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Don't forget the weirdest adaptation of the story in Silent Night Deadly Night 5 where Gepetto makes toys that kill people and shit.
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Wasn't that fruit bowl "Billy Porter" gonna play the Blue Fairy?
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With the who Parental Rights Bill it's amazing to see where Disney has gone in recent years. I remember about 15 years ago where they couldn't even mention someone was even gay or not. In High School Musical it was pretty clear they Ryan was gay from the way he talked to his manors. Yet they couldn't mention it so it was just hinted at, if you can even call it that. When it was pointed out how gay he was they tried to set him up with a girl in a later movie. If the movie was made today, he would be out. They could have even done that in the series but because the series takes place in the real world rather than the HSM world they can't. The first movie was just 16 years ago. In that amount of time, we've gone from how controversial it was to even mention a gay character to full LBGT messages.
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finally saw Treasure Planet (mouse one, not the eastern bloc one. I already saw that one)
pretty fun
more than a few times I wanted to replace the crew with the crew from Muppet Treasure Island except for Captain Catgirl
but yeah I can see why it made exactly jack and shit in a box office not used to Leiji Matsumoto style space boats
also Jim's mom was a pretty solid piece of ass
pretty fun
more than a few times I wanted to replace the crew with the crew from Muppet Treasure Island except for Captain Catgirl
but yeah I can see why it made exactly jack and shit in a box office not used to Leiji Matsumoto style space boats
also Jim's mom was a pretty solid piece of ass
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That's not a fairy, that's a witch from "The Witches" pretending to be a fairy.
Srsly why did they have to make her bald? I don't care about her being black but bald is just...ew. For a fairy at least.
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Why, that's just a natural result of
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Ah yes, with the bad wordplay since his name was Joe Petto
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Does anybody remember this fucked version of Pinocchio.
There is also this fucked bakery scene, this shit gave me nightmares as a kid.
There is also this fucked bakery scene, this shit gave me nightmares as a kid.
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well if we're sharing weird Pinocchios
here's a Disney one, featuring... Shields or Yarnell. whichever was the guy
here's a Disney one, featuring... Shields or Yarnell. whichever was the guy
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Don't have weird Pinocchios, but one of my little brothers was pretty big into Disney's Pinocchio when he was six. He's also autistic so he's got echolocation, and one of his favorite quotes was Lampwick's "What's he think I look like, a jackass?" Mom was always amused by it, but she fretted over what if he was to say it in church around any of the sisters who was unaware of his autism and the quote itself. 
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They need to inject black people. Woke is fucking retarded and backwards. These people want to be anti-racist, where the first major goal of being an anti-racist is to admit you're racist. That you're better than black people because society and culture makes it so through white privilege. Admitting they're racist allows them to freely believe and accept a whole bunch of racist and demeaning views and stereotypes about black people. See it as their role to uplift the black people with their privilege.
This backwards view makes them always fall back on things like the magical negro stereotype. Magic is seen as something ancient and from a more primitive time in human history. Before the enlightenment and science. So they represent it with black people. Which shows their racist mindset. Shows they aren't progressive and look down on black people. Think of them as less modern.
So why the hair? Part of this ideology is that structural racism has imposed white western beauty standards on black people. While there is some truth to this, they have to over correct. They focus on the differences. They push the differences. With hair, they have to go out of their way to give them more ethnic and odd hairstyles. Push the differences between black and white people. To other them more. This is why we're always now getting black characters, almost exclusively female with odd hairstyles. Often hair extensions and wigs of braids / dreads arranged in all sorts of weird patterns. They aren't even hairstyles black people have, or done with the actors hair. An invention of a black hairstyle to highlight they aren't white.
This also leads to the bald head. It is the opposite of a white western beauty standard for women. Some black women prefer to just shave their heads due to the nature of their hair. The woke get focused on this, because once again, it's the opposite of what is seen as positive for white woman. So they go out of their way to highlight the black women being bald because it's so different from what they'd do with a white person.
