DSP Reacts/Rewrites History!: The John Rambo and Howard Video [June 4th, 2022]

Michael Janke said:
couldn't phil have created an excel spreadsheet and compiled his views and payment and deduced an average per month.|
or he could set it up with payment per 1000 views per month,
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Somebody asked about this in the mid-2010s and Phil said he'd tried, only to immediately throw it out and not even consider another spreadsheet because it showed he was losing money for most of the year and did not even break even unless he only looked at his best months. This is not a joke and says a lot about how far in denial Phil is.
 
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You know what? I'll be honest. I kind of feel bad for him with this doordash thing. Granted he should have looked into the resturaunt first. But seeing this activates that primal part of my brain where someone has stolen my food.

The best part is he looks more upset here than he has when he said he was 'hurt' by Rambo and Howard. So I know he's being geniune. See Phil? I CAN empathize with you.
 
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I love that most of this react has been Phil desperately trying to talk over J&H, as if he's in the room with them as they're talking.

Boy, this has been a recollection through the ghost town that is StayBallsy-man that has exceeded my expectations.

Phil, people asked for answers, and you're giving them (and yourself) aneurysms. I hope the chump change was worth this unintentional public asphyxiation of yourself, and I hope to god that J&H make a response to your react to keep the bullshit tennis going.

Or at least Howard. Just Howard would be enough.
 
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PetiteDragon43 said:
You know what? I'll be honest. I kind of feel bad for him with this doordash thing. Granted he should have looked into the resturaunt first. But seeing this activates that primal part of my brain where someone has stolen my food.

The best part is he looks more upset here than he has when he said he was 'hurt' by Rambo and Howard. So I know he's being geniune. See Phil? I CAN empathize with you.
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Always, dude. The only time this clown ever shows anything that could be considered to be genuine emotion is when food is involved. He can't tell you what his favorite song, book, or movie is, but ask him about something he ate and he won't shut up.
 
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The irony of him blaming trolls for his fall out with John and Howard. Anyone else remember when Phil told his fans before their were more socks than real people to contract John on social media to find out why he wouldn't do videos with him? I guess Phil forgot that.

I hope whatever dent who edited this video for him didn't take that part out. Especially, because John says Phil's hard-core fans aren't the smartest.
 
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PetiteDragon43 said:
You know what? I'll be honest. I kind of feel bad for him with this doordash thing. Granted he should have looked into the resturaunt first. But seeing this activates that primal part of my brain where someone has stolen my food.

The best part is he looks more upset here than he has when he said he was 'hurt' by Rambo and Howard. So I know he's being geniune. See Phil? I CAN empathize with you.
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Nah this is just modern lazy ass consoomer type thinking that everything in the world can be doordashed. Pretty obvious that most of this shit is meant for being at restaurant, which is why most of the food he gets ends up looking like shit on these segments. Of course he's going to just end up tossing that oxtail that costs god knows what while claiming he's poor.
 
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RADRAD said:
I love that most of this react has been Phil desperately trying to talk over J&H, as if he's in the room with them as they're talking.
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If they were in the room with him he would not be talking over them. Reminder that the only reason Phil acts as arrogant as he does is because he knows no one will pummel him into the ground for being so annoying.
 
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