Furry Fandom and Drama General

[Calamity]

Enough politics, time to laugh at pornsick furries!

There is a "musk fetish" store called HUFFaromas and I swear they're 100% serious. I found out about all this through the following artwork:

Spoiler: NSFW

This artwork has some serious uncanny valley shit going on. Anime eyes, realistic enough musculature, humanoid body hair over fur...
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Main Attractions [NSFW]
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That tiger is probably the most normal art they've had that I've seen. When they were doing a kickstarter back in 2021 I remember this art being on the advertising.

Spoiler

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HUFF is an erotic furry fragrance/perfume/aroma company, led by Thurston Howl and Yagi Badboi.
There are lots of fursuit perfume companies out there, but what we've noticed is that these companies don't appeal to those with musk fetishes! So these perfumes/aromas/colognes are meant to be used for erotic play.
Imagine if your fursuit's armpits could actually trigger some of that musk fetish?
Or if your partner's footpaws reminded you of a werewolf's?
Or if your underwear could have an all new layer of animal musk?
Each bottle is 30 mL and functions as a spray bottle. Each perfume is oil-based, so keep that in mind for your applications. Each perfume has a unique aroma combination, based on the character label, and each bottle has an NSFW label (which will be uncensored unlike the images below)!
Here are our Season 1 models:
Boar Pits
Huff is our boar musk-ot, and he's happy to satisfy your armpit fetish. This perfume has a strong musk to it while also getting some meaty flavors in there.

Sloppy Foxy
Vix is our house fox, so they get a lot of good use around the house! This one is a much milder musk, but it definitely has some "sloppy" smells alongside some of Vix's usual fruity soaps.

Werewolf Balls
I mean, how could we not with our first season? You'll get a lot of wet dog. You'll get a lot of musk. And is that a hint of prec--I mean, sea salt?

YCH
And for those who get higher levels, we are offering YCH aromas! Have a Rule34 or original character you'd love an erotic perfume for? Get one of the top two reward tiers, and you'll get a custom fragrance, planned out through Telegram! The fragrance would be based off your character AND Yagi would make a custom art piece of your character for the label.

Risks and challenges​

As we already have the "recipes" for the perfumes, we don't anticipate too much challenge in completing the rewards on time. The number of YCHs could cause delays for artwork depending on how many we get, but we don't anticipate that being too big of an issue. Plus, we'd be openly communicating any delays like that.

 

[Desumorphine]

How does it have fur and human body hair, Jesus what an abomination.

That's a really common thing in the gay community. Bara-type guys with excessive amounts of body hair. they just add it to the art even if it makes no sense. Ironically the best way to determine if the artist is gay.

 

[Sneed's Feed And Seed]

MLP:FIM

Every time I read that, I read

MLP:FtM

And it just seems so goddamned accurate.

 

[Mikoyan]

That reminded me of David Hopkins, (the guy that did the Jack comic). When he wasn't drawing Loony Tunes rape with his fursona, he was larping like he was in the military. He even used words like "everyfur" too.

Spoiler

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Fuuuuuck, I forget, have we talked about Jack here?

For the uninitiated, it's a webcomic that starts off with one of the main characters being aborted and going to hell.

 

[TFT-A9]

Fuuuuuck, I forget, have we talked about Jack here?

For the uninitiated, it's a webcomic that starts off with one of the main characters being aborted and going to hell.

If I didn't think it'd fizzle out in a hurry a Shitty Furry Webcomic General would be a potentially funny thread. Suicide for Hire, Jack, Concession/Ballerina Mafia are easily enough to get that ball rolling, keeping it rolling might be another matter.

 

[Mikoyan]

If I didn't think it'd fizzle out in a hurry a Shitty Furry Webcomic General would be a potentially funny thread. Suicide for Hire, Jack, Concession/Ballerina Mafia are easily enough to get that ball rolling, keeping it rolling might be another matter.

Forgot about SfH, the only furry webcomic giving Jack a run for its title of Chief Edgelord. Or Exterminatus Now!

Way back when it would be a perpetual thread. These days you don't see as many people trying to start long term webcomics, they just go for the short stories.

 

[Vampirella]

Fuuuuuck, I forget, have we talked about Jack here?

For the uninitiated, it's a webcomic that starts off with one of the main characters being aborted and going to hell.

We have a thread but it's mostly dead. David hasn't really done much in years.

