Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[trickyzerg23]

I don't think Surfer's the most mentally well-put-together guy on Earth either but it's just insane to say Ashton would intentionally trick his co-worker and roommate into thinking his motor skills were too fucked to perform as simple a task as tying his fucking shoelaces and keep the ruse going for 5 years or however long they've known each other. What purpose would that even serve?

1) Maintains plausible deniability for the NEETbucks. Volatile homosexual relationships like PPP's and Surfer's always have a short, rapidly expiring shelf life. PPP knew that eventually Surfer would turn on him. He savored every last taste of Surfer's gefilte-flavored peen. This is reflected in the infamous showdown video when Surfer calls the police. PPP keeps the camera aimed squarely at Surfer's underwear-clad crotch hanging out over his sagging sweatpants. PPP had to convince Surfer he was really autistic or else Surfer would have turned PPP in to the authorities for fraud.

2) Grifts sympathybux from paypigs.

3) Makes his character more amusing.

 

[CoachWhitePill]

1) Maintains plausible deniability for the NEETbucks. Volatile homosexual relationships like PPP's and Surfer's always have a short, rapidly expiring shelf life. PPP knew that eventually Surfer would turn on him. He savored every last taste of Surfer's gefilte-flavored peen. This is reflected in the infamous showdown video when Surfer calls the police. PPP keeps the camera aimed squarely at Surfer's underwear-clad crotch hanging out over his sagging sweatpants. PPP had to convince Surfer he was really autistic or else Surfer would have turned PPP in to the authorities for fraud.

2) Grifts sympathybux from paypigs.

3) Makes his character more amusing.

1) PPP could be too autistic for even the camera to hold eye contact, of course this could also tie into the bad motor skills angle where PPP's hands are spasming too much to hold up a phone correctly.
2) Most of the people who find out Ashton can't tie his shoes already watch Surfer's streams and probably don't paypig for the Kino Casino.
3) He sometimes makes self-deprecating jokes about autism but hasn't acknowledged the motor skills and probably never will, most likely because he's insecure about it, much like some of the other information Surfer gave out after the breakup (putting dildoes up his starfish, simping for e-girls on discord).

 

[TheAntiE-CelebLeague00]

I really dislike Fagmenco. He's autistic, he's slow and he has this creepy peter pan syndrome going on. That being said he would be one million times a better co-host then Tardski.

The case for Fagmenco as a cohost is quite strong. While Fagmenco gets the lore wrong often cause of his autism he atleast tries to keep up. He also seems like he's geniuenly invested in the things he talks about even with its shit noone cares about like keffals or Vtubers. He has clips ready and even tough his analysis is lacking atleast he dosen't rip his opinions wholesale from PPP. We also wouldn't have this faggy thing of PPP having to dance around his cohosts fefes constantly. Cause Fagmenco isn't such a litte bitch that you can't say mean things about him.

Fagmenco and his moderators have tastes that Digibro does. It would just solidify PPP's hypocrisy, Dax Herra would be owned an apology! Fagmenco internet career wont last to 2023.

Were believing anything PPP says now without proof? This is the guy who fabricated an entire rivalry w ith Ralph just to hide the fact that he got kicked out of his church from his own terrible behavior and not as stated because Ralph doxed him.

Honestly how does anyone defend him after that nugget came out? PPPs entire origin story was a gay op.

An old gem from the OG alog. For all those who believe Ashton on his face and say Surfer is the real liar. PPP entire story is a lie, he lied in 2018, in 2019, in 2020, in 2021, and in 2022.

I don't think Surfer's the most mentally well-put-together guy on Earth either but it's just insane to say Ashton would intentionally trick his co-worker and roommate into thinking his motor skills were too fucked to perform as simple a task as tying his fucking shoelaces and keep the ruse going for 5 years or however long they've known each other. What purpose would that even serve?

PPPeasants working with Snack's discord cabal will never accept the reality. They will have us believe Ashton the morbidly obese man who cant hold a job, relationship (with friends/family), and has sperged out dozens of time is just faking it! Its just not true, Ashton did not pull a five year gay op, there is no five year plan on his end at least. The time of the PPPeasant will end, soon my friends. One way or another the alogs are going to win.

