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He play games? Didn’t he go on rants about “violent” media? Lol a guy who chokes his son is upset about violent media
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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The only thing this wasteful fat fuck is stretching is his waistband
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Uncharted stars a white guy who routinely murders brown people in grave-robbing quests around the world.
Of course he likes it.
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I'm afraid to see what he does to that tri-tip, that's a delicious cut of meat when made right and a staple of Californian BBQ. It's gonna bring me to tears to see him destroy it.
Though that being said, before leaving my last job due to conflicts with management I absconded with the secret tri-tip recipe. Maybe I should email it to Jack and request a special shoutout to the business.
Though that being said, before leaving my last job due to conflicts with management I absconded with the secret tri-tip recipe. Maybe I should email it to Jack and request a special shoutout to the business.
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I know we all talk about how fat the Scalfani clan is, but holy shit the males are also apparently entirely incapable of growing facial hair that doesn't make them look like inbred yokels.
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I know the thread has moved on but it bears repeating that Jack Scalfani Jr. is a homosexual just like his father, and like his father, he is unable to conceal it properly because he is also a low-functioning fatty with a lizard brain.
Hey junior, it doesn't matter how much you lift or how tough you act, you will always be this:
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Super Hans
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Used to. He tried out livestreaming Horizon: Zero Dawn. But stroke #3 put an end to that venture.
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Damn he really looks Muslim in this. The Scalfani Ay-rab gene runs strong.
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Abu Jack al-Amriki
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Oh no he's totally a gamer gaiz. Even with his gimp hand he's totally a gamer.
The only time he's actually mentioned this and it might have something to do with the sponsor being "World of Warships". The first and only sponsor he ever got.
And of course the food is fucking disgusting.
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World of Warships is one of the sponsors literally any dumb fuck with a channel can get. You ask them for a referral code, and your pay is purely based on commission. No guesses what Jack got from that.
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jack uploaded a couple video game live streams onto his "jack scalfani" channel (one of his dozen channels) in 2016 and 17
Super Hans
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Looks like Jack is able to drive an on-rails video game vehicle about as well as in real life.
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I just watched the first minute of the Horizon Zero Dawn video and don't get how he missed that shot. He could still play games with 1 arm. I would subscribe to a twitch channel most likely if he streamed himself playing Chess.
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It would just be him playing chess as if it was checkers and then be dumbfounded and pissed when the opposing player makes a legit chess move.
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There are also several Assassins Creed Origins videos on tech time:
Plus this hilariously bad Fortnite gameplay with Qali in which jack suffers a conniption fit after Qali explains what a cuck is.
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No better source to learn financial management from than a bloated fucking retard that hasn't worked in decades and owns more than a dozen bacon cookers and loads of smokers for no reason at all. And that's considering it's not even his own money!
This confirms that the party is over for the Jagoff and he finally pissed off his wife, his loved ones, the IRS or all of them at once. Anyways, the best thing Tammy could do is shutting down this fat fuck on his purchases and taking over the channel for him, if he complains she simply won't give him any more money and good fucking luck in making any with his idiotic business skills. He's probably too stupid to understand how loans work, so she might be better off with him being afraid to borrow money to keep his dead channel going, on a good outcome, I mean!
And that's considering this fucking idiot owns a fuckload of meat related appliances like smokers, grills and bacon cookers. I basically have a small grill I use on the rare chance I'm cooking some BBQ and my oven, and even the worst outcomes I've had (including the time I miscalculated the temperature on the stove and overcooked some ribs badly) still looked better than anything the Jagoff ever served, and this guy has been doing this for fucking decades!
Really, the worst restaurants I have been to, including one that served chicken whose bones might have been softer than the meat, never came close to Jagoff's presentation. At least the shitty places fucking tried to serve something that looks edible, Jack simply burns everything to shit on the outside and serves it raw on the inside and hasn't learned a thing since he started his channel back in 2005. You'd think his remaining neurons would at least try and imitate other, skilled cooks on YouTube on how to properly cook meat, but this retard is swimming so deep inside his narcissistic delusions that you'd have an easier time teaching his dog to cook a steak for you, with the final product being better off than Jack's own!
Whenever Jack is cooking meat, you can pretty much guarantee he is going to fuck it up by doing the same thing he always does, cooking on the highest setting and serving the cuts burned to a crisp on the outside and raw on the inside. Following basic food safety tips is too much for him to handle, and so is turning down a knob on his stove, apparently. On terms of temperature, smoking and grilling can be a bit challenging to get right at first but pretty manageable once you get the point right, but this guy has no idea how to manage one of the most basic skills of cooking yet he still claims to be a Food Industry expert with more than a decade of experience. He is that fucking delusional!I'm afraid to see what he does to that tri-tip, that's a delicious cut of meat when made right and a staple of Californian BBQ. It's gonna bring me to tears to see him destroy it.
Though that being said, before leaving my last job due to conflicts with management I absconded with the secret tri-tip recipe. Maybe I should email it to Jack and request a special shoutout to the business.
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Jack doesn't know how to bring down the heat on his kettle grill.
Mister BBQ can only BBQ with electric smokers and grills.
Mister BBQ can only BBQ with electric smokers and grills.