DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Sup3r]

Phil should have taken the money. Go fight let wings knock you the fuck out, go viral. I'd assume 50k would help him out tremendously. Pay off the car and other debts and spend the rest on gin and doordash.

50k is probably not standard. Keem knows he need to spend a lot though to lure DSP out of his hobbit hole.

Phil doesn't need the money, he makes more than enough to live comfortably. He already could've easily paid off his mortgage, back taxes and car if he didn't waste his money as fast as he makes it. He makes over 100 grand a year just by pestering the dents for money.

He just posted a begging video like 3 days ago. why would he not take a free 50k? lol

Because it wouldn't be "free" to Phil. It would require him to put in some kind of extraneous effort he doesn't want to do. It would've required him to work for someone else, and that's not including the fact that Phil genuinely hates Keem after the little spat they had when Keem "retired".

Phil isn't actually hurting for money, he's just butthurt that he now has to wait to get the money instead of having it there and then.

Looking forward to seeing when Phil rage quits SF6, probably at the beta if I had to guess.

Assuming he's going to play the beta. Unless that shit is something he can just download, he ain't playing it. He never goes out of his way to get that kind of access since he refuses to play ball with anyone, not even to sign up to a beta for games when he can play everyone before they can learn the game. He didn't do it for dungeon fighter duel or the recent multiversus. Then again now I've pointed it out he'd do it just for the sake of it.

He alleged to have been emailing them 'getting permission'. He just has to ask them for the original.

So he has a way to contact them? Now why doesn't he try to make things up with them, since he should know that they didn't want things to end up like this. He has the opportunity to sort things out with someone who is repeatedly used against him and genuinely prove that he's changed but no, he just wants to "ask for permission" to watch their video on stream. And what would he have done if they had said no, just give up on the stream that he charged money just to happen and has been "hyping up" for the past couple of weeks, of course not so why is he bothering this late into it.

Not be monetized? So no super chats or stickers? Because if he doesn't disable those they will still show up in his chat. Fucking hypocrite. I guess the comment from John "He monetizes us till this day!" cut deeper then imagined. Also who wants to bet that Super Thanks will be anabled on that particular reack videos?

It really shows that he never understood what they meant. Even if he could prevent all money from being received while he is responding to them, he'd still be guilty of monetising them because of it being a membership goal, something that he gets money for. And we know that he will get money in that time, he won't turn superchats off. He's only doingnit for ads, which he will barely make anything off. I'd be surprised if he disables superthanks, it's a convenient way to hide money in the future.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

Mr. Piazza is an authentic Italian Catholic schoolboy like DSP, with a more convincing last name. Here's a thing he and OJ (John Harrington) were part of a few years back.

Well this is a bit awkward and confusing on my part. I seem to recall people saying he was jewish? He also jokingly referred to himself as "that big nosed piece of shit John". My apologies for being misinterpreting.

 

[PieceofShet]

This whole "not gonna monetize it while I definetly monetize it" just makes him look an even bigger hypocrite. He should just say that this is how he does his khantent and if you dont like it, go away. He would be still a huge douchebag tho...

 

[Lady Adjani]

it's weird that he's bringing this shit up 7 years later and it's even weirder that his paypigs seem to be legitimately excited for it, too. he's not going to address any of the allegations he'll just sidestep them as usual and claim a bunch of innocent until proven guilty garbage.

it's almost like he's waited this long because he knows that rambo and howard have probably moved so far on from whatever they were doing with him that they won't be fucked to give him any kind of response this time. knowing phil though it's probably just taken this long to build a narrative where he comes out looking like the good guy

He's desperately trying to attract new wha--viewers and is doing everything in his power to stir up hype even if it means re-heating drama that's almost a decade old.

React content is just one of those things that requires zero skill and is low effort, you literally point a camera at your face and react while watching a movie clip or whatever. Our boy Philip obviously manages to fuck up even such a simple concept because YOU NEED TO GO IN BLIND.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

I have never subscribed to Phil, and still wish to watch him have pissy meltdowns.

I subbed to him for a day, got banned and then unsubbed. I don't even remember what I said, but I do remember it being not so bad. It was a tame jab around the time Twitch kicked him out.

