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How about not using Tammy's money to buy more useless kitchen crap to start.
Still, I would love to see Jack try to give advice on saving money just to see how financially illiterate he is
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Still, I would love to see Jack try to give advice on saving money just to see how financially illiterate he is
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Watching him cut that meatloaf is just sad
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A few things.
1. I'm almost 99.9% sure Julia wasn't "the first person to go on TV and cook or be recorded in video format". He talks as if he is 80 years old and trying to gatekeep Julia Child.
2. He mentions voting in a poll that closed almost 2 weeks ago.
3. All those kitchen gadgets and nothing to help him dice or chop garlic. Spend $25 and get a slap chop.
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The US had James Beard with his show "I Love to Eat" which was taped almost 20 years before Julia Child. The UK has the first TV chef with Phillip Harbin's show "Cookery" filmed a few months prior to Beard.
In fact the first major TV chef was The Galloping Gourmet, Graham Kerr, who started filming his cooking show 4 years prior to Childs
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In the U.S. it was James Beard he had a show called I love to eat unfortunately it was on in the 40's and no footage survives.
Remember kids you don't have to be 1st, just 1st to save the footage.
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Why doesn't he use his food processor? It would fit perfectly with JULIA IN JUNE. She was one of the biggest proponents of them when they first came out, and even showed them off on the Dick Cavett show.
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Because fatty admitting the assistance of a kitchen appliance would prove he has a disability. Same reason he won’t use the adaptive cutting board that he totally sent to himself but didn’t. It would be admitting he has a disability (from his own gluttony) vs. having “an accident” which he has larped in the past.
Lol, my iPhone almost autocorrected larp to lard.
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Lmao this gimped-out fat fuck can't even get the skin off the cloves. You need two hands, and not to be a retard. He loses on both.
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I find it weird he would say Julia Child always uses butter. I'm pretty sure her Bouillabaisse didn't call for butter and she's done recipes with Jacques Pepin that didn't use butter. Also, he burned those onions. I didn't check the recipe, but I'm going to assume the onions should have been sweated which requires low temperature. I honestly can't tell if he rushes his videos so he can eat sooner or he just doesn't want to do editing. Maybe it's both.
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Graham Kerr was the best. My grandmother, who didn't speak a lick of English, loved watching him because he was so unapologetically genuine and loved food. Julia's claim to fame was bringing French cuisine into everybody's home and showing them how it wasn't that difficult to make.
Which makes Mushbrain's claim that her Boeuf Bourgingnon was the most difficult thing he ever made. Sure there's a lot of steps to it and using those pearl onions can be a pain in the ass but the end result is good. He's just a lazy bastard.
And much love to Dick Cavett as well. The guy was possibly the gold standard when it came to doing interviews. His interview with legend Groucho Marx was one of his best. He was genuinely interested in speaking with his guests and asking them legitimate questions about them.
He latches onto one thing when it comes to emulating other people. Julia used butter because she trained in France and that's what they used for just about everything. And then because he's a terrible cook he either overcooks things or under cooks them.
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Jesus Christ he squats like Big Lenny.
Edit: Might be nitpicking or me just being dumb, but why is he squatting with a spotter if the rack has spotter arms?
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You damned know well, he wants a man to touch him.
Jacks cooking videos normally make me laugh and or gag, but in "honor" of Julia Child... fuck me that's like getting a nazi flag tattoo to support Martin Luther King jr..
Not only is this revolting his history is all wrong and it's a quick google. I don't even pretend to be a chef (while like many here I enjoy cooking) but I know 40 times about Julia. She's such a rock star and role model of a person, she should be up there on histories everyone knows, with out sperging too much, she's also a great icon of feminism, she was a code breaker, chef, tv host sold books and loving wife. I have nothing but praise for her even outside the kitchen.
If you really want a treat watch the stuff she did with Jacque pepin, they were friends and you can tell it when they work together it's a riot and educational and looks like you'd be asking for 3rds!
It is funny, food processors/slap chops are legit tools but Jack much like he grills everything feels it's a sissy not manly way of doing things. So he won't use one, speaking of Jack, with your cum beard... what to you use to shave oh manly man? I bet it's some of tam tams cooch razors with 42 blades and a sniper scope so you don't cut yourself. I'd love to see strokey mc fatso try a safety let alone a real straight cleaning up his jizz patch.
Edit: LOL Jr has a belt on for that weight? hahahahaha faggooooootttt.
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Holy fuck that belt looks like it's about to fucking burst.
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Junior might be a gym rat, but gyms only half the battle. I fundamentally refuse to believe he's learned any proper portion control even if he's diet planning at all. All Bulking no Cutting, and you'll start to adopt some amusing body shapes.
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Weirdest corset I have ever seen.
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He's young enough eat anything is legit game plan. The fact he's still bloating shows he's just not with a good lifting plan.
PL: friend of mine comes from a thiccc family and he played lineman on college football team (same age as jr) he lifted but had a power lifter body shape dude housed at least 2 pizzas a day plus rest of his food. Needless to say older he got more he cleaned diet up. But also he had that build if he was in all sweats or a big coat he just looked huskey but never fat.
Jr has some kinda sad PCT roid body but doesn't even use gear.
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There's already a Youtuber who does that, TheWolfePit. And like Jack Wolfe is a fat boomer who cooks pretty shitty food. But unlike Jack Wolfe has no grand delusions over what he is and just seems like a decent salt of the earth type. Also Wolfe shoots his videos competently.
By the way Jack I wanna be nice for once. Julia Child toward the end of her life made an appearance on Martha Stewart with the other legendary fine cuisine TV Chef Jacques Pepin. They made a Hollandaise Sauce together. Please Jack if you ever attempt to do Hollandaise absolutely do not mimic what they do in this video. It's the most moronic way to do Hollandaise.
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Instructions unclear, adding unholy amounts of starch to sauce.