White people have a standard of beauty, to not impose that on black women is to free them. Which ends up meaning they go out of their way to make them ugly. Reject the notion of any standard of beauty or aesthetic. This is why it's so common to cast ugly actresses that are black. To cast fat actresses that are black. It is fighting injustices against black people by deliberately making their characters and representation ugly.
This also leads to why there is an overabundance in gay, trans, non-binary characters that are black. They put the not common thing on the "other" the black character.
It's why so many couples are made interraciall in Hollywood and UK stuff. People mistake this as pushing the chucking of white men, or pushing interacial couples. While some of that exists, a large part of it is feeling like they're doing black people a favour by showing them in relationships with a privileged white people. Like it's an aspirational goal. Although this is starting to change course, as the woke isn't as progressive as they think. They're starting to also lean back on the idea that black people should be shown dating black people only. Or at least non-white, so Latino and black couples etc.
Further on this, another interesting way to notice how backwards the woke mindset is. Is how they make gender and race casting decisions so often based on the opposite of a stereotype. As more of the "aspirational" representation goal. This isn't exclusive to just black women. They also do it with white women. So if a character is meant to be a brilliant scientist, they will default on a women, often a women of color. As that's the opposite of where their mind goes. It's doing a favour, "imagine you too could be smart!" Imagine you're the President or some high ranking valued position.
There's a weird cliche with how they introduce these characters. Often they'll describe them as how brilliant and important they are. Where they want you to then be shocked when it is revealed as a woman of color in the role. Thinking they are blowing your mind about your own racist stereotypes and perceptions. Where for the actually racist woke people, they get a hit of, "wow this show is doing good by casting a black woman as the world's smartest person." When most people just roll their eyes, not because they think the character couldn't be a black women, just because they see the dumb woke thought process in place of genuine creative choices.
I'll end my lecture here as I could go on and on.
The standout bad for me in the trailer was this
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Why can't Disney use its legendary corporate synergy, and just make a "Pinocchio: Multiverse of Madness" movie?
I know Disney doesn't own all of them, but they own enough of them. And they have more than enough money to license some of the more memorable ones that they don't already outright own.
I know Disney doesn't own all of them, but they own enough of them. And they have more than enough money to license some of the more memorable ones that they don't already outright own.
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Which ones do they own other than their own and, maybe, a couple of the parodies?
It's a good fan art idea if someone wants to do it, though.
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There it is, I was gonna bring the 1996 version up if no one else did. Surprisingly, this was the version of Pinocchio I watched the most when I was a kid. Dunno why, but its strangely realized world was able to draw me in every time.
Two fun facts:
1. This version was originally going to be directed by Jim Henson and made by Disney, but Disney turned the pitch down.
2. This one was directed by the same guy who did the first Ninja Turtles movie and Coneheads, of all things.
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In the words of Mr enter "adults don't care what their kids watch as long as they don't show a disabled or gay person. "
Oh what I wouldn't give for that sentiment to be true again.
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I remember only seeing it for Jonathan Taylor Thomas, who was smart and disappeared from the limelight.
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You guys remember the time when Donald Duck had a serious temper, to the point where Daisy tried to correct him only for her to have a temper?
Not even the recent Duck Tales reboot could come close to this:
And keep in mind, I didn’t mention the classic, vintage moments of “Duck Cured” from the 40’s or the other old memories of Donald losing his temper, since it would be considered cheating.
Not even the recent Duck Tales reboot could come close to this:
And keep in mind, I didn’t mention the classic, vintage moments of “Duck Cured” from the 40’s or the other old memories of Donald losing his temper, since it would be considered cheating.
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Donald Duck literally became Disney's top cartoon star in the 40s and 50s because of how relatable he was compared to Mickey (and even Goofy, by a little bit). Also:
We need 40s and 50s level patriotism to come back again.
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Then we'll have to bring the Nazis back, too.