DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
feel like the howard hate is less a planned thing and more just legit hatred because phil is a sociopath narcissist and those people get off on deceit- like half the columbine kids' gay little journals are gleefully gloating about how nobody suspects a thing, all sorts of antisocial psychopath criminals are similar. one of the few things phil enjoys is lying because it makes him feel intellectually superior to people. he lies all the time and very often for no reason. howard does not present himself as a very bright guy so it must have really stung phil's ego to have a dimwit caveman sidekick see through his bullshit from the get go. its not something he could ever forgive i dont think.
I think it was preplanned but only in the sense that Phil had watched the video and prepared and knew he was going to go in on Howard. He hinted as much beforehand.

The real reason he got so mad about Howard, in my estimation, is just that Howard is the more aggressive and angry of the two who actually calls Phil on his bullshit directly. That and Phil knows any actual long time fans would not take kindly to him shit-talking John. Phil was directly attacked by Howard (rightfully so) and much like when directly attacked by viewers, he got pissed, because someone popped his narcissistic bubble.
 
I know there's an ongoing debate over Phil having malicious intent versus just being an idiot flailing because he's cornered, but I feel like yesterday was a good indicator of his malice.

Targeting Howard as he did was a pre-planned strategy. This was made evident because he alluded to it in the prestream before really getting into it, meaning that as he was going through the video, he concluded that Howard was going to be his target. Howard had to go down because Phil needed someone to take the fall - trolls were too obscure and too much of it was not publicly known for trolls to have been involved (though he tried to work them in where he could). That meant that one of the three of them had to take the blame and it couldn't be Phil, so Howard needed to take the beating. He very clearly didn't want to hit Rambo too hard. One of his biggest criticisms was that Rambo let Howard say all this and did not advocate for Phil, which is mild given what he said about Howard.

It was planned, it was malicious towards Howard, and it was an attempt to spin the narrative as hard as possible while shielding himself and his relationship with John. That may be why yesterday's event was so off-putting - it was one of his more obvious attempts at manipulation.

Meanwhile on stream...
Mr.JizzleFizz tipped $10 and received no pop up. Phil stalled for a full 5 minutes trying to figure out why there was no popup, all while carefully avoiding saying the amount of the tip. He then proceeded to replay animations for every other tipper. Phil claims that he just learned he can replay animations for tippers. Which is a great skill to have, except he's already done it before and is lying about not realizing he could do it until now for reasons unclear.

But aside from that, he's also probably lying about the entire situation. In order for him to get the animation to play, he forced it and used "So and So" as a filler name. So there was probably no tip to click on in the queue, meaning it was probably a Behind the Scenes Tip that he's trying to hide as being a BTS tip, and he somehow saw it come in right away. Quite the little song and dance to obscure direct tips.
I think he targeted Howard because he is, deep down, jealous that Howard and Rambo have a friendly relationship. Howard jumped on to defend his friend Rambo. Who would do that for Phil? No one. He probably thinks that Howard replaced him and that Howard poisoned Rambo against him. That Rambo chose Howard over Phil.

He's angry that Howard would have the gall to dare inject himself into a private matter between him and Rambo (even though it also included Howard) because Phil wants to selfishly keep Rambo to himself.

Am I saying Phil is a faggot? No. But he feels cast aside by the only person I can actually remember Phil calling a real friend. And that vitriol comes out against Howard. If Howard wasn't involved, him and Rambo would still be the best of friends. That's what I think Phil really feels. He just can't work it out into coherent thoughts.
 
He thinks socialization through the internet is the same thing but its really not at all. I moved away for a long time to work somewhere where I didn't have many friends. It was a huge drain on me until I moved back home and had friends/coworkers again. Face to face socialization is really important. I don't even like it that much but mentally its healthy. He's been socially isolated for 7 years now. I did it for 2 years and could feel the effects.

This "man" can't even speak on the phone without having a heart attack. So scared and isolated. Well deserved life.
 
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Thats a little more than telling your audience your back from break, Phil.
 
Thats a little more than telling your audience your back from break, Phil.
He also played coy and was about to start gameplay without mentioning OMM's $25 tip.
His chat started spamming, and he laughed, calling them crazy, and then read out OMM's tip.

Real funny joke to make the day after OMM mysteriously didn't tip for the first time in months. A complete lack of transparency is always going to play well with the audience you're scamming, I guess.
 
I only watched the first half hour of yesterday's "react" and clips here and there. Just cannot stand to hear him talk. My absolute favorite thing about the whole thing though is that one of the very first things he said was how J&H should have ignored the trolls on Thanksgiving and how he always ignore the trolls and never lets them effect him. Pretty much making fun of them for being affected by detractors. He must have repeated it 3 or 4 times, "You can;t let the trolls get to you!". Then the rest of the stream, and multiple times a day for the next 7 years, he blames the trolls for everything else. Trolls trolls trolls. DONT LET THEM GET TO YOU, PHILIP! DONT LET THEM EFFECT YOU, PHILIP.
 
He also played coy and was about to start gameplay without mentioning OMM's $25 tip.
His chat started spamming, and he laughed, calling them crazy, and then read out OMM's tip.

Real funny joke to make the day after OMM mysteriously didn't tip for the first time in months. A complete lack of transparency is always going to play well with the audience you're scamming, I guess.
He sounds extra thirsty today. Expect hardcore begging on the late stream if nobody steps in.
 
On the one hand I think its very cringe that he keeps playing up how "worn out" and tired he is. He's never acted like this after the previous marathons. This whole day stream feels like a pity party.
On the other hand he might be mentally broken. After all this is a shut in who's biggest moments of strife are going bankrupt and getting his bank account exposed. Having to actually confront his own past in front of the public might've hit too close for comfort. Still... he's definitely playing it up.
 
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This guy is so fucking lame. Of all the things you could dump $60K+ dollars into, he chooses a candy crush clone.
I would seriously have more respect for Phil if he spent the 60k on Funko pops and star wars toys because they at least have actual value.
 
I would seriously have more respect for Phil if he spent the 60k on Funko pops and star wars toys because they at least have actual value.
While paying all that money for literally nothing is objectively worse I feel like having a physical shrine to his consumption would give some more perspective to just how much money was wasted over it simply vanishing into the Scopely black hole.
 


Doesn't understand car culture. Looks at it as a waste of an investment because all he thinks about is money. Bought a BMW. Only needed a few features. Bought a BMW and the re-leased another one. Doesn't drive any where... STILL LEASED A BMW. He even made a video when he got the damn thing.


So he's basically admitting he got a BMW just to pose on nobody but his best friends who left him and his internet fanbase.

Also bans this guy for telling him the truth:
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Don't worry give him 5 years and he'll make another DSP REACK-ACK-ACKT video to call himself an asshole but he's changed since then.
 
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This guy is so fucking lame. Of all the things you could dump $60K+ dollars into, he chooses a Candy Crush clone.

Btw how many dents did he just alienate by calling all Tesla owners posers?
whats he doing with a corvette? he cant even drive on highways or above 50 mph because of his bad back (ie he is scared and still traumatized because he once caused an accident at higher speeds where "half of his face got burned off")
 
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