Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

Sneed F91 said:
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What the fuck is up with the compositing for the green-screen background of this clip? It looks so fake.

Does the background on this not remind anyone else of the FMV sequences from Dark Forces II: Jedi Knight, y'know, the cutscenes from a 1997 video game where everything was shot on the cheap (and somehow had better acting)?

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They aren't even fucking trying with this show. I don't even want to know what the FX budget for this was.
 
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The data doesn't back up what Disney is doing. Neither wokeshit or fanwank really do well in the market.

The reality is there aren't enough spergout-tier fans of any product to carry you to massive profitability. Next Generation was a smash hit TV show because both normal people and Trekkies watched it. The Star Wars OT didn't waste time on ponderous technobabble, and "true" science fictions derided it as "not real sci-fi." A show that is just for Trekkies would have something like 5%-10% of the audience. Everyone in Hollywood and TV already knows this. It's why the biggest nerds always are the most frustrated with popular incarnations of their favorite IPs.

The problem is that the old recipe for success with something like this was "make a story normal people like, and just sprinkle in a few things here and there for the nerds." Since the early 2010s, making things normal people will like is a grievous sin, because normal people don't like blackwashing, cunty girlboss characters, or in-your-face faggotry, and that makes normal people bad people. So you have to make wokeshit. If you are high up at Disney, and you say in a meeting, "You know, I think maybe the ST is falling flat because it stars a zero-charisma elf-sized woman, the ugliest black guy in the industry, and has some really insufferable, bitchy female characters....and honestly, it seems like Kathleen Kennedy is way more interested in pounding some feminist point into your face than making a good movie," boom, you're done, we'll have security escort you out.
 
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Shroom King said:
Wait, what?

Not only did I just find out there is a Home Alone reboot but I also just found out there are 6 Home Alone movies in total.:stupid:
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A Disney+ exclusive and its as bad as it sounds.
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And the first "20th Century film for Disney+". Fuck them royally for this travesty and for buying fox and for taking the fox away.

Anyway the plot is that a fat and spoiled rich brat (the most obnoxious little londonite cunt alive, complete with Daisy Ridley cockney accent) who lives in a mansion and who doesn't have many problems gets left behind because his mom's cellphone can't get any bars and he then spends the next hour and a half torturing a perfectly nice and unlucky poor couple who are trying to break into his house because the little asshole stole their most valuable heirloom and all because his mom refused to buy him a Happy Meal or some horse shit like that.

And even though the movie received universal hate, half of the hate was only because Culkin wasn't in it (they wanted him to play someone's dad or something) despite the fact that this movie is an abomination regardless of the actors or shitty nostalgia it would've inspired, which makes me think the only reason people defend disney wars garbage is solely because of the returning geriatric actors.

Worst part is that since this is a streaming exclusive, it doesn't matter how much hate it gets or how profitless it was since Disney can claim that they had a boost in subscribers during its release in order to trick moronic investors and then pump out another godless sequel to a FOX property.
 
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Let's talk about Star Wars ending scenes.
With Episode 1 mirroring 4, it reference the movie and the event, "The Fall of Rome" in a city.
Episode 2 with the twilight of the Republic and even at the end, love can still bloom.
With Episode 3, even with the Empire and the Sith figurtively burning, hope still exist with man, woman and child even in the barren desert. I want you to keep this in mind, this gets funny.
Episode 4, we have the introduction of our new heroes who will save the galaxy.
Episode 5, Luke world and mind expanded in reference looking out on the galaxy.
Episode 6, after celebrating a free galaxy, we end in a lively forest. The Rebellion have the figurative lumber on Endor and tools to rebuild the Republic, Leia and Han are happy together and Luke has a new mission of making a new Jedi.
The End....


NOW, at the Anti-Trilogy
TFA ends at a literal cliffhanger, which is stupid in Star Wars never does and according to behind the scenes material, the shot killed a bird population.
TLJ I don't care, I want to get to the funny part.
In TROS, it could had ended on a TROJ parallel, but it went full retard in trying to be meta. Rey, the "feminist icon" according to Kennedy, is barren and a dead end from beginning to end by staying on a dead and baren desert.
 
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Moff Ensign said:
Youtube consoomers in the Vader fight video are gushing over how it's the darkest portrayal of Vader yet etc etc

Meanwhile he's just spouting cliche lines like "the years have made you weak" and "you should have killed me when you had the chance" while Jake Kenobi stumbles away like a little bitch
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Vader's actions were nice enough barring letting Kenobi go, but the dialogue for all the sith in this show sound like stuff you'd hear in a video game.
 
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Mississippi Motorboater said:
What the fuck is up with the compositing for the green-screen background of this clip? It looks so fake.

