Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Godzilla@1989]

I miss when Star Wars wasn't a franchise that was so badly fucked in the ass it's anus split wide open and bled everywhere.

I was reminded recently of the first time I rode the original Star Tours at Disney World, how exciting it was to feel like you set foot inside the Star Wars universe, I was never the world's biggest Star Wars fan but it was absolutely something I was a fan of and something that deserved much better than this.

What the fuck has gone wrong with society that the premier pop culture franchise gets raped so badly, remember when people used to say George Lucas "raped my childhood"? L O FUCKING L

I'll take a thousand Jar Jar Binks over Disney's bullshit, George Lucas in his wildest dreams never could have done the damage to this franchise that Disney has done.

I’ll also take that ridiculous baby mama drama from ROTS over Disney any day of the week.

 

[Manly_Brony]

But if we assume that the sequels were made when they were, during the last decade, then an EU adaptation still could have worked, although some fans would certainly not approve. See, TFA came out in 2015, 32 years after RotJ. In the old EU timeline, that would put it approximately around the time of the New Jedi Order series, give or take a few years. And that was probably one of the more infamous series in the EU, introducing the Yuuzhan Vong, dropping a moon on Chewbacca, and generally taking a darker turn than most fans were used to. A movie adaptation of the series would also be somewhat difficult considering how many novels it spans.

So yeah, it was possible, but Disney chucked the EU out the window and gave us memberberry-infused deconstructionist retreads of the OT instead. With what we got, I think I'd rather have the weird biotech aliens.

It's edgier but we have gone soft as well. IV formerly known as Star Wars had smoldering corpses, amputation and millions of deaths. I've borrowed and started reading The Truce at Bakura yesterday and Ssi-ruu entechment sounds pretty gruesome too. Mengele meets Jurassic Park.

The Holiday Special had one thing the sequels will never have; actually having the OT cast all on screen with each other.

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And you could see the cocaine doing it's thing on the actors' faces.

Seriously though it could've been an OK plot if they axe the cartoon segment and the variety show bullshit. Fett and the Imperials lay a trap for Han Solo and Chewbacca on the latter's home planet by holding the Wookiee's family hostage and their friends have to rescue them. Add some fights and voila, a decent film! I may get the autist rating but I'm a fan of the first Ewok movie because it's a fun little adventure. The second one on the other hand is hot garbage. The antagonists were clearly meant to appear in some sword & sorcery flick and Wicket can speak Galactic Basic BEFORE meeting Princess Leia.

 

[Unpure]

I think my cousins in my family chat group must be watching an entirely different show....

 

[Power Glove]

What the fuck is up with the compositing for the green-screen background of this clip? It looks so fake.

Does the background on this not remind anyone else of the FMV sequences from Dark Forces II: Jedi Knight, y'know, the cutscenes from a 1997 video game where everything was shot on the cheap (and somehow had better acting)?

Spoiler: The God among Men, Katarn

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They aren't even fucking trying with this show. I don't even want to know what the FX budget for this was.

Disney wished they could make something as entertaining as the Dark Forces/Jedi Knight series.

 

[Sneed F91]

I think my cousins in my family chat group must be watching an entirely different show....

D E A T H V A D E R
It's interesting to see normies that aren't terminally online hardcore SW autists react to this show and what Disney is doing. Most people I know don't give a shit anymore.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

Sounds like the sequels to me. What was popular in 2015-2019? MCU capeshit. Solution? Turn SW into soulless MCU wannabe capeshit.

MCU had good costume design that was often on the line between believable to ostentatious. Sequels was just Chinese knockoffs of OT Star Wars.

 

[TinCan Wizard]

I think my cousins in my family chat group must be watching an entirely different show....

Normies are disgusting.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

this was interesting

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

 

[Din Djarin]

I mean it looks like Leia got her buns from having her hair styled closely to Breha's. Or I'm stupid and misunderstanding that tweet, which is very possible.

 

[Miller]

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I hope it happens and it's Obi-Wan who ties her hair like that. It would be another way to emasculate Kenobi even more.

 

[Shekelslovakia]

I mean it looks like Leia got her buns from having her hair styled closely to Breha's. Or I'm stupid and misunderstanding that tweet, which is very possible.

Are The Star Wars Writers Group that retarded? That hairstyle can be traced back to ROTS where Padme tells Anakin she's pregnant after the space battle over Coruscant!!

That's like if you made a Star wars show and it explained how Darth Vader got his voice modulator even though he had it as soon as he donned the helmet.

What a bunch of brain dead fucks!!!

 

[The Ugly One]

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I hope it's because she culturally appropriates from a Black girl from the Detroit Planet.

 

[Sneed F91]

I just saw Top Gun: Maverick today and it was as great as everyone said it was. Watching it made me realize something:
The sequel trilogy had absolutely no excuse for turning out the way it did.
None.

