don't know all the nuances.

Sigh...I just don't like animal abuse and I wish even Jack wouldn't stoop to that level.

No doubt HOPE is not treated as well as she deserves. It comes with the territory. But this picture of her laying on the deck is being blown out of proportion as usual with the smallest tidbits of information ITT.

 

[RL Steinbeck]

Also what’s the fuck does OBJ means

[OBJ] is object replacement character in Unicode. We’re seeing it because Jack is using talk-to-text and Facebook can’t parse whatever emoji he’s trying to insert so it shows the placeholder character instead. It’s an easy fix either before or after posting, but Lazy Jack can’t be bothered or just doesn’t care enough to fix it.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

I personally don't order burgers out anymore. If I'm going to a steak house I want steak. Fast Food burgers are trash honestly there is a reason they drown them in condiments. I can make any version of a fast food burger at home for cheaper and it will be league's better. Hell if I want a "Big Mac" I take my 100% ground beef and not fillers burger add good American Cheese from a deli well better than the plastic wrap stuff, Pickles, diced onions, shredded ice berg lettuce, and some thousand island dressing. Put it own a toasted sesame seed bun done same flavor profile and way fucking better.

As for Hope run girl run away those fatties can't catch you.

 

[AnOminous]

But this picture of her laying on the deck is being blown out of proportion as usual with the smallest tidbits of information ITT.

We've also seen that every interaction he's had with the dog has been completely negative.

I personally don't order burgers out anymore. If I'm going to a steak house I want steak.

I generally don't order steak out because the markup is ludicrously insane. If I do it's going to be somewhere memorable where I don't care about the cost. I usually prefer my own burgers too but it's not like you're paying $50 for one of those just to get something middle of the road.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

We've also seen that every interaction he's had with the dog has been completely negative.

I generally don't order steak out because the markup is ludicrously insane. If I do it's going to be somewhere memorable where I don't care about the cost. I usually prefer my own burgers too but it's not like you're paying $50 for one of those just to get something middle of the road.

Most steakhouses I've been to have been a huge ripoff and I can make a better steak on my grill while chugging a beer for 1/4 of the price.

Maybe I'm in the wrong area for good steakhouses but they're one of my least favorite types of restaurants on the whole. I have had a few excellent steaks while eating out though.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

We've also seen that every interaction he's had with the dog has been completely negative.

I generally don't order steak out because the markup is ludicrously insane. If I do it's going to be somewhere memorable where I don't care about the cost. I usually prefer my own burgers too but it's not like you're paying $50 for one of those just to get something middle of the road.

I don't go to steak houses often either so if I go I want to try want they're known for. I will admit if at a mom and pop type establishment for lunch or dinner I will try the burger, but that's about the only time I order a burger.

 

[densedance]

I live in a "relatively" small town & most of the steakhouses here serve Hotstone only because of that whole Social Media stigma.. Even if I order my Steak rare they don't wanna serve it without a stone. I fucking hate that. First of all, I'll smell like I would stand behind the stove/grill the whole night & second why do I need to cook it myself? I mean I get it, it takes the heat out of the kitchen if the customer can cook it for his own. Should I bring my dusty Chef Jacket back the next time I wanna eat?

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I personally don't order burgers out anymore. If I'm going to a steak house I want steak. Fast Food burgers are trash honestly there is a reason they drown them in condiments. I can make any version of a fast food burger at home for cheaper and it will be league's better. Hell if I want a "Big Mac" I take my 100% ground beef and not fillers burger add good American Cheese from a deli well better than the plastic wrap stuff, Pickles, diced onions, shredded ice berg lettuce, and some thousand island dressing. Put it own a toasted sesame seed bun done same flavor profile and way fucking better.

As for Hope run girl run away those fatties can't catch you.

Cowboy Kent has you covered:

The man is such the anti-Jack. Personable, makes food you want to eat and can be hired to cook for groups out in the country.

I generally don't order steak out because the markup is ludicrously insane.

Same here. When I go out it's to get something we typically can't get at home. The only time I order a steak in a restaurant is if we're traveling or it's something like a dry aged rib eye.

