Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Tom Hanks has had a lot of movies where he does an accent, but I'm guessing that top tweet is referring most recently to his role in the upcoming Elvis biopic. It's kind of amusing to poke fun at, to be sure, but then Bobby comes along and has to explain the humor away. Wet blanket, much?

That reply to Bob, though...is this furfag aware that Tim Allen is very well-loved still? Obviously Pixar keeps asking him to come back for the endless Toy Story sequels, and I'm assuming they didn't go with him for the Lightyear movie because it's the "real" Buzz and not a toy, not because he's persona non grata or something. Hell, look at the smashing success of Last Man Standing, which ran for nine seasons and enjoyed consistently high ratings throughout its run, and only ended because they felt it was a good time to quit. That doesn't sound like a hated figure to me, except by terminally-online Twitter tards that hate anyone remotely conservative.

Finally, I just wanted an excuse to post this video:
In just two sentences Bob packed about four things he doesn't understand in the slightest. Impressive.
And then MOS comes along and tries to top his idiocy by declaring DC's film efforts a failure, despite pretty much all of their capeshit making good money, not to mention Joker winning an Oscar people care about instead of just the VFX ones like Marvel's output. I won't deny that they've had some missteps, but it's kind of because of that that I still somewhat care about what they put out. You might get a quality movie, you might get a dumpster fire, but it's generally pretty entertaining either way.

Marvel is consistently average, but after a couple dozen of their movies, the formula is far too easy to spot now, and I just don't have the patience for it anymore. Not to mention that I don't think they can come up with a decent story to build up to again on the same level of Daddy Thanos, and no amount of Blobbo cheerleading "SECRET WARS SECRET WARS" will change my mind. I bailed after Endgame and I haven't watched any Marvel capeshit since. I may watch GotG3 just because those movies have always been pretty fun, but other than that, I'm happy to let go. I got a (mostly) satisfying conclusion to my time investment, and I don't want to watch them spin wheels for another decade.
 
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What a hot take, with Bob's seal of approval too.

In what world is a beloved celebrity who occasionally bit back at his conniving bitch gold-digging "wife" being supported by friends the same as all of Hollywood defending a legitimate pedophile-rapist?

I wish all journalists and Twitterati a very happy the Rebels at the end of Rogue One.
But the Rebels actually accomplished something at the end of Rogue One. How are these guys ever going to do that?
 
Tom Hanks has had a lot of movies where he does an accent, but I'm guessing that top tweet is referring most recently to his role in the upcoming Elvis biopic. It's kind of amusing to poke fun at, to be sure, but then Bobby comes along and has to explain the humor away. Wet blanket, much?

That reply to Bob, though...is this furfag aware that Tim Allen is very well-loved still? Obviously Pixar keeps asking him to come back for the endless Toy Story sequels, and I'm assuming they didn't go with him for the Lightyear movie because it's the "real" Buzz and not a toy, not because he's persona non grata or something. Hell, look at the smashing success of Last Man Standing, which ran for nine seasons and enjoyed consistently high ratings throughout its run, and only ended because they felt it was a good time to quit. That doesn't sound like a hated figure to me, except by terminally-online Twitter tards that hate anyone remotely conservative.
They hate Tim Allen because Allen is honest that he's a registered Republican. But he's not even a Jon Voight Trump Enslavement Syndrome Republican, just your ordinary Boomer who likes BBQ.

It's the same reason they love to hate Kelsey Grammar.
 
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What a hot take, with Bob's seal of approval too.

In what world is a beloved celebrity who occasionally bit back at his conniving bitch gold-digging "wife" being supported by friends the same as all of Hollywood defending a legitimate pedophile-rapist?

I wish all journalists and Twitterati a very happy the Rebels at the end of Rogue One.

Bob must really like wanting to be fucked by Amber Heard despite the bitch being worse than Bob and would fuck him over harder than what Ellis did. Not even his own fucking side in terms of politics wants Heard. The fact this fat cunt is delusional enough to think he is being a righteous, little soldier by "protecting women" is laughable.

If anything the Polanski comparison only fucking works if Amber won. Not Johnny who despite his flaws still manages to be a far better person than Polanski.

Holy fuck, keep being Bob. No woman will ever have sex with you, Chipman.
 
Some guy calls Bob out for his mindless consooming from a few days ago.
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Bob attempts to dunk on a black man and it goes as well as if he tried it in real life.
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I checked Codine's feed and he seems to pass the sniff test of being black. He definitely doesn't like pedos, which is understandable.

