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Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.
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Would be funny to see Dax and Andy duke it out, at least Dax could be a good sport.
Watch this time as Ralph mysteriously have all his pig organs bleed up or all 4 trotters splintered so he doesn't have to attend the fight, even if Dax could beat Andy into a pulp.
I'm obviously supporting the non-Cuties lover here.
Watch this time as Ralph mysteriously have all his pig organs bleed up or all 4 trotters splintered so he doesn't have to attend the fight, even if Dax could beat Andy into a pulp.
I'm obviously supporting the non-Cuties lover here.
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chicken andy is pretty funny/likable even if the bits are sort of contrived and forced, definitely the best thing to come out of IP2 for a while. He also seemed to be nicer to Andy Dick than everyone else when dude was at the absolute lowest point in his life. He was still using him for money but he was far less shitty about it and seemed to be splitting it fairly.
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Chicken Andy became way more likeable once he got away from Alice. And he did a good job pulling together the Breaking Bad RV trip.
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They missed a Rake Back this week and they're missing a KC tonight. That lack of momentum coupled with the cancelled boxing match signals the beginning of the end for Kino Casino. It's over.
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🎰🎲🃏Warski🃏🎲🎰 (@Andywarski)
Hey everyone! No show tonight. Sorry about that folks. PPP hasn't been doing so hot the last few days. We have an absoutle ton of content to cover next week. We also got the gumroad videos including the finale of Survivor 42 Watch. See you all soon. https://kinocasino.gumroad.com
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DelusionTree
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Did Ashton get the coof or has he been smoking so much pot he got that weird vomiting syndrome?They missed a Rake Back this week and they're missing a KC tonight. That lack of momentum coupled with the cancelled boxing match signals the beginning of the end for Kino Casino. It's over.
🎰🎲🃏Warski🃏🎲🎰 (@Andywarski)
Hey everyone! No show tonight. Sorry about that folks. PPP hasn't been doing so hot the last few days. We have an absoutle ton of content to cover next week. We also got the gumroad videos including the finale of Survivor 42 Watch. See you all soon. https://kinocasino.gumroad.com
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If PPP's really sick, I wish Andy would just go on with a guest co-host. It's not like there's not precedent for guest hosts on the show.They missed a Rake Back this week and they're missing a KC tonight. That lack of momentum coupled with the cancelled boxing match signals the beginning of the end for Kino Casino. It's over.
🎰🎲🃏Warski🃏🎲🎰 (@Andywarski)
Hey everyone! No show tonight. Sorry about that folks. PPP hasn't been doing so hot the last few days. We have an absoutle ton of content to cover next week. We also got the gumroad videos including the finale of Survivor 42 Watch. See you all soon. https://kinocasino.gumroad.com
If there's something else going on behind the scenes, I hope they start being honest about it right quick. It'd be hypocritical to lie and gay-op about it.
But really, I just hope this was a bum week and that they'll be back to normal next week. They were bringing too much corn and milk - and making too much money - for it to just unceremoniously die like this.
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He's been eating so much rich food on Kasino winnings that he got that weird gout syndrome
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You aren't gonna do shit you fat fuck. You never do.
WhimsicalTrolli
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And he would get his ass whooped if he would.
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He was supposed to fly Rand to the USA to fight him too.
Ralph loves to offer pretend to buy ppl plane tickets when he can’t even afford to take his family along on trips.
Grand Wizard Wakka
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I do like the sound of "Chemo Casino". Jim should start calling his streams that.
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Wow. I have to say I was completely wrong.
When Ralph had his run in with Cog and his drinking buddy, I felt somewhat sorry for him. They went out their way to find him. But here is Ralph offering to fly in someone to do what was done to him only three weeks ago. The very behaviour he has feverishly condemned as psychotic everyday since.
I know he's a hypocrite, but it's amazing how consistently inconsistent he truly is. Everyone was right, I was wrong. He deserved what he got and what will no doubt come his way in the future.
When Ralph had his run in with Cog and his drinking buddy, I felt somewhat sorry for him. They went out their way to find him. But here is Ralph offering to fly in someone to do what was done to him only three weeks ago. The very behaviour he has feverishly condemned as psychotic everyday since.
I know he's a hypocrite, but it's amazing how consistently inconsistent he truly is. Everyone was right, I was wrong. He deserved what he got and what will no doubt come his way in the future.
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forget about this?
