Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Stained Racecar Bed]

Reviewing the new WAGYU burger. Does fatty have anything to say about the meat?

No, he just makes retarded faces, says "ok" then summarizes that you can taste the "char" something that has entirely to do with preparation and nothing with the quality of the meat.

I would love to see Jack's comments on actual A5 wagyu. The bitching over the price and the tiny servings would be hilarious. He wouldn't have the sense of taste or vocabulary to describe it either.

Oh you can taste the 'char' eh Jack? That's funny considering "The patty is cooked "sous vide" offsite and apparently finished by deep-frying because the Arby's kitchen setup doesn't have a grill top (they're also microwaved briefly prior to serving to melt the cheese on top of the patty). The burgers come in two varieties: Deluxe and Bacon Ranch." Brand Eating

Do you randomly smell burnt toast as well Jack?

 

[Richard Mongler]

Oh you can taste the 'char' eh Jack? That's funny considering "The patty is cooked "sous vide" offsite and apparently finished by deep-frying because the Arby's kitchen setup doesn't have a grill top (they're also microwaved briefly prior to serving to melt the cheese on top of the patty). The burgers come in two varieties: Deluxe and Bacon Ranch." Brand Eating

Do you randomly smell burnt toast as well Jack?

Not that I'd ever go to fucking Arby's for a burger anyway, but jesus wept, people okay with eating deep fried burgers must be suicidal on some level.

 

[Sev07]

WHICH KAMADO

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

A true wagyu burger would be completely pointless, anyway, given that the whole point of wagyu is its marbling. With a burger, marbling doesn't really matter.

The burger looks okay but it doesn't look anything special, either. It looks like what you'd expect an Arby's burger to look like.

Yeah but it's marketing speak and people are drawn in by things like that. It's like years ago you'd find "Kobe sliders" on some menus or a "Kobe hot dog" on another. The idea was they were grinding up Kobe style beef but as you say, the point of the beef is the marbling. When you grind it up it's just ground beef with extra fat.

And that's why he liked it. It was extra fatty. Meaning in his mind it's keto.

Not that I'd ever go to fucking Arby's for a burger anyway, but jesus wept, people okay with eating deep fried burgers must be suicidal on some level.

It's one way to finish a sous-vide burger or there's a method out there called "cryofrying" to finish these things to give you crispy burger.

Long story short you cook it sous-vide. Dunk it into liquid nitrogen just for a moment and then drop it into some hot oil. Never tried it myself because, seriously that sounds disgusting, but it's a genuine method to finish your patty.

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WHICH KAMADO

Like this faggot needs another smoker. Much less one like a Big Green Egg. Make no mistake, it's one hell of a grill / smoker but it's expensive and it should be the last one you buy for many many years. But he's going to buy one, use it twice and then leave it as part of the smoker graveyard on his deck.

 

[Richard Mongler]

I guess really I have more of a gripe with sous vide burgers than anything else. They take practically no time at all to make regularly. I get it's a logistics thing for some of these fast food places but really if you don't have some sort of a flat top you can chuck the patties on, you probably shouldn't be selling hamburgers anyway.

 

[AnOminous]

Okay as with most stupid Jackoff reviews, I checked the reviewbrah version for a palate cleanser. They both usually get whatever is being heavily advertised anyway.

Here's reviewbrah's:

The main notable thing is they actually do put a fuckton of that sauce on there. Reviewbrah doesn't like that, but otherwise likes the burger. The patty is actually pretty huge, so there's that. Essentially, it's a fast food version of a steakhouse burger. I personally wouldn't eat this thing as it looks way too greasy. Maybe without the sauce.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Okay as with most stupid Jackoff reviews, I checked the reviewbrah version for a palate cleanser. They both usually get whatever is being heavily advertised anyway.

Here's reviewbrah's:

The main notable thing is they actually do put a fuckton of that sauce on there. Reviewbrah doesn't like that, but otherwise likes the burger. The patty is actually pretty huge, so there's that. Essentially, it's a fast food version of a steakhouse burger. I personally wouldn't eat this thing as it looks way too greasy. Maybe without the sauce.

What gets me is they microwave it. what’s the point? To melt the cheese? It’s fuckin expensive and they do that. Stuff like that always get to me. It’s like going to a restaurant, paying 20 bucks for a burger and they microwave it. Imo it’s stupid, but I can see why a mutt like Jack likes this shit.

 

[captkrisma]

Jack has driven HOPE to depression in less than a year. My god.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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Jack seems like a guy who would ignores his pets unless he’s taking a pic to post on his fb. Also what’s the fuck does OBJ means

 

[Quixotic Man]

What gets me is they microwave it. what’s the point? To melt the cheese? It’s fuckin expensive and they do that. Stuff like that always get to me. It’s like going to a restaurant, paying 20 bucks for a burger and they microwave it. Imo it’s stupid, but I can see why a mutt like Jack likes this shit.

How the fuck does Arby's not have broilers to melt cheese?