 

[Walther Springfield]

Real talk, at this risk of sounding cringy as shit; is it wrong for me to say that some of the shit that the fandom has made legit makes me angry? I'm talking like outright disgusting shit like Chakona Space; give me the puzzle pieces and top hats if you want, but something about the story - whether it's the nonstop misanthropy, the rampant incest, the constant stream of insufferable Mary Sues and right-wing strawmen, the furry cosmic horror shit, or even something else - just makes me react with instinctual revulsion. The stories are great for satire - have a CS satire that's ongoing, actually, and it is FUN to rip apart the insufferable furry Sues - but otherwise, I can't help but give them my hate.

The fact that Chakona Space was still ongoing - last I checked in 2020, anyway - is another thing entirely.

 

[TFT-A9]

Never heard of it before.

 

[Peppino]

We have a thread but it's mostly dead. David hasn't really done much in years.

Hopkins uploaded the first chapter of the last Jack arc to his FurAffinity gallery back in early 2021. Apparently it's one out of four -- but who knows how many installments it's actually going to take to tie up this convoluted ass plot.

Oh yeah, and on the topic of furries and horrible real world events, WW1, 'Nam, and 9/11 also took place in Jack's universe.

I also found it fucking remarkable that, even after 20* years of drawing bug-eyed Tiny Toons crying and raping each other, there has been no discernable improvement in his skills at all. How the hell does that even happen?

 

[Oranguru]

That tiger is probably the most normal art they've had that I've seen. When they were doing a kickstarter back in 2021 I remember this art being on the advertising.

Spoiler

​

HUFF is an erotic furry fragrance/perfume/aroma company, led by Thurston Howl and Yagi Badboi.
There are lots of fursuit perfume companies out there, but what we've noticed is that these companies don't appeal to those with musk fetishes! So these perfumes/aromas/colognes are meant to be used for erotic play.
Imagine if your fursuit's armpits could actually trigger some of that musk fetish?
Or if your partner's footpaws reminded you of a werewolf's?
Or if your underwear could have an all new layer of animal musk?
Each bottle is 30 mL and functions as a spray bottle. Each perfume is oil-based, so keep that in mind for your applications. Each perfume has a unique aroma combination, based on the character label, and each bottle has an NSFW label (which will be uncensored unlike the images below)!
Here are our Season 1 models:
Boar Pits
Huff is our boar musk-ot, and he's happy to satisfy your armpit fetish. This perfume has a strong musk to it while also getting some meaty flavors in there.
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Sloppy Foxy
Vix is our house fox, so they get a lot of good use around the house! This one is a much milder musk, but it definitely has some "sloppy" smells alongside some of Vix's usual fruity soaps.
View attachment 3341807
Werewolf Balls
I mean, how could we not with our first season? You'll get a lot of wet dog. You'll get a lot of musk. And is that a hint of prec--I mean, sea salt?
View attachment 3341810
YCH
And for those who get higher levels, we are offering YCH aromas! Have a Rule34 or original character you'd love an erotic perfume for? Get one of the top two reward tiers, and you'll get a custom fragrance, planned out through Telegram! The fragrance would be based off your character AND Yagi would make a custom art piece of your character for the label.

Risks and challenges​

As we already have the "recipes" for the perfumes, we don't anticipate too much challenge in completing the rewards on time. The number of YCHs could cause delays for artwork depending on how many we get, but we don't anticipate that being too big of an issue. Plus, we'd be openly communicating any delays like that.

Holy shit, those promotional works are fucking abominable! They make "Coach Night" look good by comparison!

I also found it fucking remarkable that, even after 15 years of drawing bug-eyed Tiny Toons crying and raping each other, there has been no discernable improvement in his skills at all. How the hell does that even happen?

Fetish autism: not even once.

 

[son of jurassic bark]

I just don't understand the physics of furry fur in art like that, my brain interprets it as some kind of shiny vinyl or spandex with painted patterns, then body hair on top of it. It's gotta be a Japanese style, right?

 

[Corn Flakes]

I just don't understand the physics of furry fur in art like that, my brain interprets it as some kind of shiny vinyl or spandex with painted patterns, then body hair on top of it. It's gotta be a Japanese style, right?

It's not a Japanese thing, it's just a not-cartoon thing. Actual animal fur is hard to draw, it has a lot of texture, and it doesn't look good in many situations furries love (hint: wet fur looks matted), so most artists just treat it like skin.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

I also found it fucking remarkable that, even after 20* years of drawing bug-eyed Tiny Toons crying and raping each other, there has been no discernable improvement in his skills at all. How the hell does that even happen?

