Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun & Matthew Schumacher / Lurch - Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

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Should Luna be moved to Deathfats?

  • No, shes just big boned

    Votes: 292 45.5%
  • Yes, she has more rolls than a bakery

    Votes: 350 54.5%

  • Total voters
    642
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Definitely didn’t realise her ass was hanging out.



I like to imagine a small child with an indifferent mother on the street looking at lunas ass up that skirt and getting a whiff of real life.

Luna became a sims character after one moisturizer and totally, 100% isn't trying to cover up her face rotting off with the filters she promised to stop using, sick. At least this is the least important lie she's ever told.
 
he tweets no family helped him, but then goes on to say dear ol’ roger helped him in his darkest times…which is it obama??

not that it matters, we allllll know that the “help” they received was just…helping themselves to all of rogers shit and letting him fester away on a mattress.
If I remember correctly all of his family except Roger disowned him.
I don’t think there has ever been a time when Luna has successfully applied hair dye, including toner. (Actually, she fails hard at every cosmetic endeavour she attempts, but anyway). Every single colour has been ridiculously patchy, as though she misses entire chunks of hair, even when she was using bleach. I know part of the issue is the colour not attaching to the processed damaged hair properly and evenly, but I think the main issue is Luna being a retard. Even if she did realize she should be following a tutorial to help her avoid such disasters, I’m pretty sure she’d still find a way to fuck it up, either from laziness or from some type of learning disability she has but isn’t aware of. Luna doesn’t even know how to brush her hair properly (as seen via her IG vids), and yet she still attempts non-beginner friendly hairstyles (the roller lunacy) and dye jobs. There are tweens on Tik Tok that have mastered this stuff, and then there’s Luna lol.
That’s what happens when you dye your hair high off your ass on xanax

Also can’t wait For lurch to come here after finding out all his tweets are on the farms. I’d love to see him white knight himself
 
Luna rocking her cum stained boob tube on insta, and looks like Luna is slacking because she forgot to cover her arm in one of the pics, she’s also trying to lose weight. :cunningpepe:

Edit - Luna posted on Reddit looking for a place, she has till 31st of July and she’s really scared aww.

Since when did she have a job that she lost recently? :thinking:

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Luna rocking her cum stained boob tube on insta, and looks like Luna is slacking because she forgot to cover her arm in one of the pics, she’s also trying to lose weight. :cunningpepe:

Edit - Luna posted on Reddit looking for a place, she has till 31st of July and she’s really scared aww.

Since when did she have a job that she lost recently? :thinking:

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I hope for my sanity thats just toothpaste dribble
 
Find it interesting Lurch is a republican when all the ones I know hate junkies with a passion. But then again, Lurch isn't like other junkies. He's different.

I was thinking this when I was reading his tweets. The “patriot” thing stood out to me, but the AOC tweet was even more bizarre. I genuinely don’t give a fuck what anybody’s political affiliation is, but I do find it highly amusing that a junkie would be on the side that hates him and everyone he knows lol

Yes, Lurch. Give your support to the people who want to take away the needle exchanges, methadone clinics and social programs that have been allowing you to scrape just above homelessness and death for your entire adult life. Defund yourself! Give more money to the people who want you to kick dope in jail instead. Republicans also LOVE squatters… You know, traditionally… I’ll take my statues and puzzle pieces kindly on this one.

Lol. Lurch sat around high as fuck watching Dope Sick so will shake his e-fist at the Sacklers on Twitter for two days. But he can now be the victim of evil billionaires and blame them for being a useless junkie.

I can’t tell who is more hopeless in this situation honestly. :politisperg:seems to be completely unaware that he’s fucking useless while his girlfriend is up there panic begging for advice on apartments she can’t actually afford and neither of them has had the bright idea of like, I don’t know, getting a fucking job. Luna says she can pre pay rent for a year up front, I wonder who they robbed to accumulate that kind of money? Rent in that area ain’t cheap.

I have to say tho, Luna is in for a big surprise once she turns 30. After reading through some of her man’s tweets/comments and seeing the bots he gets trolled by, she’s got to be delusional to think he’s not gonna start looking for the next alarmingly young addict he can groom as soon as the clock strikes 12 on her third decade. He’s 100% one of those dudes who unironically believes in stuff like “the wall” and uses “evolutionary biology” as a way to rationalize being attracted to underage girls or whatever lol
 
I was thinking this when I was reading his tweets. The “patriot” thing stood out to me, but the AOC tweet was even more bizarre. I genuinely don’t give a fuck what anybody’s political affiliation is, but I do find it highly amusing that a junkie would be on the side that hates him and everyone he knows lol

Yes, Lurch. Give your support to the people who want to take away the needle exchanges, methadone clinics and social programs that have been allowing you to scrape just above homelessness and death for your entire adult life. Defund yourself! Give more money to the people who want you to kick dope in jail instead. Republicans also LOVE squatters… You know, traditionally… I’ll take my statues and puzzle pieces kindly on this one.