I need to stress for anyone who finds this that as of right now I do not believe that is a pedo and his niece and nephew are in no danger of getting diddled by him. He's never given any inclination of it. He never even defended Cuties. He defended the dumbass woman movie reviewer who said "Yeah it's creepy but it's a wonderful coming of age tale told by a female POC" because she has a vagina and I think was from Boston. Bob is not a pedophile.

What he is an apologist. He will make whatever excuse he needs to or turn any blind eye away from whatever uncomfortable truth about the side he wants to win. You can see it in the top tweet.
HUR DUR WHO CARE DEY ERASE OR COVER UP DA BLACK PEOPLE IN RACIST WAE SPECIFICALLY TO SELL MOVIE TO PEOPLE WHO HATE BLACKS! MOVIE SAY RACISM BAD! I WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
He has admitted to being ok with history and current events being rewritten by an actual 1984 style Ministry of Truth saying something like people cannot process too much information and need someone to distil the correct truth to them. If anyone remembers where that tweet is, would you please link it? I've tried all the keywords I can think of and cannot find it here or on twitter If it came out tomorrow that he knew that BimboPolitics was actually Laruelei Bailiey, knew of his groomer discord and someone confronted him about it he'd either just go quiet or brush it aside saying it's a bunch of MAGAchuds angry that they can't groom confused young boys because this discord is too busy getting them the help they need.
 
Bob must really like wanting to be fucked by Amber Heard despite the bitch being worse than Bob and would fuck him over harder than what Ellis did. Not even his own fucking side in terms of politics wants Heard. The fact this fat cunt is delusional enough to think he is being a righteous, little soldier by "protecting women" is laughable.

If anything the Polanski comparison only fucking works if Amber won. Not Johnny who despite his flaws still manages to be a far better person than Polanski.

Holy fuck, keep being Bob. No woman will ever have sex with you, Chipman.
Bob is the exact kind of guy whose so obsessed with his own ideology that he'd get into a toxic relationship and use feminism as a denial mechanism.
 
Some guy calls Bob out for his mindless consooming from a few days ago.
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Bob attempts to dunk on a black man and it goes as well as if he tried it in real life.
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I checked Codine's feed and he seems to pass the sniff test of being black. He definitely doesn't like pedos, which is understandable.

I need to stress for anyone who finds this that as of right now I do not believe that is a pedo and his niece and nephew are in no danger of getting diddled by him. He's never given any inclination of it. He never even defended Cuties. He defended the dumbass woman movie reviewer who said "Yeah it's creepy but it's a wonderful coming of age tale told by a female POC" because she has a vagina and I think was from Boston. Bob is not a pedophile.

What he is an apologist. He will make whatever excuse he needs to or turn any blind eye away from whatever uncomfortable truth about the side he wants to win. You can see it in the top tweet.

He has admitted to being ok with history and current events being rewritten by an actual 1984 style Ministry of Truth saying something like people cannot process too much information and need someone to distil the correct truth to them. If anyone remembers where that tweet is, would you please link it? I've tried all the keywords I can think of and cannot find it here or on twitter If it came out tomorrow that he knew that BimboPolitics was actually Laruelei Bailiey, knew of his groomer discord and someone confronted him about it he'd either just go quiet or brush it aside saying it's a bunch of MAGAchuds angry that they can't groom confused young boys because this discord is too busy getting them the help they need.
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Some guy calls Bob out for his mindless consooming from a few days ago.
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Bob attempts to dunk on a black man and it goes as well as if he tried it in real life.
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I checked Codine's feed and he seems to pass the sniff test of being black. He definitely doesn't like pedos, which is understandable.

I need to stress for anyone who finds this that as of right now I do not believe that is a pedo and his niece and nephew are in no danger of getting diddled by him. He's never given any inclination of it. He never even defended Cuties. He defended the dumbass woman movie reviewer who said "Yeah it's creepy but it's a wonderful coming of age tale told by a female POC" because she has a vagina and I think was from Boston. Bob is not a pedophile.

What he is an apologist. He will make whatever excuse he needs to or turn any blind eye away from whatever uncomfortable truth about the side he wants to win. You can see it in the top tweet.

He has admitted to being ok with history and current events being rewritten by an actual 1984 style Ministry of Truth saying something like people cannot process too much information and need someone to distil the correct truth to them. If anyone remembers where that tweet is, would you please link it? I've tried all the keywords I can think of and cannot find it here or on twitter If it came out tomorrow that he knew that BimboPolitics was actually Laruelei Bailiey, knew of his groomer discord and someone confronted him about it he'd either just go quiet or brush it aside saying it's a bunch of MAGAchuds angry that they can't groom confused young boys because this discord is too busy getting them the help they need.
I'm not saying you're wrong just that if the world comes to believe Blobby is a pedo and forces him to be even more secluded than he already is and causes him distress someday. Well I'm not going to lose sleep over it.

