RaidenAUndertale
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Why do I get the feeling he will either cancel it or announce that he won't be actually watching the legit response but rather ask for an edited video?
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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Huggler
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You can hear the soy through the tweet.
"MAJOR announcement!" and the worst of it all: "Saturday's upcoming React! Event"
Nigga why you try hard to hype the most boring shit ever, look bummy at it, and type this autistic way?
Oh yeah, you're on the spectrum.
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"Ladies and gentleman *throat clear* I have sad news *snort* I realized the voting poll was sadly rigged by the trolls *throat clear* so I won't do the DSP react to the voted video *snort* Instead I will do a DTRH video as an impromptu
react. Sound good? *snort* ok. Btw I need your tips more then ever despite the new height in memberships. Ok then *throat clear*
Or the alternaitve version "I found out that the video is not in it's original state so I can't do a react as i don't have the means to get the original *snoooooort*
John Deere-Tractor
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DSP apologizing always remind me of the South Park BP "We're Sorry" episode. Its so very VERY fake.
SilverReaper
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Most of the time it's not even "I'm sorry" with him , it's "Obviously, I apologize" which is really annoying. It's like trying to make an apology as distant and non personal as possible
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Shamelessly taken from @Piece of Peace illegal re-stream. Phil is on normal and spends 50% of the time complaining about the enemies having perfect grenade throws while spraying full auto. Top gamer in the country everyone.
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He's already broke YouTube TOS and Community Guide Lines by offering rewards for subs, Memberships, likes and views. If he now says he won't do it but thanks for the money dummies it would make him look even more like a con artist against.
But again it wouldn't be the fist time he's scammed the viewers for money and then reneged on a promise.
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Dave's "muh depression" got to him.
Or he ran into something he couldn't debunk and blame on John and Rambo.
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It doesn't matter how much money the paypigs throw at Phil to make the trolls punch the air, they could gift Phil 2000 subs and pay him $500 a day and it still wouldn't be enough, he'd still be living his shitty existance and end up bankrupt in another five or so years. Anyone that thinks Phil is somehow winning in this situation needs to remember this isn't a chessmaster we're watching but a bumbling drunkard
My guess is that he'll make one day a 'react' day where he rocks and just narrates whatever he sees on screen. This will save the channel for sure.
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The real snort blues.
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1- He hates video games.
2- He got more $ from react crap compared to his recent gaming streams.
So it makes perfect sense.
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The begsey roll
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I've never seen someone suck so hard at an Uncharted game. You can see where the problem is too. This denthead doesn't understand that you're supposed to go cover to cover and the enemies using grenades to flush the player out is a deliberate design choice. He thinks whichever cover he's currently behind is made of Undestroyium and that he should thusly and robustly be able to just park his ass behind one piece of cover while enemies march in a column towards him like they're a Napoleonic line infantry regiment.
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Phil hasn't even mastered crouch jump or shooting at someone's head. If you expect him to go cover to cover you might as well ask him to explain general relativity.
PieceofShet
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He had no idea he can move the cursor up to the head when using console auto aim, until he played Red Dead2. That totally bluw my mind. He plays shitty console games all his life and he doesnt know such a basic thing. His stupidity, retardation.... incredible.
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Moves like a butterfly, stinks like a pig.
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There are one of two things going in here so Doody isn't entirely wrong.
1. Phil is priming. This means that when things are low he says that 1MM tipped something and he's adding it. Since we no longer have access to his bank statements we can't determine whether this is the case as the amount transferred would be off by the amount 1MM contributed. This would prove Doody right in that Phil is priming to get more of his dents to buy in. He isn't tipping himself, as his stupid pop up doesn't show up.
Another way to prove it would be to have someone make a fake YT account named 1MM and donate any amount then gauge his reaction.
2. It is Jeff, but he gives Phil a lump sum every month like the fucker is paying rent at a time when the stream is down and Phil just adds in a nominal amount daily to make it look like it's a regular contribution (even though he probably blew it all within 2 days.)
He admitted to trolling about that one but Phil has let slip they were sleeping in separate rooms at one point (when he was sick) so who knows if that still is the case.
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YokuNamaTwo
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*TRANSLATION*
"There is way too much scathing shit they addressed about me that I can't spin, lie, or manipulate into believability for you idiots. So I'm still going to keep your fucking money, but I'm just not gonna do what you voted for! Plus, it was really only one guy that donated all the subs for the sub goal anyway! I asked him and he said he didn't care what I reacted to! He will enjoy it regardless! I've already instructed my mods to ban anyone crying about it so this is your one and final warning you fucking peasants."
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I have updated my profile to correctly reflect DSP's ambitious new career direction.