Regarding the optimism around John or Howard clapping back I honestly expect them to be above it. That video was made exactly as a "we're done!" and I doubt they would stoop so low as to get involved after so many years. I hope it attracts a new wave of trolls however. Phil deserves it.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Mr. Piazza is an authentic Italian Catholic schoolboy like DSP, with a more convincing last name. Here's a thing he and OJ (John Harrington) were part of a few years back.

Everyone moved on. Panda seems to be doing alright, John and OJ made a movie and participated in a legitimate film festival. Meanwhile Dave is dredging up the past to make a few bucks to feed his gacha addiction.

 

[Balr0g]

I subbed to him for a day, got banned and then unsubbed. I don't even remember what I said, but I do remember it being not so bad. It was a tame jab around the time Twitch kicked him out.

Regarding the optimism around John or Howard clapping back I honestly expect them to be above it. That video was made exactly as a "we're done!" and I doubt they would stoop so low as to get involved after so many years. I hope it attracts a new wave of trolls however. Phil deserves it.

Here is a thought: maybe Phil hopes theyx either clap back at him so he can feast on the drama and cry "oh woe is me I am being oppressed by the trolls and those who can't let go!" or he hopes they contact him and maybe start over. And let's be honest Panda, John ands Howard hurt him the most because they left and never looked back. They don't consider him worthy of their attention anymore. And for someone like Phil that must cut deeper then anything else.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

it's weird that he's bringing this shit up 7 years later

'Project 7'

It all makes complete and total sense now!

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

Do you think Phil does his 'Good day sir, how are you doing today sir? What documentary style content do you think I should react to sir?' when he messages Knudsen at 4

Yes. Knudsen keeps engaging with him for the follow up video.

React content is just one of those things that requires zero skill and is low effort, you literally point a camera at your face and react while watching a movie clip or whatever. Our boy Philip obviously manages to fuck up even such a simple concept because YOU NEED TO GO IN BLIND.

It's even worse than that. There are plenty of people in the reaction genre who DON'T go in blind, but they at least put in the effort to act like they do. They entertain you and do the funny face. Even if they give it a 1st watch off camera to know what the beats and high points are, they also usually watch the video fresh and offer their first impressions. I am fine with the final product of a reaction actually being the 2nd-3rd take as long as it conveys the intented emotion. Phil, on the other hand, OPENLY ADMITS to watching it numerous times and combing through it in order to carefully prepare his talking points. I swear, it's like he's ACTUALLY TRYING to ruin the immersion. He has also been doing this not days but WEEKS in advance. In what dented world is this considered a "reaction"? It's just a coping session with tangential rants and debunk attempts. In a way, I must say bravo Phil, for not doing that type of content that you bashed and said would never do. You tried to. But failed miserably. These are not reaction videos. You should stop false advertising them as such. It'a a shame because you're making a fool of yourself either way so might as well give the people what they want and go in blind. That's honestly where DSP lolcow goodness comes from: having to see him struggle at thinking on his feet and responding on the fly.

 

[ParksydeDhil]

Yes. Knudsen keeps engaging with him for the follow up video.

It's even worse than that. There are plenty of people in the reaction genre who DON'T go in blind, but they at least put in the effort to act like they do. They entertain you and do the funny face. Even if they give it a 1st watch off camera to know what the beats and high points are, they also usually watch the video fresh and offer their first impressions. I am fine with the final product of a reaction actually being the 2nd-3rd take as long as it conveys the intented emotion. Phil, on the other hand, OPENLY ADMITS to watching it numerous times and combing through it in order to carefully prepare his talking points. I swear, it's like he's ACTUALLY TRYING to ruin the immersion. He has also been doing this not days but WEEKS in advance. In what dented world is this considered a "reaction"? It's just a coping session with tangential rants and debunk attempts. In a way, I must say bravo Phil, for not doing that type of content that you bashed and said would never do. You tried to. But failed miserably. These are not reaction videos. You should stop false advertising them as such. It'a a shame because you're making a fool of yourself either way so might as well give the people what they want and go in blind. That's honestly where DSP lolcow goodness comes from: having to see him struggle at thinking on his feet and responding on the fly.