So if PPP is in California he got the vaccine, PPP just cant resist to simp.

 

[trickyzerg23]

1) PPP could be too autistic for even the camera to hold eye contact, of course this could also tie into the bad motor skills angle where PPP's hands are spasming too much to hold up a phone correctly.
2) Most of the people who find out Ashton can't tie his shoes already watch Surfer's streams and probably don't paypig for the Kino Casino.
3) He sometimes makes self-deprecating jokes about autism but hasn't acknowledged the motor skills and probably never will, most likely because he's insecure about it, much like some of the other information Surfer gave out after the breakup (putting dildoes up his starfish, simping for e-girls on discord).

That's interesting, Ass-Ton pegged himself while trying to flirt with girls online? How is that any different from a transbian swiping Bumble while she dilates? Ass-Ton is EXACTLY that which he pretends to despise. Wow!

Sorry to double-post but it should say, "How is that any different from a transbian swiping on Bumble while HE dilates HIMSELF?"

 

[High Tea]

That's interesting, Ass-Ton pegged himself while trying to flirt with girls online? How is that any different from a transbian swiping Bumble while she dilates? Ass-Ton is EXACTLY that which he pretends to despise. Wow!

Surfer said on stream he made it up because he was mad at PPP.

 

[CoachWhitePill]

PPPeasants working with Snack's discord cabal will never accept the reality. They will have us believe Ashton the morbidly obese man who cant hold a job, relationship (with friends/family), and has sperged out dozens of time is just faking it! Its just not true, Ashton did not pull a five year gay op, there is no five year plan on his end at least. The time of the PPPeasant will end, soon my friends. One way or another the alogs are going to win.

It's a shame Gahoole's documentary didn't turn more of his audience against him, it's the most well-made PPP a-log video I've seen thus far.

That's interesting, Ass-Ton pegged himself while trying to flirt with girls online? How is that any different from a transbian swiping Bumble while she dilates? Ass-Ton is EXACTLY that which he pretends to despise. Wow!

I see it as a testament of the type of degenerate Discord turns you into, pre-Discord Ashton was a nice Christian boy who only showed his starfish one time. Post-Discord he's commissioning highheel fetish videos from 50 different e-girls and turning his RV into a gooncave between Rake Back shows while his capos gather info on Ralph for him.

Surfer said on stream he made it up because he was mad at PPP.

Sounds like cope. Link?

 

[TheAntiE-CelebLeague00]

It's a shame Gahoole's documentary didn't turn more of his audience against him, it's the most well-made PPP a-log video I've seen thus far.

I see it as a testament of the type of degenerate Discord turns you into, pre-Discord Ashton was a nice Christian boy who only showed his starfish one time. Post-Discord he's commissioning highheel fetish videos from 50 different e-girls and turning his RV into a gooncave between Rake Back shows while his capos gather info on Ralph for him.

ImGT is Ashton's discord username (at least it was in years past). I am working on getting old screen caps of his, I am unsure if anything will come of this.

It is unfortunate Gahoole failed, but they are others who are going to start alogging Ashton. I believe Surfer has found himself an ally. The cycle of alogging continues Ashton became the lolcow and now he will spawn his own alogs. The only question is who those alogs will be.

 

[Hornyjail1969]

LMFTFY

Im kind of suprised that more PPP alogs haven't jumped on PPP not only being dumb enough to trust Warski to handle tens of thousands to dollars but to actually do him right and split it 50/50.

Say what you want about him you have to be a real believer (or a real dumb motherfucker) to trust Andy Tardski with that.

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Lol PPP had no problem doing a show without you but the second he says no you get cold feet? Guess Warski knows how much of a talentless fuckup he is and how hated he is by the audience.

I also love that PPP didn't tweet anything about being sick instead he has his manservant do it. PLAY THE CLIP ANDY!

