What is the dumbest way to die? - Do not become deceased this way.

[Breadbassket]

The stupidest one I know of is what happened to the Greek playwright Aeschylus. An eagle that had just caught a tortoise mistook his bald head for a shiny rock dropped the shelled creature on top of him and he died instantly. I will note that this story may be legendary.

 

[Shidoen]

Death by fingering

 

[Suburban Bastard]

Sticking your dick into the DEMON CORE

Which is exactly what I'm going to do

 

[Just A Butt]

one time i died but it wasn't dumb it was totally smart

 

[A-Stump]

Smoking is a pretty dumb way to die but it also makes you cool so there's that to consider

 

[malleusmaleficarum]

Sticking your dick into the DEMON CORE

Which is exactly what I'm going to do

don't forget about sticking your dick in the "elephant's foot"

 

[Suburban Bastard]

don't forget about sticking your dick in the "elephant's foot"

Dump it on the demon's core while you do it

 

[Mr. Bung]

Suicide, unless you're mortally wounded or incurably sick and suffering immensely. Otherwise, it's a permanent solution to a temporary problem.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Choking on dildo

 

[Programmer Socks]

Any health complications related to vaping.

 

[Retink]

Beaten to death on your vacation to Portugal.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Nice try, glowie, but no.

 

[g55c]

death by toxic shock caused by having inserted a much too large dildo in your anus.

 

[DumbDude42]

autoerotic asphyxiation

imagine being such a coomer that you accidentally kill yourself in an attempt to coom harder

 

[get_ur_gamon]

Set fire to your hair.

Or poke a stick at a grizzly bear.

 

[独人13]

Dumb way to die

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Off the top of my head- there’s a thread on here called post videos of people dying, there’s one of a guy taking a dump in the street and he gets run over by a bus. And obviously it’s on security cam and someone posted it to the Internet, so Lol.

 

[get_ur_gamon]

Anyone who dies trying to cross train tracks instead of just waiting for the barriers to come up. Like seriously. It's only like 5 mins.

 

[TroonsDid911]

Brain aneurysm from being too MATI while sperging on KiwiFarms

 

[Testacles Maximus]

I feel like the answers we put here will become our destiny and I’d rather not tempt fate.