Phil really is reverse king midas. Everything he touches turns to shit. This is some monkey paw Chinatown shit and it's kinda hilarious and impressive ngl.

 

[Swallow Moon]

Phil is retarded. Surprise.

WHY IS A FIRE EMBLEM GAME A NINTENDO EXCLUSIVE?
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...Retro gamer, lifelong gamer, variety streamer, blue collar worker, King of Retro:
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"Fucking fuck farts. ACK ACK ACK."

Phil you fat retard, it's Musou not "Musuu."

On a more recent note, I didnt catch his reaction to SF6. He will definitely rage at the simple inputs even if his opponent is using classic controls, and he probably wont even realize that the simple setting looks like it limits the normals and special strengths you can use. I am looking forward to seeing him rage quit it in a few sessions.

 

[Iron Hamster]

His excuse that "YOU GUYS VOTED FOR THE VIDEO" is such slimy bullshit lmfao.

You put it as an option in the poll Phil. You absolutely knew it had a good chance to win. You could've just addressed the video as a standalone thing and uploaded it with no ads to YouTube.

Still monetizing your old friends, faggot.

His usual 'blame someone else' really takes the bite out of his claim that "NO ONE RUNS MY STREAMS BUT ME" and "NO ONE TELLS ME WHAT TO DO!"

His logic is that since people have already paid and voted for this react to happen, it's already a buy-in. So he can't double back now because he'll be breaking his promise to the people that have already decided they want this to happen.

So..........playing with members when?

He's a CPA with a reasonably cushy job and a level of success that DSP wishes he had.

Wonder if he thinks this is his ace in the hole where if Rambo reacts to it, he'll call and get him fired like he tried at one of his jobs.

So whats the deal with phil not monitising the begathon?

that he's still taking money for it.

This whole "not gonna monetize it while I definetly monetize it" just makes him look an even bigger hypocrite. He should just say that this is how he does his khantent and if you dont like it, go away. He would be still a huge douchebag tho...

You mean a hypocrite like doing a video about someone when they aren't around to respond like he cries about if someone just mentions his name on his day off?

And how many times will he try and cry using the memory of that lost wolverine to try and make it happen?

 

[Donut Coma]

Well this is a bit awkward and confusing on my part. I seem to recall people saying he was jewish? He also jokingly referred to himself as "that big nosed piece of shit John". My apologies for being misinterpreting.

It's just his unfortunate nose. I used to listen to Rambo's "Show" now and then; he and OJ talked a fair bit about Catholic school...I gathered Rambo was not valedictorian of his. The show was pretty good. He's intelligent and pleasant to listen to, which must have been a welcome relief for DSP viewers back in the day.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Just one more reason Phail should be embarrassed:

 

[Freshtodeath]

How wll phil even react? everything John and Howard said is true. They had no reason to lie. This might be his best content in last couple years.

 

[DentSidePhil]

How wll phil even react? everything John and Howard said is true. They had no reason to lie. This might be his best content in last couple years.

I don't really think it matters one iota what John or Howard said or what actually happened this is just going to be a down memory lane story time stream. Its a complete farce.

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

So whats the deal with phil not monitising the begathon?

He's going to leave out his tip jar and if some money falls into it there's nothing he can do about that.

 

[Mr. Brown]

How wll phil even react? everything John and Howard said is true. They had no reason to lie. This might be his best content in last couple years.

Set your self up for some disappointment, the stream is going to be 4 hours of this:
"Yes Rambo and Howard are saying I did this but it's not true, that didn't happen at all. So this is debunked now".

Phil isn't actually going to address much.

 

[Iron Hamster]

How wll phil even react?

Technically he already has by scrambling to think up excuses. Today is just Controller Boycott Saturday.

 

[Penix]

People expecting the mother of all retcons should be prepared to get disappointed. From what I can remember, the video is pretty damning and does not leave a lot of wiggle room. During yesterday's stream the faggot was preparing his dents HARD for the classic "throw old Phil under the bus" antics. It's fucking pathetic how hard this motherfucker has been paddeling the "I've changed SO MUCH over the years, I'm a completely different person now!" shtick lately and tonight won't be much different. New Phil can't do anything wrong you guys, that was old Phil!

Good luck to the people willing to suffer through this stream to give us some hightlights, love ya