I mean remember there are no bad tactics only bad targets.
 
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It's even worse and more condescending than I even remember

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I'm not saying you're wrong just that if the world comes to believe Blobby is a pedo and forces him to be even more secluded than he already is and causes him distress someday. Well I'm not going to lose sleep over it.

I mean remember there are no bad tactics only bad targets.
I feel you, I really do. it would be Bob getting a taste of his own medicine. However I do not like throwing around the word pedophile all willy nilly. These dumb shits have already cheapened the word enough and diluted it to the point where if you like a picture of Gawr Gura their reaction is "oh you must like fucking a child in the ass". I personally have adopted Null approach to this and treat the word pedophile like a loaded gun. I do not point it at someone unless I intend to kill them.
Groomers cannot imagine people having legitimate needs to inspect children's genitals. (Ohio's "Save Women Sports" Act. The page doesn't open for me, but the bill goes by Sub H.B. No.151)
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The GOP never forbid kids, even "trans kids", to play sports; the kids just have to join the correct team.
Look at this filthy foreigner trying to access our government documents! :hah:
The Ohio bill seems to be pretty on par with others we've seen.
As Introduced 134th General Assembly Regular Session S. B. No. 132 2021-2022 Senator Roegner A B I L L To enact sections 3313.5317 and 3345.561 of the Revised Code to enact the "Save Women's Sports Act" to require schools, state institutions of higher education, and private colleges to designate separate single-sex teams and sports for each sex. BE IT ENACTED BY THE GENERAL ASSEMBLY OF THE STATE OF OHIO: Section 1. That sections 3313.5317 and 3345.561 of the Revised Code be enacted to read as follows: Sec. 3313.5317. (A) Each school that participates in athletic competitions or events administered by an organization that regulates interscholastic athletic conferences or events shall designate interscholastic athletic teams based on the sex of the participants as follows: (1) Separate teams for participants of the female sex within female sports divisions; (2) Separate teams for participants of the male sex within male sports divisions; (3) If applicable, co-ed teams for participants of the

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female and male sexes within co-ed sports divisions. (B) No school, interscholastic conference, or organization that regulates interscholastic athletics shall permit individuals of the male sex to participate on athletic teams or in athletic competitions designated only for participants of the female sex. (C) If a participant's sex is disputed, the participant shall establish the participant's sex by presenting a signed physician's statement indicating the participant's sex based upon only the following: (1) The participant's internal and external reproductive anatomy; (2) The participant's normal endogenously produced levels of testosterone; (3) An analysis of the participant's genetic makeup. (D) No agency or political subdivision of the state and no accrediting organization or athletic association that operates or has business activities in this state shall process a complaint, begin an investigation, or take any other adverse action against a school or school district for maintaining separate single-sex interscholastic athletic teams or sports. (E)(1) Any participant who is deprived of an athletic opportunity or suffers a direct or indirect harm as a result of a violation of this section shall have a private cause of action for injunctive relief, damages, and any other relief available against the school, school district, interscholastic conference, or organization that regulates interscholastic athletics. (2) Any participant who is subject to retaliation or other

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adverse action by a school, school district, interscholastic conference, or organization that regulates interscholastic athletics as a result of reporting a violation of this section shall have a private cause of action for injunctive relief, damages, and any other relief available against the entity that takes the retaliatory or other adverse action. (3) Any school or school district that suffers any direct or indirect harm as a result of a violation of division (D) of this section shall have a private cause of action for injunctive relief, damages, and any other relief available against the agency, political subdivision, accrediting organization, or athletic association that violates that division. (F) Any civil action brought as a result of a violation of this section shall be initiated within two years after the date on which the violation occurs. Persons or organizations who prevail on a claim brought pursuant to this section shall be entitled to monetary damages, including for any psychological, emotional, or physical harm suffered, reasonable attorney's fees and costs, and any other appropriate relief. Sec. 3345.561. (A) As used in this section: (1) "Private college" means a nonprofit institution that holds a certificate of authorization issued under section 1713.02 of the Revised Code; (2) "State institution of higher education" has the same meaning as in section 3345.011 of the Revised Code. (B) Each state institution of higher education or private college that is a member of the national collegiate athletics association, the national association of intercollegiate athletics, or the national junior college association shall

