DSP Reacts/Rewrites History!: The John Rambo and Howard Video [June 4th, 2022]

[Fill Bern El]

staring down the goddamn camera

 

[actually]

staring down the goddamn camera
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He looks like a fucking animal caught on a trail camera mid-bite

 

[SomeBoyo]

Spoiler: You've been warned

 

[Michael Janke]

Imagine from this point on, Phil is talking about pussy.
let's try it.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

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Dammit. Fuck. He's insane

 

[Paladin Derich]

staring down the goddamn camera
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Literally a wendigo eating his fill.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

He looks like a fucking animal caught on a trail camera mid-bite

Dammit, I was going to write the exact same thing. Those eyes are ravenous dog type eyes. Kat better be careful that Phil doesn't try to bite her hand if she comes close.

 

[Dona Morte]

Guys I knew I was taking a hit today and I wasn't gonna raise much.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

He needs to unperson Howard in his preface so he can just outright dismiss everything Howard says, which is far more blunt and inflammatory than John.
"Howard wasn't actually my friend..."
Alright. So he was just a business associate that Phil didn't pay properly. That's arguably worse because Phil can't claim that they were friends working together for fun. Howard is just someone that he used and then didn't properly compensate for no clear reason.

That just means Howard's criticisms are even more reasonable.

It's especially shitty of DSP considering what Howard says nearer the end of the podcast, how on DSP's last stream in CT event DSP texted Howard asking him to come, Howard told him he couldn't since he had plans with his fiancee, and DSP guilted him by going on about how it was his last time in CT and how good it would be for Howard to come by. Howard then cancelled his plans with his fiancee to be able to go to DSPs dumb little event that, likely, DSP knew he needed to keep Rambo and Howard at for as long as possible because which of his fans gives a shit about "Mayor McJustin" or "Nestor".

Fucking cancelling on time spent with your fiancee to play video games for free to earn money for a guy who already cheated you and your friends multiple times, only for him to say years later you weren't even friends? Poor Howie. Constantly getting stugatz googatz

 

[PutridElephant]

Spoiler: You've been warned

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No Phil, that's not how you hold it. Ask Khet to show you how she holds Tyrone's.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Nothing like a sip of gin to wash away the taste of meat on the bone.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Phil just touched soup to his tongue, not even enough to be swallowed, and is having a childish meltdown over how yucky it is

What a pussy ass bitch

 

[Need Help With Tips]

Made the mistake of tuning in just after I'd made my dinner. How anyone can watch him lip smack, chew with his mouth open and speak with a bunch of food in his mouth is beyond me. Absolutely fucking nasty.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

staring down the goddamn camera
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Maybe he's developing self awareness regarding the fact that he looks in absolute agony eating a marshmallow.

 

[Dona Morte]

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

Phil eating cold broth. Chat says do not eat cold broth. Phil eats cold broth. "EWWWww!! Uggh! Ewwww!"

It's no shock oxtail is lost on Phil, his palette only tastes salt from consuming his oven meals over and over. He reminds me of how our old dog used to eat, smacking his chops and dribbling all over the place but even the dog didn't make as much of a racket as Phil squealing in his chair.

 

[Sup3r]

staring down the goddamn camera
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I love the defensive posture like he's scared the camera's going to steal his dinner.

 

[capefear56]

 

[Bigbadyeet]

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Thanks for that

 

[SomeBoyo]

#how-do-I-eat