DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Not to mention Phil forgetting to change the oil because the dealer didn't call him. Seriously, how fucking stupid can you be? This mirrors the whole thing about Phil not paying John because he didn't ask. Why the fuck does Phil have to view everything as transactional?
He grew up spoiled and was never taught any life skills, thinking it would all be done for him.

He didn't wash his own clothes until he moved to WA and even then I think Leanna did it.

His parents flew out and his dad cleaned his garage without him lifting a finger.

He always expects things to be done on his time, at his convenience.
 
It's almost impressive how he has no interest or fascination with anything. No interest in cars, no interest in music, film, other cultures, weapons, military history, hell, even fucking video game development since he loves to act as if he knows more than the actual developers. No interest in anything but money, WWE gacha, and trying to recapture his "glory days" by beating up scrubs in SF 30th.

You deserve this spot you put yourself in, Phil, and your "debunk stream" yesterday further cements that.
He's literally just a black hole of nothingness. Nothing interests him, nothing brings him actual pleasure. In many ways he's like a schizoid, in that he suffers from general anhedonia and apparently has no desire to form relationships with other people. He derives his narcissistic supply largely from impersonal sources, like view count, how many likes he can get for a post on Twitter, how much money he makes, etc. He's simply not interested in people, not even as a source of narcissistic supply - not in a direct sense. His presentation as this hermit narcissist is utterly fascinating to me.


This video explains the idea of a narcissist with schizoid traits pretty well.
 
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One thing I notice that people say Phil has a passion for is food, but even that he has an odd relationship with it, as seen by how he approaches international dishes. He may be so used to salt laden fast food, but even if he grew up on a steady diet of Americana he would be better at describing the stuff he eats. You can run a search for how many times he says "unique" and "flavorful" and it's easy to tell he has no idea how to describe any food that he eats. Fuck, without even tasting a curry I can tell you most times it's got a very earthy, savory scent to it and a sort of sweet heat with its spices. This mongoloid will only use the word "flavorful."

Not only that, but he's somehow manage to ear food WRONG on at least three occasions. Pretty sure most will remember the chicken adobo he got and complained about the meat being on the bone (because the bone adds in more flavors when cooked with the meat so some dishes use it for a more savory tasting meat) and having it being inconvenient for him since he doesn't have a chest-high table.

The second time was him eating curry like a soup. I have no idea why it pissed me off so much that he said he left the rice downstairs, but curry is supposed to be served with rice, either to the side of the curry or underneath. It's a staple part of the meal, like some sort of potato served with pot roast.

And then we get the oxtail. Why the fuck couldn't he just microwave the broth and dump everythin in a big bowl like a normal person? Anyone who orders Asian soup like that will tell you that you either need a big bowl or, if the takeout place gives you a big bowl, you need to dump HOT BROTH onto your soup. If he did that, it would flash cook the oxtail and he wouldn't need to bitch about it.
 
It's almost impressive how he has no interest or fascination with anything. No interest in cars, no interest in music, film, other cultures, weapons, military history, hell, even fucking video game development since he loves to act as if he knows more than the actual developers. No interest in anything but money, WWE gacha, and trying to recapture his "glory days" by beating up scrubs in SF 30th.

You deserve this spot you put yourself in, Phil, and your "debunk stream" yesterday further cements that.
I think it was in this thread someone mentioned you can generally tell how smart someone is by if they are intellectually curious or not. Phil is very much intellectually uncurious. He has ZERO curiosity in the unknown whatsoever. He isn't interested in learning things and hates anyone bringing subjects he doesn't know about up. He is proudly ignorant and fucking dumb.
 
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1MM rewards DSPs shitty behaviour 364 days of the year, didn't Tip during the John and Howard reacts, exposing DSP even more of the type of person he is. Standards am I right!?
How do we know that omm didn't tip? It's not like Phil doesn't hide his tips and on a stream where he's intentionally trying to hide how much he's making, how can we be sure that every tip was counted.
 
Love love love that he picked out the sort of Beemer saloon even the Top Gear guys say are for office supply distributor managers from Slough. All that Fuck You money and still no drive or imagination to enjoy it.

It's a 325/425i. Literally the BMW you buy specifically for the badge. That's what makes his statements even more hilariously delusional.

"The brakes I used were good, the GPS system I used... everything else I didn't need!" Wooow....
 
did this retard eat his ordered food after the crying segment or before?
Reminds me of this classic. I give it to people outside the vortex if they ask who Phil is. I think it is great that, without any context or knowing who he is, regular people can immediately tell he wrote the letter himself.

 
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1MM rewards DSPs shitty behaviour 364 days of the year, didn't Tip during the John and Howard reacts, exposing DSP even more of the type of person he is. Standards am I right!?
There's been day streams with no 1MM, almost always when Phil already has a lot of support. Hence why I believe this guy pre-pays for a month or something, and Phil spreads it out when he wants.
 
