Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Caverlock]

We're agreed that he's fat but when he's facing real life consequences and can't lie his way out he does eat humble pie. Look at the traffic court shit for an example. He won't whine and cry about code enforcement screwing him, we'll just see a picture with his fence either removed or fixed one day. When someone mentions it, he'll respond calling them insane, deluded, sad, stalkers, etc.

It's also why I think he'll eventually end up paying Quasi when it becomes clear his options are voluntary payment or asset seizure. He'll still deny it but he's a spineless pussy with nothing but unwarranted e-bravado.

Here's one where he claims that an Asian guy noticing that most European food is less spiced than Asian food is "joke theft." Tough Guy Tomlinson then swiftly establishes dominance by timidly emoting and making references to a musical.

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[Harambe]

Here's one where he claims that an Asian guy noticing that most European food is less spiced than Asian food is "joke theft." Tough Guy Tomlinson then swiftly establishes dominance by timidly emoting and making references to a musical.
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Holy shit it's the trio of unfunny, bizarrely self important, and gay

 

[instythot]

We're agreed that he's fat

Are we? All I've seen in this thread are pictures that aren't fat by any medical standard. Team Pat is Fat needs to step it up to achieve consensus

Here's one where he claims that an Asian guy noticing that most European food is less spiced than Asian food is "joke theft." Tough Guy Tomlinson then swiftly establishes dominance by timidly emoting and making references to a musical.
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Christ. People have to attend a person's comedy shows for that person's "jokes" to be stolen

 

[Spunt]

Accusing a comedian of joke theft is a massive thing. I've seen plagiarism disputes between stand ups and writers end up in court more than once. The guy's response to Patrick isn't a joke, it's a genuine wtf at some random he doesn't know casually accusing him of serious professional misconduct.

Pat would know this is he was a real stand up, not some fat barfly waddling onto a stage at an open mic for 10 minutes.

 

[valis]

Here's one where he claims that an Asian guy noticing that most European food is less spiced than Asian food is "joke theft." Tough Guy Tomlinson then swiftly establishes dominance by timidly emoting and making references to a musical.
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How can it be 'joke theft' when it's what every black person says about white food? How can it be 'joke theft' when Pat's white? How can any of this?

I think I've just been Peak Patted.

 

[AnOminous]

Here's one where he claims that an Asian guy noticing that most European food is less spiced than Asian food is "joke theft." Tough Guy Tomlinson then swiftly establishes dominance by timidly emoting and making references to a musical.
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The last time I heard that joke I fell off my dinosaur laughing. (I bet you haven't heard that boomer humor I just said in a long time either if ever.)

How can it be 'joke theft' when it's what every black person says about white food? How can it be 'joke theft' when Pat's white? How can any of this?

I think I've just been Peak Patted.

It's just Fat Rick expressing his white supremacy yet again and whitesplaining to POCs.

 

[Mr Moonface]

 

[AnOminous]

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He is literally denying his daughter exists, because he has only one, and he surrendered all parental rights to her, abandoning all rights to any parental choices an actual dad would make.

 

[Johnny Anal Beads]

He is literally denying his daughter exists, because he has only one, and he surrendered all parental rights to her, abandoning all rights to any parental choices an actual dad would make.

I did noT abandon my daughTer, child. She was...

Spoiler

...Taken.

Someone, for the love of a non-overweight God, please do the face mix thing with this image and Rick's.

 

[BoomerSperg1922]

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Soon it will be, "I don't have a daughter, stalker."

 

[instythot]

Soon it will be, "I don't have a daughter, stalker."

You really think a Chad like Pringles Can Jon will tolerate a daughter announcing that she's trans now?

 

[Fictional Character]

Pat is not legally allowed to say that the child he abandoned is his daughter or that said child exists.

 

[Shaka Brah]

Pat is not legally allowed to say that the child he abandoned is his daughter or that said child exists.

He just talks out of both sides of his mouth. He's talked about having a daughter, having a missing daughter he wants to see again, and not having one at all. He'll say anything if it sounds right in the moment.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I did noT abandon my daughTer, child. She was...

Spoiler

...Taken.

Someone, for the love of a non-overweight God, please do the face mix thing with this image and Rick's.

"I don’t know who you are, stalker. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money; Quasi took it all. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career of being a real-life internet tough guy, child. Skills that make me a nightmare for stalkers like you, child. If you cease contacting this number now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will spoon feed you your own teeth, child."

 

[Johnny Salami]

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"I don’t know who you are, stalker. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money; Quasi took it all. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career of being a real-life internet tough guy, child. Skills that make me a nightmare for stalkers like you, child. If you cease contacting this number now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will spoon feed you your own teeth, child."

hands not fat enough

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

hands not fat enough

And yet, I put more effort into that photoshop than Patrick put into any aspect of his life.

 

[CatboyCumDump]

And yet, I put more effort into that photoshop than Patrick put into any aspect of his life.

Specifically, more effort than he put into his daughter.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Specifically, more effort than he put into his daughter.

Maybe thats why he calls everyone a child. He just misses his kid so Goddamn much that he's projecting.

 

[AnOminous]

He just talks out of both sides of his mouth. He's talked about having a daughter, having a missing daughter he wants to see again, and not having one at all. He'll say anything if it sounds right in the moment.

There are few people in the world who are more disgusting and despicable than this particular fat piece of shit.

 

[instythot]

He just talks out of both sides of his mouth. He's talked about having a daughter, having a missing daughter he wants to see again, and not having one at all. He'll say anything if it sounds right in the moment.

Do you think he even realizes he's doing it? Or is it because he, as he's stated many times, views the atalkers as less than people and now conflates anyone who disagrees with him with a rascal, therefore he's free to lie at will to them?