If I have to guess, they both flew to Commiefornia earlier this week to donate gold frankincense and myrrh to the antichrist, if I'm not mistaken they said they weren't going to do it live, so they will probably return next Friday with the shooting.

 

[All becomes gunt]

PPP is a drooling autist untill he deboonks the claim that he can't tie his own shoelaces. All it requires is a 20 second video preferably from a KINO angle that can clearly show him tying his shoelaces. However he won't provide it because he knows it's true. Then again do you expect this blubbery mess of fat and grease to be able to reach his feet at this point ?

 

[dreamwebz]

Can anyone explain to me, why is that Faith screenshot proclaimed so credible, especially by josh. Why is cringe momma proclaimed To be so trustworthy? Don't they just restream Ralph shit?

 

[Weird Ages]

proclaimed so credible, especially by josh

If you couldn't detect any trace of sarcasm when Josh said "very credible source Cringe Mama" you might be a few pieces short of an entire puzzle.

 

[byuu]

So Josh can't stop thinking about that pristine starfish?

 

[Disheveled Human]

Can anyone explain to me, why is that Faith screenshot proclaimed so credible, especially by josh. Why is cringe momma proclaimed To be so trustworthy? Don't they just restream Ralph shit?

Cringe Momma and the Vickers talk to each other. They are the official KF ambassador.

 

[Yet Another Wanker]

I know I'm a week late on this but PPP says Protestants are more based yet he really isn't one.

He doesn't follow sola fide which is one of the two pillars of the retarded heresy of Luther. His Church was founded in a log cabin in Paris Kentucky a state that is only saved from the rednecks inbreeds by horse racing money.

The Church's opinion on slavery is pretty lukewarm seeing how church splits were bad for business they decided the bible says nothing about slavery and moved on to arguing about instruments

 

[Chuck McGill]

Probably a bit late and gay, but am I the one that kinda cringes at Warski flexing about all the training he did to beat up the Gunt? This isn't your first year on the internet Warski, these youtuber fights never work out ever. We all knew this wasn't going to happen, the Sam Hyde/Boogie fight isn't happening and the next one will be just as fake and gay. The only time I've ever seen one of these work out was when Asterios and someone with the Dick Show organized a spur of the moment fight at 3am. We all chuckled back when you were posturing against Tonka, now the joke's played out. I honestly wish I could wordfilter "organizing a YouTube fight" to "pozloading my neghole" for the entire internet.

I'm just grateful there's a Canadian Gunt there to balance him out and prevent my background podcast from becoming the Gymbro Power Hour. We all know Ashton will drop the weight when Hell freezes over

 

[Fake Steve Franssen]

Not sure if it's kayfabe, but Ashton's hinting at being in California:

We have a grainy photo of his flight there (not 100% it's real tho):

 

[Jasper2K]

Not sure if it's kayfabe, but Ashton's hinting at being in California:
https://twitter.com/PoweroftheTruth/status/1532914084504641539
https://twitter.com/PoweroftheTruth/status/1532919566837469186
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Could you imagine if the boys actually flew down to California to bone Faith Vickers? Wow.

 

[TheAntiE-CelebLeague00]

Doesnt he need a vaccine to go to America from Canada?

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Doesnt he need a vaccine to go to America from Canada?

Canadians are already subject to strict vaccination mandates and they've got the free healthcare to provide it.

 

[Techno-primitivist]

We all knew this wasn't going to happen, the Sam Hyde/Boogie fight isn't happening and the next one will be just as fake and gay. The only time I've ever seen one of these work out was when Asterios and someone with the Dick Show organized a spur of the moment fight at 3am. We all chuckled back when you were posturing against Tonka, now the joke's played out. I honestly wish I could wordfilter "organizing a YouTube fight" to "pozloading my neghole" for the entire internet.

I'm just grateful there's a Canadian Gunt there to balance him out and prevent my background podcast from becoming the Gymbro Power Hour. We all know Ashton will drop the weight when Hell freezes over

It's not you. The whole "fight me irl" saga is always cringe and gay.