Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

[Law]

I've never heard a more masculine name than Armando Leon Morris

The fictional character Armando Leon Morris is a swarthy, European shipping magnate (half-Greek and half-Irish), with flowing raven hair and a jaw like an African spear. He stars in a series of mucky books (Love Blooms in Lisbon) that are eagerly devoured by a fat, foul-mouthed sociopath named Ethena Ralph. One night, the author of the book series (who is also named Armando) is stranded after a serious car crash. Ethena rescues him, and brings him to her remote cabin to recover. She claims to be his biggest fan, and her obsession takes a dark turn when she discovers that he wants to quit writing the Love in Lisbon books and go to school for public relations. As the injured Armando devises plans for escape, Ethena grows increasingly controlling, even violent, as she forces the author to shape his writing to suit her twisted fantasies.
Swinery. Starring James Caan as Armando and Cathy Bates as Ethena Ralph.

 

[veri]

I love Amando Lynn Morris, I think he's dreamy.

armando lucas morris

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I think the main reason Meigh stays with Ralph wa evident during the Portugal beatdown video with Ralph looking like a giant baby. There’s no doubt in my mind Ralph is into that weird baby role play stuff that gets Meigh, the pedophile, off.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I think the main reason Meigh stays with Ralph wa evident during the Portugal beatdown video with Ralph looking like a giant baby. There’s no doubt in my mind Ralph is into that weird baby role play stuff that gets Meigh, the pedophile, off.

well she is into young Asian things, so makes sense

 

[Apis Mellifica]

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So that would make her born in 1996 or 1997 meaning she's 1 or 2 years younger then Pantsu.
This woman seems to be on the heavier side but she's still magnitudes more attractive then any woman Ralph has dated.
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Not to be to creepy but if you had her as a baby moma maybe you wouldn't need to be so ashamed of your fiance cause it would be a woman and spend most of your income on baby formula there Ralph.

She could be 100lbs heavier and still magnitudes more attractive than Meigh could ever hope to be. Gunt's pissy he will never get positive attention from a woman as attractive as that.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Ralph and Meigh continue to double down on their highschool power-couple fantasy - now it's hoards of moocows trying to steal Meigh's prize pig:
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Looks like Ralph in a Halloween costume but the tits are too small:
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A happy couple in love doing silly things together to make people laugh. Must cut Meigh to the bone as she's stuck in a shithole rental by herself with a crying baby while Ralph is in Europe trying to find the next dumb slut to impregnate. At least she's got lots of time to think about her choices:
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Where’s the Afro truck? Repoed already? Stolen? Sitting in long-term parking in DC? What’s it like making predatory loan payments on a middle-aged NEET’s vehicle he ain’t even using?

 

[Watching]

She could be 100lbs heavier and still magnitudes more attractive than Meigh could ever hope to be.

The only thing she can make fun of other girls for is that they're fat, it's all she's got on them. She doesn't have a good body, she doesn't have a good face, she doesn't have a good personality. Personally I'd rather be fat than be May.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Bro get your bitch’s choppers fixed Goddamm even real niggas flex they money on they teef.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Yes, Meigh, everyone is just jealous of your looks.

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Oh my god; she  does look like a horse.

 

[HotdogWater]

Why do so many people here keep posting obvious shoops of meigh looking like a male? That isn't necessary. Normal pictures of "her" already look masculine enough, and when you post the obviously fake ones, you're just giving 'her' the excuse to say that we're lying about how ugly 'she' actually is... Even though normal pictures of this person are more than enough to prove that isn't the case.

I want to agree with you, but unfortunately every picture of her is real. Dedicated fans like John Andrews Stan only reupload her selfies

 

[Fannyscum]

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"Hot Topic!" She replies confidently, leaning awkwardly against a crooked rusted railing, overgrown lawn with random furniture strewn around in the background. I can't tell if it's stretchmarks or a snail trail peeking out over her shorts but the more I look at those misshapen thighs the further I feel myself from God's light.
EDIT: Check out the nice curve on the street light #NOFILTERS:

 

[break these cuffs]

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"Hot Topic!" She replies confidently, leaning awkwardly against a crooked rusted railing, overgrown lawn with random furniture strewn around in the background. I can't tell if it's stretchmarks or a snail trail peeking out over her shorts but the more I look at those misshapen thighs the further I feel myself from God's light.