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It showed it's entirely possible to make a sequel to a movie 30 years later and progress the story in a natural way, do right by old characters, introduce new characters who matter and don't exist solely to be fanfic tier OCs who are better than the old cast, and respect the original without just being a straight up lazy rehash. Tom Cruise actually teaches the new characters (like Luke SHOULD HAVE done) how to be better pilots but he needs them as much as they need him. He's not some pathetic old man being shat on by everyone. There's no bullshit ironic subversions anywhere in sight. No shitting on the fans. No China pandering. No tearing down of the patriarchy. No mystery boxes. "b-buh prequels bad that's why the ST had to be like OT" isn't an excuse anymore. Seeing those jets really flying in the air in IMAX demonstrates how lame and uninspired the aerial combat in the sequels really is. Do any of you guys even remember how the SKB battle went? It's all a bunch of CGI bullshit. Hell they even managed to have a conflict between two characters similar to the one Luke and Crylo had in TLJ but actually well done (and not completely nonsensical).

It makes a lot of sense why Disney is pushing this "NO GUYS THE FANS ARE REALLY RACIST" thing right now because without it Top Gun Maverick would completely take attention away from Kenobi. btw this BTFO the Rogue Squadron movie and that movie hasn't even started production yet.

JJ Abrams managed to fuck up two separate franchises, Joseph Kosinski managed to successfully revive separate franchises. It's like poetry.

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

They had all the money in the world but this shit is the best they could do? Obi and Vader's confrontation in ANH was iconic... but instead of that being the first they see each other in decades, this faggotry is their new canon first reunion. Complete aids. Disney is unbelievably incompetent.

Calling that scene shit is being too diplomatic. It was utter drecht and reinforces the belief that DisneyWars has and wants nothing to do with the Star Wars franchise and characters it acquired from LucasFilm.

Even shitty fan films can do better than them these days, which is sad when you really think about it. A multibillion dollar rat company can only produce below fanfilm-quality media to pander to the lowest common denominator.

As I've mentioned before, garbage-tier fan fiction is a step above Disney's Star Wars releases these days. NGL: Everything new Disney releases seems more like multimedia shitposting or trollposting than it does content worth enjoying.

Fucking Christ can James Earl Jones be left alone in peace.

The sad part of this is that JEJ was a kickass actor throughout his career and this comes after he overcame a stuttering problem. Sure, Vader might be his most iconic role, but he's a successful actor in his own right without regard to his race, gender, or whatever.

What the woke crowd doesn't or won't recognize that his race has little do with the appreciation and respect he's received from fans throughout his career. To the contrary, the woke crowd feels it necessary to constantly remind fans which contemporary characters are portrayed by minorities and that we can't criticize them - even constructively - because it's too problematic or racist to do so.

TLDR I fucking hate what Disney did to Leia the SW Franchise

FTFY.

Seriously, though, this is why i prefer to enjoy what I like about SW on my own terms and not based on what Disney wants to force-feed the masses.

 

[Sneed F91]

The sad part of this is that JEJ was a kickass actor throughout his career and this comes after he overcame a stuttering problem. Sure, Vader might be his most iconic role, but he's a successful actor in his own right without regard to his race, gender, or whatever.

To the Disneydrones Jones is just some black guy they only bring up when they remember black people were in Star Wars before John Boyega.

 

[Din Djarin]

Are The Star Wars Writers Group that retarded? That hairstyle can be traced back to ROTS where Padme tells Anakin she's pregnant after the space battle over Coruscant!!

That's like if you made a Star wars show and it explained how Darth Vader got his voice modulator even though he had it as soon as he donned the helmet.

What a bunch of brain dead fucks!!!

How the fuck did I forget Padme's hair??? Disregard me completely. As for the writers, they probably are that stupid. I wouldn't be surprised if they feel the need to make an incredibly elaborate backstory for something so simple.

 

[AGreatDipAtAFairPrice]

I don't like how Obi Wan Kenobi feels like the 3rd, 4th, 9th (???) most important part of a show called Obi Wan Kenobi. The Mandalorian, The Child popularity notwithstanding, was the focal point and most important character. Why'd it have to have Leia and Vader in it and all those new characters hogging up the screen and big-timing Obi Wan Kenobi in a show called Obi Wan Kenobi? I think they focus grouped and test screened this and people said it sucked so Disney pulled the non-White and LGBT cast card yet again.

 

[Screamer]

Then being 6 episodes. It needs to really turn around an having Obi-Wan taking charge in the next episode. Not, "Oh hey, I'm a fake Jedi con man, here, let me save you two."

"Oh hey, I'm a fake Imperial, let me save you."

 

[Shekelslovakia]

JJ Abrams managed to fuck up two separate franchises, Joseph Kosinski managed to successfully revive separate franchises. It's like poetry.

Give a franchise to a dirty kike from Hollywood. Watch him kill it, rape it in front of its mother then charge her for just witnessing it.

Give a franchise to a creative Polish Christian from Milwaukee. Watch him resurrect it as if it were the second coming and have it loved by everyone.

Political Sperging but... Am I right?