They only do sandwiches for fucks sake.

Also Hope is 0% Beagle.

 

[AnOminous]

Jack has driven HOPE to depression in less than a year. My god.

This fuckwad thinks just because he doesn't actually post pictures of him beating that poor dog with a shoe or kicking it, he's not documenting his abuse.

 

[Dead Air]

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Oh for fucks sake. Didn't he say the other day "He was on the phone with Kamado". Guess they didn't want to send him a $1800 grill? Yeah. These things are that expensive for those that don't know. The Big Green Egg is very similiar to a Kamado but they are slightly less expensive at $1400ish depending on what size he gets. They can go 2k+ for the big ones with accessories - especially the Kamados. I can't imagine Tammy allowing this asshole to burn 2k when its obvious from recent facebook boomering that they are hurting for money.

Aside from all that, these are wood/charcoal fired cookers and we all know Jack knows fuck all about using that kind of fuel. They are made out of ceramic and hold heat incredibly well for low and slow smoking. Because of this you don't need to use nearly as much charcoal or wood as you would with something like those cheap pellet grills he uses or that one charcoal grill he has used recently that are made out of thin sheet metal. Jack is gonna try and cook on that thing after filling the basket up to the brim with charcoal briquets and he's not going to know how to use the valves to control his air flow and keep the temp stable inside. He's gonna burn the fuck out of everything he puts on it and he's probably gonna be too stupid to know why. Not to mention these things weigh almost 200 lbs.

 

[Lenzperkins]

Oh for fucks sake. Didn't he say the other day "He was on the phone with Kamado". Guess they didn't want to send him a $1800 grill? Yeah. These things are that expensive for those that don't know. The Big Green Egg is very similiar to a Kamado but they are slightly less expensive at $1400ish depending on what size he gets. They can go 2k+ for the big ones with accessories - especially the Kamados. I can't imagine Tammy allowing this asshole to burn 2k when its obvious from recent facebook boomering that they are hurting for money.

Aside from all that, these are wood/charcoal fired cookers and we all know Jack knows fuck all about using that kind of fuel. They are made out of ceramic and hold heat incredibly well for low and slow smoking. Because of this you don't need to use nearly as much charcoal or wood as you would with something like those cheap pellet grills he uses or that one charcoal grill he has used recently that are made out of thin sheet metal. Jack is gonna try and cook on that thing after filling the basket up to the brim with charcoal briquets and he's not going to know how to use the valves to control his air flow and keep the temp stable inside. He's gonna burn the fuck out of everything he puts on it and he's probably gonna be too stupid to know why. Not to mention these things weigh almost 200 lbs.

Cocksucker already did one.

 

[Wendell Stamps]

Long story short you cook it sous-vide. Dunk it into liquid nitrogen just for a moment and then drop it into some hot oil

This is the most time-wasting least efficient shit on burger cooking that I’ve ever seen. I’m sure the resulting product is tasty (maybe?). Actually, what does this even accomplish? I’m imagining a super crispy outside and decently juicy/greasy middle…which could be accomplished a million other ways.

I’d love to see Jack attempt this method though. Maybe he’ll use the stroke arm to dip the patty into the liquid nitrogen, and he fucks up; the whole arm slides in, and it just shatters into a million pieces when it slings itself into the countertop.

 

[Dead Air]

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Well I am now MATI. This worthless human being shouldn't be allowed to be responsible for another life, let alone a dogs. He can't even take care of himself.

Cocksucker already did one.

I can't watch the video with sound at work - was it his grill or was it the person in the videos grill?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

How the fuck does Arby's not have broilers to melt cheese?

They only do sandwiches for fucks sake.

Also Hope is 0% Beagle.

Lol he said the seller on fb said it was a pure beagle. Lol always trust dog breeders on fb lmao

This fuckwad thinks just because he doesn't actually post pictures of him beating that poor dog with a shoe or kicking it, he's not documenting his abuse.

He does seem like a guy who would beat his dog for any reason. A lot of religious folks do that. I guess it’s the “god gave us these animals for our own use” mentality. Poor doggo. Out of all the people who could of gotten him, he got Jack.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

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In case you're wondering what happens when you train a puppy by slapping it in the face, this is how they grow up. HOPE has learned that humans are a source of pain, and any attempt to socialize will be either ignored or punished. On top of that she probably feels tired and crappy all the time from getting human food snacks. Why can't this garbage human being just have his final cardiovascular event already?

 

[AnOminous]

Cocksucker already did one.

Even when the fat fuck had a functioning arm, his "rub" style was just to drop shit on the meat like a retard, and let it lay there in piles.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

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Any...hope...that it was just a hot day and the dog was feeling lazy? I'm more of a cat person so don't know all the nuances.

Sigh...I just don't like animal abuse and I wish even Jack wouldn't stoop to that level.

 

[salmonellajack]

No wonder hope is depressed having that fat bastard punch her in the nose and shining lasers in her face. Does she even go for walkies? Probably fed shit food. I feel so bad for that animal