DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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[Free Jasper]

“I can’t have any friends”

I said a few weeks ago I think Pigroach should kill himself and I feel validated. Will never have family, will never have friends. Just an awful, bitter human being. End the misery.

However, I personally hope he doesn’t. I’ve said before I think we’re in for an incredibly messy, massive crash around his late 50’s when he realises he’s wasted his life. I think we got a glimpse of what’s in store. It’s coming and I think we’re past the point of no return. Bingo fuel, boys, this baby is going down!

 

[Balr0g]

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Starting to be a running theme of people who leave Phil's island of misery they automatically start doing way better for themselves. [Credit to @Piece of Peace @ Twitter]

Not only that but they used that experience to make their craft better. The thing Phil utterly lack. Has he ever tried to improve his streaming and video quality by himself and constantly? No. Only when he is pushed against the wall does he a minimum of work to improve.

 

[Bigbadyeet]

So whats the over under on the morning stream being cancelled or he's going to be an hour or more late?

On the WWE champions thread you can see he played for 6 hours after the stream ended to max out an event, I imagine it was a gin fuelled fiesta.

But he will just be exhausted from mahrathawn stream

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

I know Phil supporters and fans won't have this experience open them up but this is how Phil will treat you. He pretty much used these guys and considers friendship on a very thin line that you briefly pass up and down depending on how much he benefits from you or if you sleight him the slightest in anyway.

Whoever made this retarded edit for him to watch, you're a cuck. How he treated his "friends" (very loose term now considering what he pulled), is going to happen to you.

 

[FamicomGorby]

So I tapped out of the great John and Howard debunk stream. However the basic takeway I got was Dave has learned nothing, blames everything on Howard and his dupression.

The fact he made this fuckin face when John and Howard are talking about how he's paying them dick while he's buying overpriced statues and a brand new fuckin BMW speaks volumes.

That's a "I can't believe how jelly they are" face if I ever saw one.

 

[Brownshirt Freshman]

Just want to point out during a usual "gameplay" stream which consists of 3 hours of gameplay being generous, Phil needs to take an extended break or else it would be bad for his health. Last night he streamed for about 12 hours and only took a few short breaks and then stayed up 6 more hours after.

 

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Starting to be a running theme of people who leave Phil's island of misery they automatically start doing way better for themselves. [Credit to @Piece of Peace @ Twitter]

What a wonderful moment for them. See DSP If you weren't such a cunt, maybe you could've still been in their lives.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

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Starting to be a running theme of people who leave Phil's island of misery they automatically start doing way better for themselves. [Credit to @Piece of Peace @ Twitter]

New headcannon is that Phil only got married to play catch up with Rambo.

 

[Gotta Groom Em All]

So I tapped out of the great John and Howard debunk stream. However the basic takeway I got was Dave has learned nothing, blames everything on Howard and his dupression.

The fact he made this fuckin face when John and Howard are talking about how he's paying them dick while he's buying overpriced statues and a brand new fuckin BMW speaks volumes.

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That's a "I can't believe how jelly they are" face if I ever saw one.

The left half of his face “smiling” while the right side stays completely numb/limp is just the ironic cherry on top. The gin is destroying his disgusting pig-body.

In other news, I got an horrific and excellent thumbnail/reaction face every single time the stream was accidentally paused.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

"I can't have any friends" is prime narcissist behavior. They're thrilled to be around you if they can take advantage of you and wear whatever mask they need to. But the moment you criticize them, or point out something they did wasn't cool, or even decline to help them, that's fucking it, you're done.

There's no in-between or shades of gray. The moment they experience any kind of damage—no matter how small—to their ego or pride, that's it. There's no apologies, there's no consideration of the offending remark. Friendships and relationships are complex, based on active attempts to understand each other, be emotionally present, and learn from each other, no matter how uncomfortable or anxious it might make you feel. DSP is incapable of all this.

It's the exact same behavior you see with his pay pigs. Willing to tolerate them as long as he can, and the moment they criticize him slightly, they're fucking gone, no matter how much money they've donated. Nothing less than complete adoration can save you from a ban.

He's capable of failure, his own decisions have put him here, and his personality has driven everyone away, even his wife as much as one can when married to the fucker. But no amount of introspection or reflection is allowed in the mind of a narcissist. So if you come into his chat and remind him of any of that, you're LIMBed.

EDIT: How could I forget "DSP the UNDYING" and "DSP the IMMORTAL". That's his self-image reinforcing itself even more. If reality shows you that you're a flailing, over-the-hill shut-in that no one can take seriously or respect, just say that you are and ignore the truth.

 

[TheyCallItNPD]

So this is twice recently where Phil has talked about times in his life where he was a depressed alcoholic who baited and manipulated his friends with pathetic drunken behaviour. Was he ever not an alcoholic asshole?

I believe his tears yesterday were real. And you know what? I even believe the eulogies for his friends were sincere and even quite well-spoken and touching, and the clips don't come across badly at all. But notice that he still won't apologise for monetising the Hate Live videos? The problem is that they were monetised. The problem is that he was too lazy to cut out the eulogies into seperate videos and turn off the ads. You can tell he still doesn't get it. He won't even tell a psychopath's lie and pretend to say sorry for it.

I think Howard's anger wasn't because Phil did it, but because it was the second time Phil did it. Compound anger. The first time Phil eulogised a friend in a monetised Hate Live episode, his entire circle of old fighting game friends called him an asshole for it. Did he learn? No, because he did it again. I think there's a greedy little money demon living in Phillip's soul, and he'll never understand why he shouldn't have monetised those things.

 

[Dona Morte]

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[Big Brown Schlub]

Dude, I only now realized that in yesterday's feeding with the pig he ate a lunch meat sandwich, I thought those were for the poors? Or is it suddenly fit for a king just because it has a wacky Asian name?

 

[Sup3r]

Dude, I only now realized that in yesterday's feeding with the pig he ate a lunch meat sandwich, I thought those were for the poors? Or is it suddenly fit for a king just because it has a wacky Asian name?

It's for poor people when he has to make it, not when he's paying other people to make it and give it to him.

 

[Balr0g]

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The older comments are gold

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

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Amazing how people can come away from Phil's unhinged narc ranting last night, and see Howard as the "problem."

These people I swear, they are born to be taken advantage of...

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

I think the thing that makes Phil so easy to alog rather than just laugh at is that no other lolcow I can think of but Phil legit acts like some spoiled BPD cunt that we all know who doesn’t even seem to have the capacity to be human for half a second. It’s ALWAYS drama, it’s ALWAYS a personal attack, it’s NEVER my fault! But it’s not just an isolated event every now and again, it’s every day all the time.

I’m not a “women suck” guy at all by any means, but there’s something really viscerally disgusting about a “””grown man “”” acting like a transparently catty 20 year old drama whore. It’s like the essence of the WoD puppy cry but it’s just continually happening any time his lips are moving.

DSP just needs to troon out already, he’d fit right in. DSP would hang himself and blame the rope in his suicide note.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Amazing how people can come away from Phil's unhinged narc ranting last night, and see Howard as the "problem."

These people I swear, they are born to be taken advantage of...

It's just Napalm/Swagginz/Snowkarl on a sock, I wouldn't pay much attention.

 

[Pizza Parker's Pizza Time]

Amazing how people can come away from Phil's unhinged narc ranting last night, and see Howard as the "problem."

These people I swear, they are born to be taken advantage of...

"Some of them want to use you. Some of them want to get used by you. Some of them want to abuse you. Some of them want to be abused."