Smarty Pants
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Yeah Ralph, I'm sure that Italian bitch Louis will totally beat up that absolute unit PPP. Would love to see that fight. Unfortunately, Ethan is too poor to pay for Dingo to go get dummied in the streets of Cali.
I got over this hypocrisy years ago, and it's time everyone else does too. Ethan literally doesn't believe in anything, has 0 morals and logical consistency to his words and actions. He's not a real human being.
If Louis actually ends up going to California and has the shit beaten out of him, Ralph will throw him a pity party on Twitter just the same. Ethan invited Cog to go meet him and when he got a couple of blows to the head he started crying for the pigs and saying how John "stalked" him.
I got over this hypocrisy years ago, and it's time everyone else does too. Ethan literally doesn't believe in anything, has 0 morals and logical consistency to his words and actions. He's not a real human being.
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He’s like a amoral brain damaged man who forgets everything he says after a few hours.
Or maybe just a half-retarded man-child who’s entire concept of how an adult mam behaved comes from watching pro-wrasslin, but even wrasslin story arcs are too cohesive and complex for Ralph so he just invents new ones whole cloth everyday.
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Hi Ralph, here's from memory a short list of stuff you have promised to do:
- Sue the hospital for relocating your dead mum which you neglected
- Love your son.
- Keeping your "family" life, including ReRollRozy completely offline.
- Dominating Adrienne Blair, plaster her Michigan neighbourhood with posters.
- Go to Gator's town and put up posters calling him a Neonazi White nationalist.
- Visit Metokur, thrice.
- Sue Joshua Conner Moon for the secureserver.tv hack.
- Exposing Dlive.
- Pay $5000 for chickening out of the fight with Warski.
- Acquire new purse.
- Lose weight and stay sober.
- Run 2 miles to show Randbot who's the Ralphamale.
- Fly Randbot to America to re-enact the ammo box incident with your pudgy hooves.
You have achieved none of this, just like you've achieved nothing worthwhile in your entire existence aside from entertaining us. Nothing will ever happen, you can spout something from your snout and the default reality is the opposite of what you've said because you're detestable. Cope and seethe perpetually, you will never be Xander's real father, you are a mere sperm doner, anyone's would have been the same. Xander will grow up to resent the Satanic antics of his biological half, he will grow up to hate you. He will register here and call you fat. His fond childhood memories will be filled with weekly Disney trips, tales of a short raging pig, the toys he received on his first birthday. He will see the kiwi plushie and the corn maracas, and be reminded that complete strangers helped him more than his biological 50%. He will realise that you've done nothing to advance his life, quite the opposite. He will see how you refused a mere $1,100 a month to be with him for a couple days but a $2200+ return trip to Portugal was fair game. He will realise that anything but a FedEx next day delivery of himself shoved in a box was deemed "evil" by you. He will ask his grandparents if they've done anything to stop you from approaching, they will reveal the truth. He will be struck with a sudden epiphany and thank his grandparents for sheltering him from what epitomises spite and rage, with the breath of used tampons and a fuse shorter than your pine needle you call a manhood. He will love his grandparents and see your Tweets wishing their demise. He will pray to God for your Sins to be forgiven, but we all know your family reunion will take place in scorching Hellfire after you've been banished beyond the gates of purgatory.
Your paedophile horse and ReRollRozy will leave, this cycle will repeat, you will spend the last half of your life alone with nothing but your stagnant boring show and perhaps a worthless blue tick, that's assuming you can even live to see the sun past 50. You will then realise the misery and suffering your mother went through, guilt will overwhelm your fat alcoholic ass, you will tie the noose and plunge into the abyss, but the branch will not be strong enough and the rope will simply snap. You will be denied the easy way out, as 59% of them also realised. Your entire life will be nothing but a spectacle for faceless Internet goons to enjoy.
In half a decade, the mother of your ReRoll will reluctantly contact the Vickers, confess her Sins, ask for forgiveness. She will have her paedophilic fiends exorcised, and the two families will unite over a common enemy that has brought nothing but agony to their lives.
Cope, seethe, tweet some more from your putrid cockroach ridden hotel. The same parasites that surrounded Sandra, who was alone on the deathbed because her son valued Internet anti-vax grift points more than the thirty odd years of her unconditional love, with the odd vulture looking upon her fondly as they sensed a feast.
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Grand Wizard Wakka
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He spends almost every waking moment drunk and high on pills, and has been living that way for years and years. Its not LIKE he's brain damaged. He's brain damaged. At a certain point even if you sober up, permanent damage to the brain is done when you've poisoned yourself as much as him.
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