Karno's still drawing the same shit he drew when Reagan was president. It happens.

 

[AnOminous]

I also found it fucking remarkable that, even after 20* years of drawing bug-eyed Tiny Toons crying and raping each other, there has been no discernable improvement in his skills at all. How the hell does that even happen?

Why doesn't Chris-Chan improve?

 

[Roxanne Wolf]

Coming out of left field with some dramas from one of the most degenerate of subgroups, babyfurs. The crown jewel is the level of autism and disregard one poster has for the victims who lost their lives due to mass shootings - you can find that in "The Good Stuff" Spoiler.

To preface this post after skimming the situation, there was once an artist named tato.
Tato appears to have been a big name in the babyfur art commissioning scene, as their FA gallery is expansive with work they have been paid for that is mostly simplistic at best.
Now, Tato had a dark secret, one of shota (under the name "Shoestrings") and nazi art (under the name "ThirdPotato"). When this was found out, their fellow babyfurs (from what I can tell) Ate. Them. Alive. I wish I was there when it happened, the virtue signaling is hilarious.
Anyways, your run of the mill babyfur and furry for that matter suck at archiving and only take screenshots. Since this was roughly little under a year ago, half the posts about it are lost to time, but I can piece together a brief picture from keywords and the like. Since this is just lolworthy drama and not something substantial like zoo shit, I'm not gonna bother too much with archiving entire galleries. Instead I'll just touch on important bits.

Spoiler: Highlights of the Controversy

Sample of Nazi-like art:

Source

Screencap of Shota Acct comment:

S / A

Take from (who I can determine is) an influential individual in the deviant community:

S / A

Damage Control - FA Journals
(Too big and spergy, feel free to read via links)
Source / Archive

Backlash Results

Source / Archive / Doc Archive

With that, you have context for what I ACTUALLY wanted to post about. One particular autistic white knight, BetoWolf couldn't let sleeping dogs lie and kicked up shit about it and responded in the worst way possible. Also the art from both Tato and Beto is absolutely awful.

Spoiler: The Good Stuff

The best part:

Source / Photo Archive

He Mad lol:

S / A

Eating Crow:

S / A

That's all I have for now on this subgroup of deviants, I'm also open to suggestions if anyone has a request to cover other similar happenings.

Thank you for reading, I hope y'all at least got a giggle.

 

[StarDog]

Coming out of left field with some dramas from one of the most degenerate of subgroups, babyfurs. The crown jewel is the level of autism and disregard one poster has for the victims who lost their lives due to mass shootings - you can find that in "The Good Stuff" Spoiler.

To preface this post after skimming the situation, there was once an artist named tato.
Tato appears to have been a big name in the babyfur art commissioning scene, as their FA gallery is expansive with work they have been paid for that is mostly simplistic at best.
Now, Tato had a dark secret, one of shota (under the name "Shoestrings") and nazi art (under the name "ThirdPotato"). When this was found out, their fellow babyfurs (from what I can tell) Ate. Them. Alive. I wish I was there when it happened, the virtue signaling is hilarious.
Anyways, your run of the mill babyfur and furry for that matter suck at archiving and only take screenshots. Since this was roughly little under a year ago, half the posts about it are lost to time, but I can piece together a brief picture from keywords and the like. Since this is just lolworthy drama and not something substantial like zoo shit, I'm not gonna bother too much with archiving entire galleries. Instead I'll just touch on important bits.

Spoiler: Highlights of the Controversy

Sample of Nazi-like art:
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Source

Screencap of Shota Acct comment:
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S / A

Take from (who I can determine is) an influential individual in the deviant community:
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S / A

Damage Control - FA Journals
(Too big and spergy, feel free to read via links)
Source / Archive

Backlash Results
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Source / Archive / Doc Archive

With that, you have context for what I ACTUALLY wanted to post about. One particular autistic white knight, BetoWolf couldn't let sleeping dogs lie and kicked up shit about it and responded in the worst way possible. Also the art from both Tato and Beto is absolutely awful.

Spoiler: The Good Stuff

The best part:
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Source / Photo Archive
He Mad lol:
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S / A

Eating Crow:
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S / A

That's all I have for now on this subgroup of deviants, I'm also open to suggestions if anyone has a request to cover other similar happenings.

