DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[SaidNoOneEver]

Pretty much what was expected. Blamed da trolls, depression, alcohol, howard, and everything else except himself. He also cried like a baby trying to explain why he monetized someone's death.

He blamed himself more than he ever has before. He admitted lying too many times to count as well as accepting blame for being an asshole.

 

[actually]

He blamed himself more than he ever has before. He admitted lying too many times to count as well as accepting blame for being an asshole.

Was there a time he didn't qualify it? I admittedly didn't watch a ton of the stream, but when I did, every "it was my fault" was qualified with a "but..." that usually ended up being Howard or DUH TROLLS or MUH DEPRESSION as the real culprit.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Was there a time he didn't qualify it? I admittedly didn't watch a ton of the stream, but when I did, every "it was my fault" was qualified with a "but..." that usually ended up being Howard or DUH TROLLS or MUH DEPRESSION as the real culprit.

I thought he did quite a bit but I also enjoy the new Kenobi so it might be the monkeypox.

 

[Lester Jones]

Apparently, Destiny talked about this failure of a manchild in a recent podcast with PKA:

 

[Q_Anon1001]

Yeah, I do.

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This leads me to believe that his other react vods did very well in terms of ad revenue, and he knows his revnue is going to take a hit with this one since it wouldnt be monetized.

If his tips had been good or over the moon he wouldn't be looking as depressed. 60 for 12 hours with no passive ad income.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

This leads me to believe that his other react vods did very well in terms of ad revenue, and he knows his revnue is going to take a hit with this one since it wouldnt be monetized.

If his tips had been good or over the moon he wouldn't be looking as depressed. 60 for 12 hours with no passive ad income.

DSP is the king of hiding income. When he gets his couple hundo from Patreon what do you hear? Nothing. A couple days after yt check? So poor he had to eat a sandwich and buy store brand juice. Got 400 dollars in subs? Throws that off into the future, where no one will remember to beg for tips now. Got a bankruptcy and his life is stable yet he's still hiding tips, rounding down hard etc. I mean it would be much easier to use the auto tally but he literally doesn't on purpose on his leaderboards. He does MORE work to hide his income. Likewise any mentioning morning stream earnings a couple hours later on the night stream.

No matter what DSP says the only thing we know for certain is that he's lying. We can't even say what about. No one else finds it suspicious that the auto tip from 1mm "didn't come in tonight" but he never showed up in chat? We all know it came in but he cleared it with the dude that he can't acknowledge it today because of his rigid monetization morals.

 

[arrivefriday]

Was there a time he didn't qualify it? I admittedly didn't watch a ton of the stream, but when I did, every "it was my fault" was qualified with a "but..." that usually ended up being Howard or DUH TROLLS or MUH DEPRESSION as the real culprit.

The trolls were the primordial force behind Dave's actions, forcing him to be a piece of shit to people who considered him their friend.

 

[actually]

Apparently, Destiny talked about this failure of a manchild in a recent podcast with PKA:

Shame he got pretty much everything wrong there when trying to be a loremaster. Seems like "he was the guy who is best known for beating off on camera before a stream" would be the way to go, followed up with the gacha stuff.

 

[Penix]

We got a nice little highlight there at the end. Phil can't make friends because of all the "toxicity".

Playing games online with people and getting to know them on a personal level? What if it's a troll dood??? Might leak important personal details.

Going to a horse convention and meeting people who have the same interest as you? There might be some covert ops going on dood, I don't trust it.

Imagine being this far gone lmao, the brain rot is palpable. Humans are meant to socialize, no wonder he comes off like he needs to be institutionalized. What a sad existence.

EDIT:

Big fucking ups to the guys and gals documenting this, especially @YokuNamaTwo , what a nice way to start the day

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Well that was a wild ride. Phil's ability to somehow find yet another new low is what makes him worth following, he apparently put more effort into that than anything ni yeara and still managed to make himself look far worse.

 

[tzgnilki]

So....I'm not going to expect a recap of that shit show but what did we all learn today?

I learned DSP's recent @'ing of the VP about gun control was 100% related to his nigger friend being a victim of black on black crime, meanwhile today DSP was a victim of jew on jew crime by disabling his own ads

 

[Cardef1121]

So the end result of all this is that DSP is, somehow, a bigger piece of shit than any of us imagined. And that's saying a lot. Then he came out for Pride Month by admitting his latent feelings for John and jealousy and anger at how Howard stole John's attention from him. All in his longest, snort-free, marathon ever...

 

[LieLieFyre]

DSP got cucked
tips goal got fucked
trolls didn't get got
end of the day wheelchairs got rocked
still couldn't give enough of a fuck

 

[Sicko Hunter]

That fake crying is some sociopath shit. I am convinced now Phil cannot feel normal people emotions. He can only care about and understand himself. If Phil had an IQ above 90 he would be a threat to the public.

 

[Malcolm Tucker]

Shame he got pretty much everything wrong there when trying to be a loremaster. Seems like "he was the guy who is best known for beating off on camera before a stream" would be the way to go, followed up with the gacha stuff.

He might've made a mess of the details, but I apprecate his excitement in describing how big a fuck up Phil is.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Well, that went well Phil

 

[Iron Father]

Nothing like a feast after a hard day of being an "irredeemable piece of shit" as Metokur would say.


*sniff sniff*

Spoiler

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

This idea has been hammered down on the forums many times at various points but I find it important to restate here after this event

It is not worth making the income Phil does if it means you chop off everything else in your life. John Rambo, Howard, etc. may not bring in the cash he brings in for minimum effort but they’re still probably happier than Phil has ever been (even with his delusional mindset). Of course, he’s going to wake up tomorrow and beg the same and hit the gacha to make himself feel better but this was a rare time where he saw a perspective that didn’t go with the tune of his echo chamber.

Still a total piece of shit for that F- fake tears he put on when talking about dead “friends” and tried to make Howard the bad guy.

 

[Sup3r]

Yeah, I do.

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Stream's not "unmonetised" when you made 60 bucks for it and that's assuming you didn't lie to hide some.

 

[brother-number-one]

did this retard eat his ordered food after the crying segment or before?