DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I put this little sheet together based on his lunatic rambling 25 minute video about monetizing his dead friendships.

Not entirely sure he has realized it, or if he ever would, but he is proving their point yet again, 7 years later.

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Not sure how the superthanks factor in and feel free to correct me if I got any of these wrong, I just wanted to visualize a clear picture of that 20+ min self righteous ramble that ended with the quote

"tomorrow, we're still doing everything but none of that will be monetized at all"
 
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David Davidson said:
The "big announcement" is that Phil won't run ads during the react because John and Howard said he would monetize them... but he will during the pre-stream and when he does his mukbang. Will only do shoutouts during those segments and not during the react. So he will monetize the react video just not during the video. Sounds good?
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JPG said:
In summary, for the upcoming Rambo/Howard reaction video. DSP is classifying it as non-monetised as to address the major complaint of the video. Let's review what that looks like..

1. Tips are Enabled
2. Superchats are Enabled
3. Memberships are Enabled
4. Membership goal for this react to happen was reached
5. Adverts are DISABLED on the stream and video. This will be a $10 loss to Phil at the most.

Oh and also no tips goal, and no tips rewards. He doesn't want to look like a begging clown to his old friends when they inevitably see the video.
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Good old SemanticsSydePhil, dood he isn't monetizing THEM but he is monetizing the stream just like he promised. All of this is to sate his ego that he isn't monetizing them anymore like a fucking retard.
 
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Iron Hamster said:
He would have to shut off comments on that video to not get superthanks which you know he won't do.
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Yup. He only resorts to that when "da trollz attack him". But it's not worth turning them off to prevent making money off your former friends.

Reading the farms I really think we'll see less cope than expected and more of "that was old Phil, I changed". What I'm looking forward to most is:

a) "I think Phil watches too much WWE and is trying to turn stuff into WWE-esque drama"
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b) The pinball story
There's a few more nuggets that will be fun but those are the main ones for me cause you just know those stories are 100% legit and he'll have to lie hard to cover them. Also looking forward to see him explain why he had to read John's private text in a video.
 
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Flavius Anthemius said:
His logic is that since people have already paid and voted for this react to happen, it's already a buy-in. So he can't double back now because he'll be breaking his promise to the people that have already decided they want this to happen.
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He also claims that this is a lingering thing, but who is saying this? His current fans, who were unaware of the existence of this until he brought it up now?, I don't think his fans care whether he addresses (what qualifies as a drama video), especially an old one.

This evolved from it may happen to it has to happen right now, which is not suspicious at all.
 
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Let's recap the situation said:
He also claims that this is a lingering thing, but who is saying this? His current fans, who were unaware of the existence of this until he brought it up now?, I don't think his fans care whether he addresses (what qualifies as a drama video), especially an old one.
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It's also nonsense because he's had no problem delaying/not playing things his fans have paid for, whether it's donating for a specific game, voting in a poll, Patreon choice rewards etc. And those were things his fans were actually clamoring for. Heck, I think someone in his chat even brought up Divinity 2 awhile back when Phil was complaining about a lack of things to play.
 
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SauceRyuKen said:
Look at that fucking pace and voice! No signs of being winded! This dude is a MACHINE! It's like he's doing no effort whatsoever! Fitty bit bitch shoulda paid the fuck up!
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Holy shit how many times dos he need to rub his hair in that video. It has to be a tick when he is lying because there is no way he needed to fix his hair that much.
PieceofShet said:
Its been a few days since we talked about RAID, but I just ran into this.
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-has to be an edited video
-creativity.

DSP has none of them.
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This makes me wonder how Phil would feel if detractor channels started getting sponsorships. I know it's unlikely but I would love to see Phil's vitriolic rage at that happening.
 
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Penix said:
People expecting the mother of all retcons should be prepared to get disappointed. From what I can remember, the video is pretty damning and does not leave a lot of wiggle room. During yesterday's stream the faggot was preparing his dents HARD for the classic "throw old Phil under the bus" antics. It's fucking pathetic how hard this motherfucker has been paddeling the "I've changed SO MUCH over the years, I'm a completely different person now!" shtick lately and tonight won't be much different. New Phil can't do anything wrong you guys, that was old Phil!

Good luck to the people willing to suffer through this stream to give us some hightlights, love ya ❤️
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I think it's gonna be a combo of "I'VE CHANGED DOOD!" and retcons in the form of "THAT'S OUT OF CAHNTEXT!". Clearly the only reason he's doing this now though is he's both desperate and thinks that John and Howard won't clap back at him.
 
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Corpun said:
Holy shit how many times dos he need to rub his hair in that video. It has to be a tick when he is lying because there is no way he needed to fix his hair that much.

This makes me wonder how Phil would feel if detractor channels started getting sponsorships. I know it's unlikely but I would love to see Phil's vitriolic rage at that happening.
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Well ItsAGundam has sponsorships (several in fact) but he never had put those sponsorship clips into any video he made about DSP, Probably because he knows that Phil is toxic and it's best to keep the toxic waste far away from sponsors. and well Gundam isn't a full blown detractor just a guy who made fun of Phil including autistic details
 
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DSP using weasel tactics to not monetizing the Rambo and Howard react video, would you say his Tippers/Whales/SuperChatters giving DSP money today makes them extra pieces of shit!? We all know 1MinuteMan has his $25 on deck. I think those dent heads are gonna tip extra hard out spite towards John and Howard. Cock suckers. Just like DSP, his Whales have no integrity.
 
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