Thank you for reading, I hope y'all at least got a giggle.

I’ve grown a bit of a fascination with this community... given, a distant one... but Metokur covered the topic in his infamous kink video series and in a separate hugbox episode. After seeing those, the lid was lifted and the rabbit hole was revealed.

It’s strange how prevalent babyfur stuff is as a degenerate subset of an even greater autistic furry spectacle. This isn’t some estranged or atypical community, it’s extremely visible, to the point where an outsider can see it in the light. Dig enough into certain lolcows and it’s not surprising to see that they’re a part of it or have close friends part of it. Beyond that... you start to notice things like how popular furries have secret babyfur accounts, artists making huge bank off babyfur art commissions, the overwhelming mountain of art, and the following some of these people get. I believe that it was revealed that an animator or writer on Steven Universe was a babyfur (not too surprising given the groom-fest that shit is) which is just batshit to me. It gets dark real quick, however.

How I see it, this community serves as a hole for pedophiles to hide in. Considering this and all the things mentioned, thousands of furries are operating in this community well aware that they’re likely among pedophiles if they’re not already one... drawing their art, wearing shit filled diapers at cons, and filling their Twitter feed. Not too surprising considering the topic of beastiality in the furry fandom... but you can see why there’s such a seething hatred for furries; their degeneracy knows no bounds. They can’t denounce the simplest of ethical deficiencies within their community, or recognize what they’ve created is a playground for the most despicable of people.

As for the topic at hand... My jaw dropped when I saw the following this Lynn person has. They really pretend to be social white knights (unaware of the huge irony that is) for their following of pedophiles and diaper sniffers. They love to eat each other alive in the name of social justice just like all furries do. Though... It just makes me cringe and seethe to see the mindset of “oh my god just forgive and forget. Love all!” Dude... guy was one of the utmost filthiest degenerates in your ranks... what will it take for you to disown someone like that? Now you can see how easy it is to be a predator in a community like this. You scream victim and all of a sudden people wave their rainbow colored flags in defense of you. Disgusting.

 

[Roxanne Wolf]

@StarDog In response to your "...this community serves as a hole for pedophiles to hide in.", You aren't wrong.
Why tf can I not use the reply function?

The babyfur group is an untapped goldmine of hilarity and horror alike, and I intent to take full advantage of it whenever the opportunity arises.

 

[Noebel]

Ok, lads, I brought you some furry news from MOTHEЯЛAИD. State-endorced furry news from MOTHEЯЛAИD, no less.
So, yesterday Russian National Guard dropped a teaser [main site,youtube] for a comic they've made. Comic itself is not avaliable yet, but it should be soon. Since teaser speaks with text blocks and short, I'll translate it right here.

Spoiler: TL

Slide 1: Welcome to Dubrava(tl note: 'Dubrava' can be translated to Oakwood, if you're one of the bad bad boys who translates names)

Slide 2: DUBRAVA is a METROPOLIS, populated by all kinds of animals. Dubrava harbors everyone, who relinquished ancient enmity between carnivores and herbivores.

Slide 3: Peaceful coexistance and acceptance of each others nature replaced archaic way of life.

Slide 4: Hares, once timid and defenseless, now live and work together with wolves, who might be wayward, but accepted the new order.
Hare: Can it be any other way?

Slide 5: And sly foxes aren't trying to raid chicken coops in the darkness of night anymore.
Chicken: True!

Slide 6: However, not everybody is happy by the current state of affairs.

Slide 7: Insidious enemies are plotting to destroy what's been built by many generations of citisen.

Slide 8: The Forestguard was created for the protection of civilians(tl note: 'Forestguard' is a literal transation. In russian it's reminicent of the official short name for the National Guard, and I feel there must be a better way to translate it, but right now I don't have any ideas)

Slide 9: Forestguard is a household troop of Dubrava.

Slide 10: Rosgvardia presents: "Forest Guard(tl note: now it's written in two words, for some reason): Ever Vigilant. Attack of the firebugs." vol. 1, 2 and 3

My initial prediction is, it won't be good or even remarkable, since it's state-sponsored. I'll save "even North Korea does furries better" till I see the final product, but I have a feeling it would be an accurate statement.
However, remember Zabivaka the husky? Some milk could be made, potentially.

 

[Parce Que]

State sponsored furry comic

What the fuck