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designate intercollegiate athletic teams and sports based on the sex of the participants as follows: (1) One single-sex team for participants of the female sex; (2) One single-sex team for participants of the male sex; (3) If applicable, one team for participants of both the female and male sexes. (C) No state institution or private college to which division (B) of this section applies shall allow individuals of the male sex to participate on athletic teams or in athletic competitions designated for only participants of the female sex. (D) If a participant's sex is disputed, the participant shall establish the participant's sex by presenting a signed physician's statement indicating the participant's sex based upon only the following: (1) The participant's internal and external reproductive anatomy; (2) The participant's normal endogenously produced levels of testosterone; (3) An analysis of the participant's genetic makeup. (E) No agency or political subdivision of the state and no accrediting organization or athletic association that operates or has business activities in this state shall process a complaint, begin an investigation, or take any other adverse action against a state institution of higher education or private college for maintaining separate single-sex intercollegiate athletic teams or sports for participants of the female sex.

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(F)(1) Any participant who is deprived of an athletic opportunity or suffers a direct or indirect harm as a result of a violation of this section shall have a private cause of action for injunctive relief, damages, and any other relief available against the state institution or the private college. (2) Any participant who is subject to retaliation or other adverse action by a state institution or private college as a result of reporting a violation of this section shall have a private cause of action for injunctive relief, damages, and any other relief available against the entity that takes the retaliatory or other adverse action. (3) Any state institution or private college that suffers any direct or indirect harm as a result of a violation of division (E) of this section shall have a private cause of action for injunctive relief, damages, and any other relief available against the agency, political subdivision, accrediting organization, or athletic association that violates that division. (G) Any civil action brought as a result of a violation of this section shall be initiated within two years after the date on which the violation occurs. Persons or organizations who prevail on a claim brought pursuant to this section shall be entitled to monetary damages, including for any psychological, emotional, or physical harm suffered, reasonable attorney's fees and costs, and any other appropriate relief. Section 2. This act shall be known as the "Save Women's Sports Act."
To clarify, if a coach on the opposing team thinks that the one tall girl is a boy he doesn't get to take her into the locker room, strip her down and finger bang her. If the coach thinks the girl's bush is actually a tree and the girl can dispute that with a doctor's release saying that she has been examined
If a participant's sex is disputed, the participant shall establish the participant's sex by presenting a signed physician's statement indicating the participant's sex based upon only the following:
(1) The participant's internal and external reproductive anatomy;
(2) The participant's normal endogenously produced levels of testosterone;
(3) An analysis of the participant's genetic makeup.
I do enjoy Bob's take that Christians are OK with child molestation when his side flipped a bitch about the Florida's anti-grooming bill. I can quote not just the Bible but Jesus himself talking about how precious children are.

Luke 17:1-2 NKJV said:
Then He said to the disciples, “It is impossible that no offenses should come, but woe to him through whom they do come! It would be better for him if a millstone were hung around his neck, and he were thrown into the sea, than that he should offend one of these little ones.
The offense here can also be read as temptation to sin or stumbling block. Jesus is pretty clear that you'd be better off dead than messing with kids. Bob and his crew don't want troon acceptance. They want indoctrination. They want to teach children, children that are not even theirs, that cutting off their genitals is actually a good thing. They will mindfuck, and in some cases actually fuck, them into submission.

Now class, who do you think is more in favor of diddling?
 
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As I recall, this was one of the rare cases where Bob got such severe pushback that he pussied out and deleted the tweet like a little bitch, since I couldn't find it on his timeline anymore. Not surprising that he got called out when he was literally calling for a Ministry of Truth, yet I'm sure he still thinks he's the victim here.

It's like he saw the end of MGS2 and instead of thinking "wow, what a horrible dystopia!" he thought "yes, yes, this is just what we need." Except it's not bing bing wahoo so he probably isn't even aware that Kojima brought up the exact same thing 20 years ago.
 
As I recall, this was one of the rare cases where Bob got such severe pushback that he pussied out and deleted the tweet like a little bitch, since I couldn't find it on his timeline anymore. Not surprising that he got called out when he was literally calling for a Ministry of Truth, yet I'm sure he still thinks he's the victim here.