I can’t tell who is more hopeless in this situation honestly. :politisperg:seems to be completely unaware that he’s fucking useless while his girlfriend is up there panic begging for advice on apartments she can’t actually afford and neither of them has had the bright idea of like, I don’t know, getting a fucking job. Luna says she can pre pay rent for a year up front, I wonder who they robbed to accumulate that kind of money? Rent in that area ain’t cheap.

I have to say tho, Luna is in for a big surprise once she turns 30. After reading through some of her man’s tweets/comments and seeing the bots he gets trolled by, she’s got to be delusional to think he’s not gonna start looking for the next alarmingly young addict he can groom as soon as the clock strikes 12 on her third decade. He’s 100% one of those dudes who unironically believes in stuff like “the wall” and uses “evolutionary biology” as a way to rationalize being attracted to underage girls or whatever lol
She doesn’t have a years worth of rent saved up to pre-pay. If she had $15000 it would gone in a month on drugs. She would make this same claim while having a meltdown, calling the post office x10, because Lurch’s stimulus check was days late.

The claim prob comes from her dad saying he would pay her rent for a year if she got clean, or maybe a HUD voucher or something.
 
Luna rocking her cum stained boob tube on insta, and looks like Luna is slacking because she forgot to cover her arm in one of the pics, she’s also trying to lose weight. :cunningpepe:

Edit - Luna posted on Reddit looking for a place, she has till 31st of July and she’s really scared aww.

Since when did she have a job that she lost recently? :thinking:

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She’s always trying to lose weight and never does. She either needs to lose it or shut up.
Also that redditor has a point. Although we know Luna is lying. She’d never leave her parents. No matter how much she pretends her parents don’t love her, they do.
Find it interesting Lurch is a republican when all the ones I know hate junkies with a passion. But then again, Lurch isn't like other junkies. He's different.
He’s clearly neither with his splurges. He’s a democrat when the tweet angers him and a republican when the tweet angers him. He’s just an angry old retarded man
I was thinking this when I was reading his tweets. The “patriot” thing stood out to me, but the AOC tweet was even more bizarre. I genuinely don’t give a fuck what anybody’s political affiliation is, but I do find it highly amusing that a junkie would be on the side that hates him and everyone he knows lol

Yes, Lurch. Give your support to the people who want to take away the needle exchanges, methadone clinics and social programs that have been allowing you to scrape just above homelessness and death for your entire adult life. Defund yourself! Give more money to the people who want you to kick dope in jail instead. Republicans also LOVE squatters… You know, traditionally… I’ll take my statues and puzzle pieces kindly on this one.



I can’t tell who is more hopeless in this situation honestly. :politisperg:seems to be completely unaware that he’s fucking useless while his girlfriend is up there panic begging for advice on apartments she can’t actually afford and neither of them has had the bright idea of like, I don’t know, getting a fucking job. Luna says she can pre pay rent for a year up front, I wonder who they robbed to accumulate that kind of money? Rent in that area ain’t cheap.

I have to say tho, Luna is in for a big surprise once she turns 30. After reading through some of her man’s tweets/comments and seeing the bots he gets trolled by, she’s got to be delusional to think he’s not gonna start looking for the next alarmingly young addict he can groom as soon as the clock strikes 12 on her third decade. He’s 100% one of those dudes who unironically believes in stuff like “the wall” and uses “evolutionary biology” as a way to rationalize being attracted to underage girls or whatever lol
I’m thinking her dad said he would pay for the apartment and she doesn’t actually have that. Either that or they plan on saying they’ll pay that and squat somewhere again for as long as they can
 
Holy fuck, it’s absolutely clear as day that that top is covered in cat hair, Luna grime and a has a literal cum stain. I refuse to believe she genuinely doesn’t notice this when she shovels through her moldy pile of clothes but I guess our girl isn’t as ~ sober ~ as she says she is. 🤥
One thing you never, ever hear her complain about is having to spend time at the laundramat.
 
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