This used to be true, but hasn't been the case for over 6 months now. DSP had been getting a minimum of $25 every single day stream until yesterday, no exceptions.
I think he tiptoes around PlanetJeff's wishes. It's like he was informed by Jeff that he had to step away from the Goutsphere (due to the dox) and that he'd be receiving a daily stipend, but no additional instructions. There was no elaboration about if he must, or in what ways he can, announce tips from the 1MM account, and I think he's too much of a pussy to ask for specifics (it would signal him out as dishonest if he confided in Jeff that he was attempting to hide his tips), so he just doesn't press his luck and reads the tips at roughly the same time they come in.

The reason he skipped yesterday was probably because he had a prefabricated excuse to tell Jeff if he objected, in the form of "I didn't want to make you look bad for donating on a stream where I discouraged donations d00d!" This was one of the only opportunities he could take to conceal Jeff's daily tithe and not look like a sleazy sack of shit.
 
I think he tiptoes around PlanetJeff's wishes. It's like he was informed by Jeff that he had to step away from the Goutsphere (due to the dox) and that he'd be receiving a daily stipend, but no additional instructions. There was no elaboration about if he must, or in what ways he can, announce tips from the 1MM account, and I think he's too much of a pussy to ask for specifics (it would signal him out as dishonest if he confided in Jeff that he was attempting to hide his tips), so he just doesn't press his luck and reads the tips at roughly the same time they come in.

The reason he skipped yesterday was probably because he had a prefabricated excuse to tell Jeff if he objected, in the form of "I didn't want to make you look bad for donating on a stream where I discouraged donations d00d!" This was one of the only opportunities he could take to conceal Jeff's daily tithe and not look like a sleazy sack of shit.
Except that he doesn't read the tips when they come in, he's regularly been caught sitting on his tips to the point that even the dents saw through it, such as when he admitted that he got the tip before the break yet didn't announce it until after and the dents were telling him to check for the tip before he went.
 
I just wanna touch on DSP's pathetic "poisoning the well" claim about Howard again. If you actually listen to the podcast, when Howard mentions texting DSP about their dead friend, Rambo points out he and the rest of their friend group didn't because everyone was done with DSP by that point. Howard was the only one who still had some sort of empathy toward the man and thought hey, as shitty a person as DSP is, maybe it's still best to let him know our friend died. John was fully poisoned, Howard wasn't. If anyone poisoned the well, it was Rambo, not Howard. (Well, if anyone poisoned the well it was DSP with his vomitous assed personality but you know what I mean)
 
Except that he doesn't read the tips when they come in, he's regularly been caught sitting on his tips to the point that even the dents saw through it, such as when he admitted that he got the tip before the break yet didn't announce it until after and the dents were telling him to check for the tip before he went.
Regularly is a bit of an overstatement. He's been pretty consistent in when he reads the 1MM tip. It's typically right after the second break, plus or minus 30 minutes. When he chooses to read the tip is kind of irrelevant. DSP not reading 1MM's tip for over an hour and the dents getting riled up because they know about the daily tithe could just as easily be explained by him forgetting to add it, and it happens infrequently enough for me to believe this is likely the case. His gin-addled brain forgets shit all the time.
 
The only thing this whole reaction proved was that John and Howard were correct in their decision to not be Phil's friends anymore. Couldn't even pretend to be decent. Him and any of his dents who believed his bullshit deserve each other. Enjoy giving money to a roach who doesn't even believe in having friends. Your all just piggy banks holding his money for him that's it.
 
Still getting caught up on a lot of the different segments of the react stream, but I saw this Doody clip:


This one was making me legit MATI. Listening to him spin this, saying that he 'pretended to do calculations' to gave Rambo what Rambo thought was his rightful cut for whatever P7 work he had done up to that point because 'I just wanted to help my friend' and 'Rambo wouldn't have taken the money if I just straight out gave it to him' to try and make himself look like the good guy (again, by admitting to lying) was really gross. This guy does nothing for anybody but himself or if he thinks that doing something for another person will benefit him in some way. That kind of shit is the stuff that most moves me closer to being MATI because it feels fucking insulting to see a horrible person lie so transparently in an attempt to appear as the better man.

Somebody who admits to lying about shit as part of their defense multiple times to make themselves look like the 'good guy' is almost never going to look like one. There are definitely times when doing the best thing for a person may justify a white lie on your part. John specifically asked him for P7 money though, so Phil lying because 'I just wanna help my friend' goes beyond him telling a harmless white lie on order to not hurt John's pride. His lie completely obfuscates the fact that Phil had no intention of giving John a cut. Then, when they criticize him in regards to people not getting paid for the work they did, Phil is confused and talks about how nobody ever came to him and asked for money? John did, jackass, which meant you KNEW that at least one person was expecting a cut for their P7 work and you told him that's what you were giving him. If Howard saw John getting paid with money that was allegedly for P7, he'd expect that the same would be coming to him, so why WOULD he ask?

He just doesn't seem capable of understanding how constant dishonesty can fuck things up and hurt people. He explained yesterday that his constant use of 'just being honest with you' is because I want you guys to know I'm serious about what I'm telling you'. The guy who had to admit to lying multiple times to try and counter the criticisms against him? The guy who had to lie 'to protect my family'. Even if you ignored his entire body of work that shows how much of a lying, manipulative, and selfish POS he is, idk how you could watch him yesterday and not conclude on that basis alone that he is somebody that you should absolutely not trust.
 
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