It's like he saw the end of MGS2 and instead of thinking "wow, what a horrible dystopia!" he thought "yes, yes, this is just what we need." Except it's not bing bing wahoo so he probably isn't even aware that Kojima brought up the exact same thing 20 years ago.
I looked back through the thread now that I know the date and he deleted it within hours of letting his mask slip, if not quicker. I don't know if we even found any pushback from anyone. He may have just deleted it because he realized only the weirdest of social outcasts can get behind having the government dictate to us what is truth. Weirdly enough the context of the tweet was centered around the deeper meanings of Spider-man and Pacific Rim. Bob somehow turned that conversation into "people need to be brainwashed in interest of their best interests"
 
The issue is Star Wars has and probably always will have a large loyal fanbase who gives it sacred cow status that the franchise never deserved & will smile and accept any shit given to them.
No, the issue is that there is no Western canon or structure to the culture any more. Star Wars is one of the few commonalities that "everyone knows" and can be used to communicate.

Nobody will object if you say one of the originals is your favorite film, but who out there will defend that Ewok made-for-TV movie?
*raises hand*

I always thought the whole Luke and Leia are brother and sister was basically because Lucas wanted to close out the story and leave no sequel hooks. It came out of left field, and it never made any sense to me.
That's literally true and confirmed in behind the scenes. Original plan after ESB would be Luke defeating Vader to close out the original trilogy, then the "lost Skywalker" (who was planned to be a girl) would helm the next trilogy and defeat the Emperor.
 
That's literally true and confirmed in behind the scenes. Original plan after ESB would be Luke defeating Vader to close out the original trilogy, then the "lost Skywalker" (who was planned to be a girl) would helm the next trilogy and defeat the Emperor.
It's bizarre how many of these ideas ended up getting into the sequel trilogy. But I guess they always had George's notes.
*raises hand*
I am appalled, yet intrigued.
 
Some guy calls Bob out for his mindless consooming from a few days ago.
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Bob attempts to dunk on a black man and it goes as well as if he tried it in real life.
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I checked Codine's feed and he seems to pass the sniff test of being black. He definitely doesn't like pedos, which is understandable.

I need to stress for anyone who finds this that as of right now I do not believe that is a pedo and his niece and nephew are in no danger of getting diddled by him. He's never given any inclination of it. He never even defended Cuties. He defended the dumbass woman movie reviewer who said "Yeah it's creepy but it's a wonderful coming of age tale told by a female POC" because she has a vagina and I think was from Boston. Bob is not a pedophile.

What he is an apologist. He will make whatever excuse he needs to or turn any blind eye away from whatever uncomfortable truth about the side he wants to win. You can see it in the top tweet.

He has admitted to being ok with history and current events being rewritten by an actual 1984 style Ministry of Truth saying something like people cannot process too much information and need someone to distil the correct truth to them. If anyone remembers where that tweet is, would you please link it? I've tried all the keywords I can think of and cannot find it here or on twitter If it came out tomorrow that he knew that BimboPolitics was actually Laruelei Bailiey, knew of his groomer discord and someone confronted him about it he'd either just go quiet or brush it aside saying it's a bunch of MAGAchuds angry that they can't groom confused young boys because this discord is too busy getting them the help they need.
Not only is @leader_mutant correct the dude is a real life giga chad. It will piss Slob off to no end that there is no possable avenue for him to attempt an actual counter burn as Mutant seems like a chap that has his life together and is not only succesful but healthy. I bet Movie Slob cried himself to sleep that night.
 
Blob sounds like a 1984 citizen who the ministry of truth just “reeducated”. Fuckin wild level disconnect from reality.

Bob is the sort of person who would never need to be sent to the Ministry of Love, unless they just felt like torturing him for shits and giggles (not outside the realm of possibility; it's sort of implied they fuck with people there's no need to fuck with). Bob is instead the kind of devoted servomotor who form the great mass of support on which such regimes depend. Observe:

Parsons was Winston's fellow-employee at the Ministry of Truth. He was a fattish but active man of paralysing stupidity, a mass of imbecile enthusiasms -- one of those completely unquestioning, devoted drudges on whom, more even than on the Thought Police, the stability of the Party depended. At thirty-five he had just been unwillingly evicted from the Youth League, and before graduating into the Youth League he had managed to stay on in the Spies for a year beyond the statutory age. At the Ministry he was employed in some subordinate post for which intelligence was not required, but on the other hand he was a leading figure on the Sports Committee and all the other committees engaged in organizing community hikes, spontaneous demonstrations, savings campaigns, and voluntary activities generally. He would inform you with quiet pride, between whiffs of his pipe, that he had put in an appearance at the Community Centre every evening for the past four years. An overpowering smell of sweat, a sort of unconscious testimony to the strenuousness of his life, followed him about wherever he went, and even remained behind him after he had gone.

If nothing else is true, that "overpowering smell of sweat" line undoubtedly is.
 
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