Does the background on this not remind anyone else of the FMV sequences from Dark Forces II: Jedi Knight, y'know, the cutscenes from a 1997 video game where everything was shot on the cheap (and somehow had better acting)?

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They aren't even fucking trying with this show. I don't even want to know what the FX budget for this was.
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They're supposed to be projecting the background behind the actors on a giant curved TV so no, there'd be no point in having a green screen.
 
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The only way to salvage this mess is to go full multiverse and sell official licenses to anyone and everyone. $99 and your furry fan art can be official Star Wars canon. $500 for a 5-minute short film or 24-page comic. $50k-1M for a feature length film. Make Star Wars its own sector of industry "What do you do for a living?". "I make Star Warses". Make it a flavour like BBQ or bubblegum. Call it Star Wars: Certain Points of View.
 
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Iceland Heavy said:
The Holiday Special had one thing the sequels will never have; actually having the OT cast all on screen with each other.

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It also tried to appeal to then-current market trends. It was tone-deaf and had no idea what it was doing, but it attempted to appeal to normies. The Sequels attempt to dictate market trends and is tone-deaf and doesn't know what it was doing.
 
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Drag-on Knight 91873 said:
It also tried to appeal to then-current market trends. It was tone-deaf and had no idea what it was doing
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Sounds like the sequels to me. What was popular in 2015-2019? MCU capeshit. Solution? Turn SW into soulless MCU wannabe capeshit.
Mister Dongs said:
That Star Wars fans got so mad over something this fun that they shit on it for decades just goes to show they really deserved what they got with Disney Star Wars.
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The fans must've had higher expectations back then plus the fact that they didn't know how bad it was really going to get, especially back in 1977.
 
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Akumaten said:
Let's talk about Star Wars ending scenes.
With Episode 1 mirroring 4, it reference the movie and the event, "The Fall of Rome" in a city.
Episode 2 with the twilight of the Republic and even at the end, love can still bloom.
With Episode 3, even with the Empire and the Sith figurtively burning, hope still exist with man, woman and child even in the barren desert. I want you to keep this in mind, this gets funny.
Episode 4, we have the introduction of our new heroes who will save the galaxy.
Episode 5, Luke world and mind expanded in reference looking out on the galaxy.
Episode 6, after celebrating a free galaxy, we end in a lively forest. The Rebellion have the figurative lumber on Endor and tools to rebuild the Republic, Leia and Han are happy together and Luke has a new mission of making a new Jedi.
The End....


NOW, at the Anti-Trilogy
TFA ends at a literal cliffhanger, which is stupid in Star Wars never does and according to behind the scenes material, the shot killed a bird population.
TLJ I don't care, I want to get to the funny part.
In TROS, it could had ended on a TROJ parallel, but it went full retard in trying to be meta. Rey, the "feminist icon" according to Kennedy, is barren and a dead end from beginning to end by staying on a dead and baren desert.
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Is this what pop-culture does to ones brain? I agree SW went to Shit, but don't Go lucking for a spiritual awakening Here bruh
 
Open Window Maniac said:
It's about how the creator feels the Battle Droids have been given the short end of the stick in how they have been portrayed throughout the franchise.
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The best they ever got was that one group of B2s that got activated during the Vong invasion and taught them the fear of wrist rockets.
The Gangster Computer said:
Daisy Ridley cockney accent
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Cockneys don't exist anymore, the working class Londonite has been replaced wholesale by immigrants. What you're looking at is the pure middle class scumshite living in the "nice" parts of London who don't have to deal with them aside from when they want something different for dinner tonight, the rich spoilt fucks who drive around in Range Rovers and Porsche Cheyennes to ferry Tarquin back and forth from his posh private school and having no idea what their country is actually like.
'Ate london
'Ate the middul class
'Ate the BBC (Top Gear were good with Clarkson and that)
Luv me local
Luv me cheap supermarkets
Luv me country
Can't say nowt anymore and Sadiq Khan ain't Englsh
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I miss when Star Wars wasn't a franchise that was so badly fucked in the ass it's anus split wide open and bled everywhere.

I was reminded recently of the first time I rode the original Star Tours at Disney World, how exciting it was to feel like you set foot inside the Star Wars universe, I was never the world's biggest Star Wars fan but it was absolutely something I was a fan of and something that deserved much better than this.

What the fuck has gone wrong with society that the premier pop culture franchise gets raped so badly, remember when people used to say George Lucas "raped my childhood"? L O FUCKING L

I'll take a thousand Jar Jar Binks over Disney's bullshit, George Lucas in his wildest dreams never could have done the damage to this franchise that Disney has done.
 
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