That tiki torch is leaning more than Gunt after a Killstream.

 

[heathercho]

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"Hot Topic!" She replies confidently, leaning awkwardly against a crooked rusted railing, overgrown lawn with random furniture strewn around in the background. I can't tell if it's stretchmarks or a snail trail peeking out over her shorts but the more I look at those misshapen thighs the further I feel myself from God's light.
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That smile makes her look like a River Kappa.

She wouldn't look so awful if she wasn't so greasy and wore clothes that suited her body. No one wants a low effort e-thot.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

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"Hot Topic!" She replies confidently, leaning awkwardly against a crooked rusted railing, overgrown lawn with random furniture strewn around in the background. I can't tell if it's stretchmarks or a snail trail peeking out over her shorts but the more I look at those misshapen thighs the further I feel myself from God's light.
EDIT: Check out the nice curve on the street light #NOFILTERS:
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Each time I see her she looks more and more like @John Andrews Stan's edits, buy this picture is like she tweeted one of them by mistake.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

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"Hot Topic!" She replies confidently, leaning awkwardly against a crooked rusted railing, overgrown lawn with random furniture strewn around in the background. I can't tell if it's stretchmarks or a snail trail peeking out over her shorts but the more I look at those misshapen thighs the further I feel myself from God's light.

Pantsu taught Gunt how to use filters like a proper ethot. Standing in the ghetto backyard next to the old rusty lift gate bar try to whore it up online with her baby daughter inside is classy af. Too bad Gunt can’t stand her or she could have been taking selfies in Iberia.

Her sausage casing thighs are so fucking weird. Got be a curse for a ED headcase since they tend to be obsessed with thigh gaps. I don’t get why she’s got bloat thighs but she should definitely buy shorts that aren’t so short and tight.

She suffers from being the butt of the classic fatty comeback. Fatties can lose weight, but you can’t fix ugly.

 

[break these cuffs]

Pantsu taught Gunt how to use filters like a proper ethot. Standing in the ghetto backyard next to the old rusty lift gate bar try to whore it up online with her baby daughter inside is classy af. Too bad Gunt can’t stand her or she could have been taking selfies in Iberia.

Her sausage casing thighs are so fucking weird. Got be a curse for a ED headcase since they tend to be obsessed with thigh gaps. I don’t get why she’s got bloat thighs but she should definitely buy shorts that aren’t so short and tight.

She suffers from being the butt of the classic fatty comeback. Fatties can lose weight, but you can’t fix ugly.

He body is nothing compared to the horror that is their lawn.

 

[Bush did USS Maine]

Who took that picture? Ralph is still in Europe. May used to hang out with Alice, but that's presumably a no-go now. Is the baby already using a phone camera? Who's in Ralph's house while he's gone?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Who took that picture? Ralph is still in Europe. May used to hang out with Alice, but that's presumably a no-go now. Is the baby already using a phone camera? Who's in Ralph's house while he's gone?

Tyrone, right before he assed to mouthed her

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

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"Hot Topic!" She replies confidently, leaning awkwardly against a crooked rusted railing, overgrown lawn with random furniture strewn around in the background. I can't tell if it's stretchmarks or a snail trail peeking out over her shorts but the more I look at those misshapen thighs the further I feel myself from God's light.
EDIT: Check out the nice curve on the street light #NOFILTERS:
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Lol you niggas really busting out the red lines again.

 

[AltisticRight]

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"Hot Topic!" She replies confidently, leaning awkwardly against a crooked rusted railing, overgrown lawn with random furniture strewn around in the background. I can't tell if it's stretchmarks or a snail trail peeking out over her shorts but the more I look at those misshapen thighs the further I feel myself from God's light.
EDIT: Check out the nice curve on the street light #NOFILTERS:
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Using straight objects to determine filters is a bad idea, since camera lenses have distortion. Usually barrel or pincushion for shorter focal lengths, but rarely the two combined, which creates a wavey effect, colloquially called moustache distortion... Doesn't seem to be the case here though.

What we are seeing here is an example of filters causing crooked waves. I refuse to believe this is caused by the camera. Look at that tiki torch or whatever closer to the foreground being all crooked and fucked as well. Gross.