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When will Jack drop dead?

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720p Archive of Tri Tip Tacos with Cilantro Lime Dressing 6/4/2022

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Jack breaks out his Skillet shirt in this one! Skillet fans apparently call themselves "panheads," which perfectly encapsulates this flat-skulled buffoon.

An aside: his "recipe down below" is this unusable nonsense. Get you monk fruit x2!

TRITIP
season with monk fruit, Cayenne pepper, monk fruit
cook to 165F internal temp then wrap in foil or paper then cook to 205F

CILANTRO LIME DRESSING
Green Onion Cilantro crispy bacon bits pickled Jalapeños Garlic Olive oil Sour cream Salt Pepper Lime Water
Hahaha. What a joke. He used that stone heat deflector to cook the tri-tip indirectly on the kettle and used it completely wrong.
1. He had the charcoal directly under the stone
2. He had the meat sitting right on the stone.

Fucking guy has no clue what he's doing exactly like on the West Texas Investors Club., then later in the video the shot is completely mirrored. Fucking hack.

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Jack's money saving tips, have someone else pay for everything! Funny that's how the government works too. There's a great channel on YT about depression era cooking from someone who grew up in it. It's so heartwarming and educational. Jack is trying to find ways to stuff his face with a big mac for 4 dollars not 4.75 anymore.

I don't game, but holy shit you can't not know you'd be better, it's like DSP, I could sit a dog down and it would play better.
 
Oh no he's totally a gamer gaiz. Even with his gimp hand he's totally a gamer.


The only time he's actually mentioned this and it might have something to do with the sponsor being "World of Warships". The first and only sponsor he ever got.

And of course the food is fucking disgusting.
lol how have i not seen this video yet

these have potential
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Our boy's special needs hats just came in!

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Also someone is breaking out the alcohol, along with a post made with zero self-awareness:

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holy shit. i hate this fucking guy so much

hmmmm, i wonder why that bottle of henny is half empty? i don't recall jack ever using it in a previous video, my money's on it being tammy's drink of choice when she decides to hit the bottle after a long day of caring for the man toddler. we all know jack wouldn't be that open with his drinking because of his fear of tammy finding out. she probably acquired a taste for it on one of her "women's retreats" after spending time with someone from a certain demographic that both enjoys hennessy and women shaped like tammy

also, lol @ the amazing lack of self-awareness with that last post. too bad that shirt wouldn't even apply to the fat retard since he never had a brain to drop in the first place
 
The Hennessey bottle is almost empty, proving once again that Jack cannot help but channel not only is inner gayness, but his inner blackness as well.
Not to mention inner cheapskate. That's Hennessy VS or the lowest grade there is. It's too hot, too young and only suitable to cook with. You want to drink it? I say start at XO and go from there.

Also someone is breaking out the alcohol, along with a post made with zero self-awareness:

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I'm just wondering why he's bringing up the beginning of "La Vie en Rose"? Or is he pining for his gay lover because the words mean, "when he takes me" and this is a subtle invitation for him to show up for some cheap red wine, low end cognac and Mushbrain?
 
Not to mention inner cheapskate. That's Hennessy VS or the lowest grade there is. It's too hot, too young and only suitable to cook with. You want to drink it? I say start at XO and go from there.


I'm just wondering why he's bringing up the beginning of "La Vie en Rose"? Or is he pining for his gay lover because the words mean, "when he takes me" and this is a subtle invitation for him to show up for some cheap red wine, low end cognac and Mushbrain?
He took a screenshot of an instagram or facebook story that has La Vie en Rose playing using a lyric sticker, since it's easier to do that than, idk, upload the same picture.
 
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