I live in a "relatively" small town & most of the steakhouses here serve Hotstone only because of that whole Social Media stigma.. Even if I order my Steak rare they don't wanna serve it without a stone. I fucking hate that. First of all, I'll smell like I would stand behind the stove/grill the whole night & second why do I need to cook it myself? I mean I get it, it takes the heat out of the kitchen if the customer can cook it for his own. Should I bring my dusty Chef Jacket back the next time I wanna eat?

I've eaten at places like that but I don't get the attraction. It's not like hibachi cooking where you have a charcoal pit in the middle of the table. It's just a stone with a Sterno container under it.

 

[AnOminous]

First of all, I'll smell like I would stand behind the stove/grill the whole night & second why do I need to cook it myself?

Why the FUCK would I pay to cook it myself when I can do it at home for free? Exactly what added benefit is there if these fucking monkeys won't even do their job?

 

[Adamska]

I live in a "relatively" small town & most of the steakhouses here serve Hotstone only because of that whole Social Media stigma.. Even if I order my Steak rare they don't wanna serve it without a stone. I fucking hate that. First of all, I'll smell like I would stand behind the stove/grill the whole night & second why do I need to cook it myself? I mean I get it, it takes the heat out of the kitchen if the customer can cook it for his own. Should I bring my dusty Chef Jacket back the next time I wanna eat?

I'd honest to god just get up and leave if I was told I had to cook my own meal in a restaurant like that. If I bought it I'd damn well fight to not pay for it and refuse to touch it, since I came to pay money so that I don't have to cook personally.

 

[Lenzperkins]

Well I am now MATI. This worthless human being shouldn't be allowed to be responsible for another life, let alone a dogs. He can't even take care of himself.


I can't watch the video with sound at work - was it his grill or was it the person in the videos grill?

He owned the Vision Grill. but no clue on the Big Green Egg. Funny thing is at one point he got a Char grill Kamado but it's made out of steel and not ceramic. Re-watching the video, he clearly has no clue on BBQ and the classic, leave the membrane on the ribs.

Just in case anyone wants to watch through the Instagram videos of a clearly homosexual man-child, here you go.

Spoiler: Dat Boi Ain't Right: The Archive

Spoiler: Dat Boi Likes His Muscles

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Spoiler: Dat Boi Likes Looking at Himself

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Spoiler: Dat Boi Likes Looking at Bois

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Spoiler: Dat Boi Likes His Vidya

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Spoiler: Dat Boi Has Dogs and a Wife, I Guess

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We're all just jealous.

The one video showing Junior's man going from pudgy to lean, but Junior is still fat. The guy is delusional like his father.

 

[desudesu]

The one video showing Junior's man going from pudgy to lean, but Junior is still fat. The guy is delusional like his father.

Lmao, Qali bought into the meme of all strength and zero cardio. Is he trying to get the BLOATLORD physique? Because if so, he's halfway there. I bet he feels inferior as shit seeing all his twink friends become muscley Tiktok twinks.

 

[TurdFondler]

I guess really I have more of a gripe with sous vide burgers than anything else. They take practically no time at all to make regularly. I get it's a logistics thing for some of these fast food places but really if you don't have some sort of a flat top you can chuck the patties on, you probably shouldn't be selling hamburgers anyway.

Yeah it's actually incredibly retarded to somehow not have a flat top, but I guess arby's ran the numbers and figured they'd make a tidy profit doing it this way. They're probably frozen in between being cooked sous vide and delivered to arby's, no way they're getting fresh burgs every 4 days or less.

Deep frying makes sense because it'll reheat the burger and add some flavor that was lost in the freezing process. I don't know why they wouldn't melt the cheese under the heat lamps. They have to have them. It's going to be a gross burger either way, and a waste of wagyu.

 

[AnOminous]

It's going to be a gross burger either way, and a waste of wagyu.

I seriously doubt it is wagyu other than by a ridiculously contrived justification. It's not like there's a legal definition in the U.S.

 

[Lenzperkins]

"I still have my left arm!"

 

[cuddle striker]

Lmao, Qali bought into the meme of all strength and zero cardio. Is he trying to get the BLOATLORD physique? Because if so, he's halfway there. I bet he feels inferior as shit seeing all his twink friends become muscley Tiktok twinks.

he's a hog.

also poor dog, nobody in that house goes for walkies.